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  • Big_D
    CRAZY MOFUKKA
    • Jun 2006
    • 3296

    #1

    Random ICQ Conversation - I had some Fun - God Meets Porn

    Ok, so I am sitting here working away, next thing I know, I get a random add on icq and here is the conversation.

    cheerful_lady ‎(7:43 PM):
    Hello, how is the weather there? Here in Alabama it is nice and sunny but cold. wanted to just say hi, am new to this so have a great day. Linda
    Big_D ‎(8:06 PM):
    um ok thanks
    cheerful_lady ‎(8:08 PM):
    so sorry didn't know you had returned a message
    Big_D ‎(8:08 PM):
    bama eh? ive been there a few times
    cheerful_lady ‎(8:08 PM):
    new to this
    cheerful_lady ‎(8:09 PM):
    love it here
    Big_D ‎(8:09 PM):
    too humid for my blood
    right now im in romania on business
    real cold here
    cheerful_lady ‎(8:09 PM):
    I can imagine,
    cheerful_lady ‎(8:11 PM):
    but I love the heat
    can't wait for Spring to arrive
    Big_D ‎(8:11 PM):
    so how old are ya?
    cheerful_lady ‎(8:11 PM):
    hate to tell ya
    but I am 55
    loveing it
    Big_D ‎(8:11 PM):
    my mom is 58 (-:
    Big_D ‎(8:12 PM):
    im 24, will be 25 on march 8th
    cheerful_lady ‎(8:12 PM):
    o' you have my brothers b-day
    Big_D ‎(8:12 PM):
    Haha I bet he is a lot older than me
    cheerful_lady ‎(8:13 PM):
    your a good sport to talk to me
    thank you
    cheerful_lady ‎(8:15 PM):
    none of my bus. I know
    Big_D ‎(8:16 PM):
    hey its no prob
    ill talk to anyone, marketing is my job
    not sure you would approve of what i market tho (-:
    cheerful_lady ‎(8:16 PM):
    try me
    Big_D ‎(8:16 PM):
    I sell hardcore porn on the internet
    cheerful_lady ‎(8:16 PM):
    your right
    Big_D ‎(8:16 PM):
    (-:
    niether does my mother
    Big_D ‎(8:17 PM):
    and its taken me around the world before i hit my first quarter of a century, porn is the fuckin shit!
    cheerful_lady ‎(8:17 PM):
    I use to work at a condom factory so we may a little in common
    never know
    Big_D ‎(8:18 PM):
    well, hardcore, i mean really hardcore
    cheerful_lady ‎(8:18 PM):
    I understand
    Big_D ‎(8:18 PM):
    the niches i work in are bareback, creampies, ass to mouth, and a lot of other really rotten stuff
    but, it sells
    cheerful_lady ‎(8:18 PM):
    are you rich yet?
    Big_D ‎(8:19 PM):
    Not rich yet, but I have been to Thailand and nailed about 250 whores there, I have asian fever and man, I cant shake it
    cheerful_lady ‎(8:20 PM):
    just hope your happy with that. But your right I am the opposite. you'd be surprised at what I'm into
    Big_D ‎(8:21 PM):
    lol
    cheerful_lady ‎(8:21 PM):
    got your attention now?
    cheerful_lady ‎(8:22 PM):
    let me tell you what I do ok
    Big_D ‎(8:23 PM):
    sure
    shoot
    cheerful_lady ‎(8:25 PM):
    I'm a bible toting mama, that have been saved from sin, healed by the hand of God from Cancer cant speak out loud and proud to be called a Christian. I have some very important jobs in our Church, I am Sunday School Secretary, Piano player, Social Committee, Bulletin maker sign maker person. that is proud to be saved By God's Grace.
    cheerful_lady ‎(8:26 PM):
    Poor as a snake, don't have a penny to my name but happy as I can be to know where my future lays and is and glad to know that I will be making my future home in heaven one day'
    And that is ME
    cheerful_lady ‎(8:27 PM):
    Hope I didn't upset you
    Big_D ‎(8:27 PM):
    Nah you didn?t upset me. Your into god, im into fucky fucky sucky sucky. Yeah I am a Christian, and I know what I do is pretty fucked up in God?s eyes, but as long as I repent before I die, I know im good.
    cheerful_lady ‎(8:28 PM):
    Look we may be different, but we can still talk and be friends, so you don?t have to be so rude.
    Big_D ‎(8:28 PM):
    Sure we can talk, and im not being rude, I am just a dirty motherfucker, and you should respect that like I respect your devotion.
    cheerful_lady ‎(8:28 PM):
    i am white by the way
    Big_D ‎(8:28 PM):
    so am I, what the hell does that have to do with anything?
    cheerful_lady ‎(8:28 PM):
    wow, you just got really rude, I am leaving
    Big_D ‎(8:28 PM):
    not that it matters
    cheerful_lady ‎(8:29 PM):
    god loves you just as much as he loves me, I hope you realize that and move to the light
    Big_D ‎(8:29 PM):
    www.misguidedmedia.com/boards/bigdnronj.jpg

    cheerful_lady ‎(8:29 PM):
    he is no respecter of persons
    Big_D ‎(8:29 PM):
    if you click that you will see a pic of me, and someone else you might recognize before you quit masturbating and picked up the bible. I?m done talking have a nice day.
  • The Heron
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2001
    • 4496

    #2
    That was odd

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    • TroubleTonya
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2005
      • 1168

      #3
      That is awesome!
      Tonya Thomas
      ICQ #332461141
      See Who I Am At AdultWhosWho.com!

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      • st0ned
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2007
        • 8437

        #4
        Odd for sure, now get back to work!
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        • Big_D
          CRAZY MOFUKKA
          • Jun 2006
          • 3296

          #5
          Originally posted by st0ned
          Odd for sure, now get back to work!
          dont make me mushroom stamp you with the ink being a period

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          • papill0n
            Unregistered Abuser
            • Oct 2007
            • 15547

            #6
            god loves you just as much as he loves me, I hope you realize that and move to the light

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