Big casino JACKPOT loser !!

**minddust** · 01-26-2008, 09:40 AM

i would dump the hoe and buy a new one

by buy I mean date

**SmokeyTheBear** · 01-26-2008, 09:45 AM

just once i would like to hear someone say "cocaine and hookers" when asked how they will spend their big jackpot.

**Xrated J** · 01-26-2008, 10:07 AM

id buy her some jeans from wal mart then kick her out

**minddust** · 01-26-2008, 10:59 AM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

just once i would like to hear someone say "cocaine and hookers" when asked how they will spend their big jackpot.

**Scott McD** · 01-26-2008, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

the gf really wanted a pair of designer jeans that were in a store in the casino, she bitched and bitched until he caved in

Firstly, he sounds like a pussy.

Scondly, i'd dump that moaning bitch, and go have some fun !!

**DirtyProfits** · 01-26-2008, 11:05 AM

"In his pocket was a photocopy of a picture of the jeans that his girlfriend printed out for him, just to make sure there would be no confusion"

this is funny, I can imagine his gf printing those fucking jeans and waking him at 5am lol

**96ukssob** · 01-26-2008, 02:08 PM

thats pretty funny. i kick her ass to the curb too

"heres $10k, good luck in life... see ya!"

**sicone** · 01-26-2008, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

just once i would like to hear someone say "cocaine and hookers" when asked how they will spend their big jackpot.

If I ever win I'll say it just for you

**WiredGuy** · 01-26-2008, 02:14 PM

Boot her ass to the curb and pickup the girl selling the jeans at the store. He should have no problem with the million dollars

WG

**papill0n** · 01-26-2008, 02:29 PM

nice reward for the guy for putting up with that bullshit

**L-Pink** · 01-26-2008, 02:36 PM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

just once i would like to hear someone say "cocaine and hookers" when asked how they will spend their big jackpot.

**L-Pink** · 01-26-2008, 02:36 PM

Those jeans would make a great breakup gift.

**aico** · 01-26-2008, 02:38 PM

he should use some of the money to buy an internet connection so he doesn't have to drive to buy some stupid fucking jeans he could find online.

**OzMan** · 01-26-2008, 03:08 PM

He should kick her to the curb just for not getting her lazy ass outta bed to go with him, never mind anything else.

The best one I heard was the guy whose wife said he was a loser after he lost his job, kicked him out of the house and divorced him.

Two weeks later he won a multi-million lottery.

She hired an attorney to try to get half even though the divorce was completed.

That guy must have had a permanent smile on his face after that.

I would have sent her a dozen t shirts in assorted colors with the caption "ain't karma a bitch?"

**OzMan** · 01-26-2008, 03:17 PM

here's the story I was talking about http://www.lotterypost.com/news/102212.htm

**borked** · 01-26-2008, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by L-Pink

Those jeans would make a great breakup gift.

**ridikuloz** · 01-26-2008, 04:19 PM

I'd buy more wives.

**Axzar** · 01-26-2008, 04:54 PM

Originally posted by ridikuloz

I'd buy more wives.

You have to be fucking kidding me?

Big casino JACKPOT loser !!

Big casino JACKPOT loser !!

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