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  • ADL Colin
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Feb 2001
    • 11929
    #1

    Conversation with my 2 year old re: cigarettes

    So I?m reading a book on the history of cigarettes in America. Title: "The Cigarette Century: The Rise, Fall, and Deadly Persistence of the Product That Defined America"

    My 2 year old sees the cover of the book and says ?Cigarettes, Daddy??
    ?Yeah, cigarettes?.
    ?Mommy smokes cigarettes??
    ?Yeah, mommy smokes cigarettes?.
    ?I smoke cigarettes?.
    ?No. Daddy and _______ don?t smoke cigarettes, they can make you sick?.
    ?Mommy smokes cigarettes, I smoke cigarettes?.



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    • Mr Pheer
      So Fucking Banned
      • Dec 2002
      • 22082
      #2
      my dad died from lung cancer when I was 7 years old... so fuck cigarettes...

      I've never smoked because of that.

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        • Sarah_Jayne
          Now with more Jayne
          • Dec 2002
          • 40077
          #3
          Sounds like she understands second hand smoke already.

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            • ADL Colin
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Feb 2001
              • 11929
              #4
              Interesting book by the way. In 1904 a woman was imprisoned for 30 days in New York for endangering the morals of her children by smoking in their presence. A number of states initially outlawed cigarettes.


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                • Violetta
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                  • Jul 2004
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                  #5
                  hehe... rolemodels.
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                    • Fletch XXX
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                      • Jan 2002
                      • 60840
                      #6
                      time for mommy to quit.

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                        • Davy
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                          • Apr 2006
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                          #7
                          I don't see any reason why I should smoke. Especially after having seen those pictures of totally black and unhealthy lungs.
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                            • cool1
                              sex is good
                              • Sep 2001
                              • 24939
                              #8
                              I think cigarettes, and other tobacco products should be made banned

                              since tobacco has little if no real value it is time society got rid of it.

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                                • ADL Colin
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 11929
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                  time for mommy to quit.
                                  for real


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                                    • NikKay
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                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 1642
                                      #10
                                      This is why it's fucked up for parents to smoke in front of their kids. You're either telling them it's okay to smoke or you're telling them you don't care enough not to endanger your own life. Both the wrong message to be sending.

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                                        • florin
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                                          • Sep 2007
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                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Davy
                                          I don't see any reason why I should smoke. Especially after having seen those pictures of totally black and unhealthy lungs.
                                          good for you!

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                                            • BV
                                              wtf
                                              • Sep 2001
                                              • 10914
                                              #12
                                              Funny how times change.

                                              My mom sent me to school on Halloween as a pack of "Kool Milds" back in the 3rd grade.

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                                                • Emil
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                                                  • Feb 2007
                                                  • 5655
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Davy
                                                  I don't see any reason why I should smoke. Especially after having seen those pictures of totally black and unhealthy lungs.
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                                                    • Scott McD
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                                                      • Nov 2002
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                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by NikKay
                                                      This is why it's fucked up for parents to smoke in front of their kids. You're either telling them it's okay to smoke or you're telling them you don't care enough not to endanger your own life. Both the wrong message to be sending.
                                                      Agreed !

                                                      It pisses me off to be honest. They preach to kids about how bad smoking is, while making them breath in smoke at the same time from their own cigarette...


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                                                        • BlackCrayon
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 19634
                                                          #15
                                                          Get her to say that in front of mommy. Should have some impact.
                                                          you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                                            • sniperwolf
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                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                              • 17743
                                                              #16
                                                              that's just shows that whatever children sees to their parents, thought it might good, so better not show them when you smokes...

                                                              Not a smoker here anyway.
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                                                                • Fap
                                                                  Just Du It
                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                  • 12094
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Id like to start by asking why you are reading a book on the history of cigarettes?

                                                                  Then id like to say monkey see monkey do

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                                                                    • ADL Colin
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                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                      • 11929
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by banthis
                                                                      Id like to start by asking why you are reading a book on the history of cigarettes?
                                                                      To learn about the history of cigarettes.


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                                                                        • Fletch XXX
                                                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 60840
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by ADL Colin
                                                                          To learn about the history of cigarettes.
                                                                          reminds me of the Bill Hicks piece where he is in a truck stop somewhere and the redneck employee ask him while he is reading a book:

                                                                          Reddneck: "What you reading for?"
                                                                          Redneck: "We got us a reader"

                                                                          hicks: "Ive been asked what are you reading, and such, but never what are you reading FOR?"

                                                                          "I dont know, maybe so i dont end up working at a fucking truck stop?

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                                                                            • ADL Colin
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                              • 11929
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                              reminds me of the Bill Hicks piece where he is in a truck stop somewhere and the redneck employee ask him while he is reading a book:

                                                                              Reddneck: "What you reading for?"
                                                                              Redneck: "We got us a reader"

                                                                              hicks: "Ive been asked what are you reading, and such, but never what are you reading FOR?"

                                                                              "I dont know, maybe so i dont end up working at a fucking truck stop?
                                                                              hilarious.

                                                                              On topic, Bill Hicks on smoking ..

                                                                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9O1C...eature=related


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                                                                                • Fap
                                                                                  Just Du It
                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                  • 12094
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by ADL Colin
                                                                                  To learn about the history of cigarettes.
                                                                                  I could have guessed that
                                                                                  but why?

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                                                                                    • ADL Colin
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                      • 11929
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by banthis
                                                                                      I could have guessed that
                                                                                      but why?
                                                                                      Hmmm. I've read about 75 nonfiction books a year for the past 20 years. Have to keep changing the subject or else it gets REALLY repetitive. Just browsing for books and it seemed like it might be interesting.


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                                                                                        • D
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                                                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                                                          • 7412
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                                                                                          Sounds like she understands second hand smoke already.
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                                                                                            • Peaches
                                                                                              Old broad
                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                              • 13933
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              2 years old already?? Damn time flies

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                                                                                                • Fap
                                                                                                  Just Du It
                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                  • 12094
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by ADL Colin
                                                                                                  Hmmm. I've read about 75 nonfiction books a year for the past 20 years. Have to keep changing the subject or else it gets REALLY repetitive. Just browsing for books and it seemed like it might be interesting.
                                                                                                  Hmm.. whats the verdict?

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                                                                                                    • PornMogul
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                                                                                                      • May 2007
                                                                                                      • 1495
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      The commercials worked on me

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                                                                                                        • RayBonga
                                                                                                          too cool for highschool
                                                                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                                                                          • 12164
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          My parents bought me chocolate cigarettes when I was a kid, maybe I should sue them

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                                                                                                            • Peaches
                                                                                                              Old broad
                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                              • 13933
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by RayBonga
                                                                                                              My parents bought me chocolate cigarettes when I was a kid, maybe I should sue them
                                                                                                              We had those and bubble gum cigarettes (and those nasty hardlike candy ones that were white with an orange "flame" at the end). The bubble gum were the best because they were wrapped in paper and if you blew just right, you could make "smoke" come out of your cigarette

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                                                                                                                • ADL Colin
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                  • 11929
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by banthis
                                                                                                                  Hmm.. whats the verdict?
                                                                                                                  A little over 100 pages in. An excellent book. One of the better I've read in the past year.


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                                                                                                                    • ADL Colin
                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                      • 11929
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by PornMogul
                                                                                                                      The commercials worked on me
                                                                                                                      TV commercials? Are you that old?


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                                                                                                                        • Elli
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                                                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                          • 17991
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                                                                          We had those and bubble gum cigarettes (and those nasty hardlike candy ones that were white with an orange "flame" at the end). The bubble gum were the best because they were wrapped in paper and if you blew just right, you could make "smoke" come out of your cigarette
                                                                                                                          hah I remember those! We thought we were so cool. Thank goodness I never actually started smoking.
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                                                                                                                            • Odie
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                                                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                              • 7040
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                                                                              We had those and bubble gum cigarettes (and those nasty hardlike candy ones that were white with an orange "flame" at the end). The bubble gum were the best because they were wrapped in paper and if you blew just right, you could make "smoke" come out of your cigarette
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                                                                                                                                • severe
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                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2007
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by cool1
                                                                                                                                  I think cigarettes, and other tobacco products should be made banned

                                                                                                                                  since tobacco has little if no real value it is time society got rid of it.
                                                                                                                                  that literally makes me sick to my stomach to read, and not because im a smoker. but because we dont need the govt controlling every aspect of our lives.

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                                                                                                                                    • cherrylula
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                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 15969
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                                                                                      We had those and bubble gum cigarettes (and those nasty hardlike candy ones that were white with an orange "flame" at the end). The bubble gum were the best because they were wrapped in paper and if you blew just right, you could make "smoke" come out of your cigarette
                                                                                                                                      They still sell those up the road from here. Candy/gum cigarettes. Knock off logos and everything.

                                                                                                                                      Children are like little sponges, they soak up everything around them.

                                                                                                                                      and I see cops throw cigarette butts out the window almost every week while out running errands.

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                                                                                                                                        • MissEve
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                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Good Moms smoke weed! ;)

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                                                                                                                                            • Peaches
                                                                                                                                              Old broad
                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 13933
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by MissEve
                                                                                                                                              Good Moms smoke weed! ;)
                                                                                                                                              Oh lawd - only a handful of us know the background on that comment.

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