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  • Sethseekstruth
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 588
    #1

    top five Worst pick up lines EVER

    1-you smell like my Mom!

    2-I bet if i came on your belly it would help hide your stretch marks.

    3-two girls, one cup, let's act it out in my penthouse.

    4-Paisley ascots are very sexy, don't you agree?

    5-Is that a c-section scar, or are you just glad to see me?
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    • Xrated J
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2006
      • 4347
      #2
      Originally posted by Sethseekstruth

      2-I bet if i came on your belly it would help hide your stretch marks.

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        • NosMo
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2007
          • 1025
          #3
          1- My what a lovely neck you have

          2- So is you Mom seeing any one?

          3-Ever have sex in a Mens restroom?

          4-You know after about 3 more shots I would love to take you home.

          5-Your not a cop are you?

          NosMo

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            • SteveLightspeed
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 7940
              #4
              "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

              "It rubs the lotion on its skin..."
              Abra-cadabra!

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                • Fap
                  Just Du It
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 12094
                  #5
                  How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

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                    • NosMo
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 1025
                      #6
                      Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                      "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

                      "It rubs the lotion on its skin..."
                      Man I so love that song
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                        • L-Pink
                          working on my tan
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 39151
                          #7
                          "I can't promise I won't tear anything"

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                            • kane
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 20684
                              #8
                              "Honey, you rock my world...of warcraft."

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                                • mrwilson
                                  mrwilson 2.0
                                  • Jul 2007
                                  • 5122
                                  #9
                                  "bend over, i promise to miss your heart"

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                                    • Deej
                                      I make pixels work
                                      • Jun 2005
                                      • 24386
                                      #10
                                      hey honey can you get me a bandaid.... (turning to flex)... cause iiiimmmm cut!

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                                        • 96ukssob
                                          So Fucking Banananananas
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 12991
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                                          "I can't promise I won't tear anything"
                                          wow
                                          Email: Clicky on Me

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                                            • Shoehorn!
                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 22872
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Sethseekstruth
                                              2-I bet if i came on your belly it would help hide your stretch marks.

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                                                • PaulB
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Nov 2006
                                                  • 113
                                                  #13
                                                  Are you a mechanic because you just made my nuts tighten.

                                                  If you were a burger you would be the McGorgeous

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                                                    • Zorgman
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 6103
                                                      #14
                                                      You know what would good on you.... me!
                                                      ---

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                                                        • Sarah_Jayne
                                                          Now with more Jayne
                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 40077
                                                          #15
                                                          Yeah, those are all pretty rubbish.

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                                                            • Violetta
                                                              Affiliate
                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 28735
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Sethseekstruth
                                                              1-you smell like my Mom!
                                                              Wonder if ANYONE has ever said that!`!`!`? lol
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                                                                • loreen
                                                                  myadultdesign.com
                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                  • 12558
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Actually one taxi driver told me I smell like his mother, but I don't think he was hitting on me...
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                                                                    • Miz_Wright
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2007
                                                                      • 593
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Worst line ever actually said to me?

                                                                      "Hey, baby, wanna take a ride on my skin bus?"

                                                                      *face palm*
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                                                                        • alby_persignup
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • May 2007
                                                                          • 3119
                                                                          #19
                                                                          funny pick up lines! lol
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                                                                            • VicD
                                                                              ICQ: 304-611-162
                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                              • 13245
                                                                              #20
                                                                              1-you smell like my Mom! = major turnoff

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                                                                                • Shagbunny
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Oct 2007
                                                                                  • 3028
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by kane
                                                                                  "Honey, you rock my world...of warcraft."
                                                                                  hah gotta use that one

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                                                                                    • Holly
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                      • 10017
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Not really a pick up line but I was in a store once and this guy told me he would really like to take me out for a cappuccino and get to know me better.

                                                                                      I couldn't think of anywhere nearby selling cappuccino, so out of pure curiosity I asked him "where?" and he told me "The Shell Mart on Third Street". It's a gas station.
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                                                                                        • royaljelly2
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • May 2007
                                                                                          • 1034
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Deej
                                                                                          hey honey can you get me a bandaid.... (turning to flex)... cause iiiimmmm cut!
                                                                                          That's freaking funny! I need to use that one!!!

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