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  • Calico Jack
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 2051

    #151
    Originally posted by Andy Servers4Less
    People that walk slow and stop short in front of you. The rules to driving should apply to walking... god that pisses me off. I'm getting to the point of bumping into them on purpose
    Hahaha I hate that too. In fact I have run into people because of this very reason. Just last week a woman in a mall did it to me, so I ground to a halt and being 6'3" I leant over her shoulder and said: 'Next time that you do that I'll walk right over you.'
    She was lost for words and was babbling trying to come up with a reply as I walked off.

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    • TG Rebecca
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2006
      • 2450

      #152
      haven't read all the replies to the thread yet, so sorry if this was already mentioned.

      i hate it when i'm out with a friend and they accept a call and are on their cell phone for more than just a few minutes.

      and

      i hate it when a friend bitches and moans about their significant other to me but then is upset when i don't particularly care for them or don't want to go somewhere if they are going to be there.

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      • CDSmith
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • May 2001
        • 51460

        #153
        People who interrupt you while you're speaking. And there's a LOT out there who do it.

        Christ people, have some manners.
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        • SomeCreep
          :glugglug
          • Mar 2003
          • 26118

          #154
          What annoys the fuck out of me is when I'm watching TV during dinner time and every other fucking commercial is either about genital herpes medication, genital warts vaccination, menstruation pads, or erectile disfunction pills.

          Fuck, they show these types of commercials non-stop and yet these same stations censor out the words "god damn", "ass", and "jesus christ" in movies.

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          • SilentKnight
            Megan Fox's fluffer
            • Oct 2005
            • 24812

            #155
            Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
            I am talking the really tiny things that are really annoying in everyday life.

            For me already today it is that little bit of watery liquid that comes out of the mustard bottle if you haven't shaken it enough.

            So, what are the really tiny things that get you going?
            Usually I try and practice the 'don't sweat the small stuff' idea, but...

            I guess my gripes generally revolve around 'life with children'.

            The kids leaving the plastic bread closer thingees on the kitchen counter...instead of tossin' them in the garbage. Happens in our household CONSTANTLY.

            4 cats in our house - HAIRBALLS!

            Kids opening a second (full) bottle of ketchup in the fridge when there's still a half finished one already on the shelf.

            Seeing those peel strips from maxi-pads spilling outta the bathroom garbage in the morning. I don't need the reminder of what time of the month it is before headin' off to my day job.

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            • Bdiddy
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2006
              • 2456

              #156
              Originally posted by Calico Jack
              Hahaha I hate that too. In fact I have run into people because of this very reason. Just last week a woman in a mall did it to me, so I ground to a halt and being 6'3" I leant over her shoulder and said: 'Next time that you do that I'll walk right over you.'
              She was lost for words and was babbling trying to come up with a reply as I walked off.
              Red rover, red rover, run idiots right over!
              "..and which one of you had the prime rib?" - Waiter

              "frankly, I don't see how that's any of your business!" - Peter Griffin

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              • Bdiddy
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2006
                • 2456

                #157
                Originally posted by CDSmith
                People who interrupt you while you're speaking. And there's a LOT out there who do it.

                Christ people, have some manners.
                people who respond to text messages while you're in mid sentence like it was life or death...if it was an emergency, THEY WOULD FUCKIN CALL

                That pisses me off so much.
                "..and which one of you had the prime rib?" - Waiter

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                • ElleSparx
                  Registered User
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 19

                  #158
                  When the microwave door is left open... and that little light is on for no reason!

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                  • jmcb420
                    So Fucking Drunk
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 2155

                    #159
                    selfish people are the worst fucking thing ever
                    I'm funner than AIDS, and easier to explain to your parents.

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                    • After Shock Media
                      It's coming look busy
                      • Mar 2001
                      • 35299

                      #160
                      Guests who use the bathroom and never use the sink, yes I can tell.
                      Peoples children with no manners or respect, aka lack of the rod.
                      Guest who pinch a loaf so foul that flies are attracted to the windows Amityville horror style, yet do not see the can of air freshener let alone use it.
                      The inability to find carrots in stores with the greenery still attached.
                      People driving for miles with their blinkers on.
                      People who do not know why I flash my high beams when a semi is pulling ahead and wants to merge into my lane.
                      Getting a flat tire on my chair.
                      Seeing people spit liquid or anything on sidewalks, my tires go through that shit and my hands touch my tires.
                      Renters who bitch about shit that just ain't your problem, like if a light bulb goes out.
                      The difficulty of finding pocket watches since I can not wear a wrist watch as they usually get caught in my tires.
                      Fat people taking up all the good or shall I say closest handicapped spaces, like they can not use the extra walk.
                      Handicapped compact cars parking in the handicapped van spaces.
                      Telemarketers since they are ignoring my DNC listing.
                      Bloody tampons in the bathroom trash bin that are not camouflaged.
                      Fake coughs around smokers, grow some balls already. PS I'm a non smoker now.
                      People who do not pick their dogs shit up.
                      People who do not look and just open their drivers side doors into oncoming traffic.
                      When the side of cheese starts to go hard.
                      People who just let their dogs bark all day or night.
                      Parents that look at you as a pedo if a kid smiles at you or waves and you return the action.
                      Parents who pull their kids away and about beg for forgiveness if the kid asks what happened to you etc. Then scold the kid.
                      Planning on making a certain dish, went shopping and then you discover your still missing something critical.
                      1 pickle left in a big ass jar, this also goes for 1 pepper, 1 olive, etc.

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                      • TheAmericanCannibal
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 3087

                        #161
                        pubic lice...

                        It can't get any smaller than that
                        lol

                        never had it but annoys me to think about it

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                        • Vick!
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 6882

                          #162
                          Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                          calling a phone number and getting a fax machine....
                          Getting calls on my fax machine from telephones.

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                          • CDSmith
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • May 2001
                            • 51460

                            #163
                            People who answer the phone while having sex. They do it on TV all the time, but a lot of people in real life do it too. All I know is the phone can wait, once I'm slamming her like a freight train this locomotive stops for no one and nothing short of a direct nuclear hit. And even then...

                            Women of the world be warned, if you ever find yourself under me and the phone rings, answer it at your own peril.

                            Only complete idiot losers put sex on hold to yap on the phone.

                            There, I said it.
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                            • DigitalDruid
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2007
                              • 647

                              #164
                              having the waitress that just put your food on the table come back right after you put the food in your mouth and ask how everything is.......

                              Get on here and make some ca$h

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                              • ElleSparx
                                Registered User
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 19

                                #165
                                Originally posted by DigitalDruid
                                having the waitress that just put your food on the table come back right after you put the food in your mouth and ask how everything is.......
                                That happens to me all the time... Grrrrrrrr!

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                                • Robatolla
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 897

                                  #166
                                  mine is crunching.if i can hear someone eating sometimes that just gets under mine skin!ESpecially smacking man i could just fuckin lose it!!

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                                  • nico-t
                                    emperor of my world
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 29901

                                    #167
                                    Slow moving elderly people, stopped working, already one foot in the grave, majority of friends dead - who desperately grab a chance to small talk with store clerks. Always happens at magazine shops when i get a pack of cigs and am in a hurry. It seems like those are the number 1 spots for old hags to get three stamps and take about 10 minutes buying them because they keep chatting with the store clerk behind the counter.

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                                    • CDSmith
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 51460

                                      #168
                                      Not being able to find a decent cartoon on the fucking TV on Saturday morning.

                                      What the hell has become of this world?
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                                      • Sarah_Jayne
                                        Now with more Jayne
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 40077

                                        #169
                                        Today it is my spaniel deciding that the only pen I actually like in the house is the one that needed to be chewed.

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                                        • testpie
                                          Mostly retired
                                          • Apr 2006
                                          • 3231

                                          #170
                                          Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                          Planning on making a certain dish, went shopping and then you discover your still missing something critical.
                                          That gets me every time, no matter how much planning I put into the shopping list beforehand.

                                          Originally posted by nico-t
                                          Slow moving elderly people, stopped working, already one foot in the grave, majority of friends dead - who desperately grab a chance to small talk with store clerks. Always happens at magazine shops when i get a pack of cigs and am in a hurry. It seems like those are the number 1 spots for old hags to get three stamps and take about 10 minutes buying them because they keep chatting with the store clerk behind the counter.
                                          Amen brother! That and people who will queue in a long-ass line for a till to ask the worker where something is, when customer services over in the other direction not only had no line waiting, but would also know the answer.

                                          Another one of mine from my time spent at a well-known UK catalog-based store (I don't know if you have them in the US, but you basically walk in, browse the store catalog, write down the numers of the items you want, and go to the till, where they are then fetched for you from the warehouse after you've paid) was when people came up to the till and asked: "Which of these 15,000 pages in the catalog are specialist dog-watch-thermometer-shitters on?"; because surely I must have an encyclopaedic knowledge of the entire catalog to work there...

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                                          • SuzzyQ
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2006
                                            • 1557

                                            #171
                                            Originally posted by Paco, of Large Cash.
                                            How could I forget, my cat
                                            That was so funny. Im almost crying

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                                            • Peaches
                                              Old broad
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 13933

                                              #172
                                              Oh lawd, I'm one of those old people who chats with the check out folks! Usually it's not a problem with locals behind me but during vacation times when we get the leafers and "Oh honey, let's rent a cabin out in the woods then bitch because there aren't any 5 star restaurants and the local Ingles doesn't sell caviar." I'm sure I'm pissing someone off

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                                              • Sarah_Jayne
                                                Now with more Jayne
                                                • Dec 2002
                                                • 40077

                                                #173
                                                Originally posted by DatingGold
                                                when I accidently unplug my keyb
                                                I hate it when I accidentally move my laptop too forward and it pulls out the plug. So, I am here working and not knowing that the power is running down until I get a message it is about to run out. Then I am having to move quickly and plug it back in.

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                                                • SuzzyQ
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                  • 1557

                                                  #174
                                                  When Im driving down the street at night and i'm the only car. I make 3 or 4 green lights. Then for some unknown reason, I hit a red light and their is no one waiting at the intersection.

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                                                  • Penny24Seven
                                                    So Fucking What
                                                    • Jun 2007
                                                    • 6287

                                                    #175
                                                    waiting in line at the post office and seeing the 4 old people in front of me who all waited 45 minutes all buy one fucking stamp. When the price went up two cents that stood in line and bought 2 two cent stamps. I was so tired of waiting in line I bought every two cent stamp they had and when I came back I gave them out for free to get all the old fucks out of the line so I could move through it faster. They drive 5 miles to spend 4 cents LOL, then they act like I am God for saving them less then a dime. wtf
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                                                    • Tiffany Paris
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 94

                                                      #176
                                                      Originally posted by JUSTB
                                                      why does that bother you?
                                                      mine would be people who leave the water running the whole time they are brushing their teeth
                                                      Both of those bother me. Brushing your teeth is a private thing and kind of gross to watch. Keep it in the bathroom.

                                                      And stop wasting water!

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                                                      • Tiffany Paris
                                                        Registered User
                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                        • 94

                                                        #177
                                                        Today mine is my boyfriend putting his already dry clothes in the dryer for the full 45 minutes when it only takes 10 to get the wrinkles out.

                                                        To make it worse....he always irons them anyway!

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                                                        • NosMo
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2007
                                                          • 1025

                                                          #178
                                                          Today mine is....
                                                          one of the guys I work with who is a total idiot. Seems he came in this past weekend. Which explains.
                                                          3 open cans of pop all which are 1/2 full or more scattered around work.
                                                          The over stuffed trash can that was emptied friday.
                                                          Not sure I want to know why the Microwave is unpluged.
                                                          But I am going to ask him why my system was turned off.......

                                                          Hell of a way to start the week.

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                                                          • Paco, of Large Cash.
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                            • 2267

                                                            #179
                                                            Originally posted by SuzzyQ
                                                            That was so funny. Im almost crying
                                                            you almost crying tells me you too have a cat!

                                                            Meoow
                                                            *pointing @ mouth*

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                                                            • Sarah_Jayne
                                                              Now with more Jayne
                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                              • 40077

                                                              #180
                                                              Originally posted by Tiffany Paris
                                                              Today mine is my boyfriend putting his already dry clothes in the dryer for the full 45 minutes when it only takes 10 to get the wrinkles out.

                                                              To make it worse....he always irons them anyway!
                                                              Mine does that too. He didn't even know you could do that until I told him how to do it (because I am not going to iron for him or anybody). Yet, he can't grasp the 'damp' cloth..ie not soaking wet...or the short amount of time needed.

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                                                              • SuzzyQ
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Dec 2006
                                                                • 1557

                                                                #181
                                                                Originally posted by Paco, of Large Cash.
                                                                you almost crying tells me you too have a cat!

                                                                Meoow
                                                                *pointing @ mouth*
                                                                We have 2 of them. I can completely relate to the cartoon except the baseball bat... I'm sure they would if they could.

                                                                My boyfriends logic .."ignore them. they will go away". Sometimes he can be an idiot.
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                                                                • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                  Now with more Jayne
                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 40077

                                                                  #182
                                                                  Originally posted by SuzzyQ
                                                                  Sometimes he can be an idiot.
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                                                                  • CDSmith
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • May 2001
                                                                    • 51460

                                                                    #183
                                                                    Today it's movie censorship. Last night there wasn't much on so I flipped over to one of the Movie Central channels to rewatch The Big Lebowski, one of my favorite movies. You'd think on a channel that is part of a network that is said to be the Canadian HBO that they would have sense enough to run original uncut movies... and they mostly do. But not with this film for some reason. Some fucknut censorist took it upon him (or her) self to either blank out every "F" word or replace it with "freakin'".

                                                                    I turned it off after 20 minutes. That film just doesn't have the same impact without the odd "Shut the fuck up Donny" in there. Shame on Movie Central for being such pussies.
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                                                                    • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                      Now with more Jayne
                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                      • 40077

                                                                      #184
                                                                      yeah, melon farming moments (so called as 'mother fucker' was once turned into 'melon farmer' in a film) used to actually be a hobby of mine. I used to think it was funny how things would get changed for regular tv. The one I always remember is a version I saw of Peggy Sue Got Married on ABC late at night when I was in my teens. There is a scene where they talk about sex in a car ..she is talking about the nickname for his dick. Suddenly on the tv version has a a train passing in the background..then a fog horn..getting louder and louder until the scene is over.

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