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  • MrMaxwell
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2005
    • 10057
    #1

    The worst thing in the world

    When a woman decides to vacuum (the carpet) with a cheap vacuum cleaner. Then, the floor looks the same as it use to and you get to breathe all of the junk you were previously walking over that you couldn't see.
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    • Sly
      Let's do some business!
      • Sep 2004
      • 31377
      #2
      Deep thoughts, by MrMaxwell...
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        • MrMaxwell
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2005
          • 10057
          #3
          Originally posted by Sly
          Deep thoughts, by MrMaxwell...
          Nah I just made her throw the vacuum away

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            • Manfap
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2013
              • 2626
              #4
              Yep you´re right.. forget the starving millions.. genocide..

              cheap vacuum cleaners are worse than Hitler.

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                • MrMaxwell
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 10057
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Manfap
                  Yep you´re right.. forget the starving millions.. genocide..

                  cheap vacuum cleaners are worse than Hitler.
                  God Damned Right
                  Preach it, you masturbating clown!!

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                    • kane
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 20684
                      #6
                      Worst thing?

                      Clearly you have never caught your balls in a zipper.

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                        • Rochard
                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 75733
                          #7
                          The worst thing in the world is having your child die. The second worse is having your parent die.

                          Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                          When a woman decides to vacuum (the carpet) with a cheap vacuum cleaner. Then, the floor looks the same as it use to and you get to breathe all of the junk you were previously walking over that you couldn't see.
                          You need to buy a Dyson Vacuum. Expensive, but so fucking worth it.
                          Herschel Savage
                          Brooklyn, NY

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                            • junction
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 2411
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Rochard
                              You need to buy a Dyson Vacuum. Expensive, but so fucking worth it.
                              Couldn't agree more. Our Vacuum broke about half way though vacuuming. My wife went out and bought a Dyson. Got it home and started vacuuming the same area that she had already gone over. She ended up filling the canister 3 times. I couldn't believe my eyes.

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