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  • MrMaxwell
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    • Jul 2005
    • 10057
    #1

    What the FUCK would you take this to mean?

    I tell someone

    "It's an inconvenient evening out there"

    What would you take from that?

    Fuck, people are stupid
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    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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      • Jul 2004
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      #2




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        • MrMaxwell
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          • Jul 2005
          • 10057
          #3
          Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude




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          ^That's how much sense your response made

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            • mrgica
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              • Jan 2004
              • 2169
              #4
              my mind is spinning, give me a moment... I know this one...
              Fuck it dude, lets go bowling

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                • MrMaxwell
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 10057
                  #5
                  Originally posted by mrgica
                  my mind is spinning, give me a moment... I know this one...
                  Stay away from snakes if you don't like beads

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                    • NaughtyVisions
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                      • May 2008
                      • 4204
                      #6
                      Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                      The turtle was in his shell and suddenly the tear gas hit the little man in the feng sheui shop and I told them this ain't pier 1 imports so don't light candles because I never drink juice but I wax fantastic

                      ^That's how much sense your response made
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                        • HoneyBeeHideout
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                          #7
                          Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                            • Dirty F
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                              • Jul 2001
                              • 59204
                              #8
                              I wonder who is more mentally unstable. Swirlscunt or you. You are both fucking crazy, that's for sure.

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                                • Phoenix
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                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 35475
                                  #9
                                  i had a friend in high school who turned in a whole essay for English class with run on nonsensical sentences. He got an A.
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                                    • MrMaxwell
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                                      • Jul 2005
                                      • 10057
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Phoenix
                                      i had a friend in high school who turned in a whole essay for English class with run on nonsensical sentences. He got an A.
                                      Fuck school
                                      I quit school when I was twelve
                                      For better or for worse 95% of my life experience would have never happened if I hadn't
                                      Plus, while fred speak and fred write may be grammatically incorrect and not perfect, I can write better sentences than most idiots who went to school

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                                        • MrMaxwell
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                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 10057
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Dirty F
                                          I wonder who is more mentally unstable. Swirlscunt or you. You are both fucking crazy, that's for sure.
                                          That's not a very nice thing to say, mr. painter.


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                                            • Dirty F
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                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 59204
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                              Fuck school
                                              I quit school when I was twelve
                                              I don't think that surprises anyone.

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                                                • MrMaxwell
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                  • 10057
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                  I don't think that surprises anyone.
                                                  It sure as hell surprised one of my teachers. I was way the fuck ahead and already starting some college level shit. I told her if she didn't stop making things difficult for me I would not come back. She continued to cause problems, then I left.

                                                  Plus, I don't care what you say. I may not be some tough thug life type of guy but that was some G shit right there, period. I'm twelve, I'm in school, I tell school FUCK YOU and leave to go and hustle cable tv.

                                                  A short time later I had my first cadillac which I could not drive and my first gun, too.

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                                                    • Phoenix
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                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 35475
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                                      It sure as hell surprised one of my teachers. I was way the fuck ahead and already starting some college level shit. I told her if she didn't stop making things difficult for me I would not come back. She continued to cause problems, then I left.

                                                      Plus, I don't care what you say. I may not be some tough thug life type of guy but that was some G shit right there, period. I'm twelve, I'm in school, I tell school FUCK YOU and leave to go and hustle cable tv.

                                                      A short time later I had my first cadillac which I could not drive and my first gun, too.
                                                      lol...pure comedy gold
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                                                        • MrMaxwell
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                          • 10057
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                          lol...pure comedy gold
                                                          Yeah- I should be on television.
                                                          I would call it the Fred Show.
                                                          Adorable bitches everywhere, a Cadillac of the week, blowing shit to hell with expensive firearms, reviews of all of the steak houses, cash poker games, stand up comedy bitches, a segment on the government rape act of the day, man my show would be incredible. There ain't a straight American male alive who would not love my program. I would even teach them how to deal with their wives when they weren't "allowed to watch that trash" when my program came on.

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                                                            • ottopottomouse
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                                                              • Jan 2010
                                                              • 13177
                                                              #16
                                                              7, or maybe yogurt.
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                                                                • Dirty F
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 59204
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                                                  It sure as hell surprised one of my teachers. I was way the fuck ahead and already starting some college level shit. I told her if she didn't stop making things difficult for me I would not come back. She continued to cause problems, then I left.

                                                                  Plus, I don't care what you say. I may not be some tough thug life type of guy but that was some G shit right there, period. I'm twelve, I'm in school, I tell school FUCK YOU and leave to go and hustle cable tv.

                                                                  A short time later I had my first cadillac which I could not drive and my first gun, too.
                                                                  You do realize that mentally something is very wrong with you right?

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                                                                    • John-ACWM
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                                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                                      • 20060
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude




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                                                                        • Bryan G
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                                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                                          • 8338
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I like turtles....
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                                                                            • tonyparra
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                                                                              • Jul 2008
                                                                              • 4568
                                                                              #20

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                                                                                • MrMaxwell
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                  • 10057
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                                                  You do realize that mentally something is very wrong with you right?
                                                                                  Because I didn't grow up like you or you or you
                                                                                  Shit

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                                                                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                      • 38323
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by MrMaxwell

                                                                                      Fuck school
                                                                                      I quit school when I was twelve
                                                                                      For better or for worse 95% of my life experience would have never happened if I hadn't
                                                                                      Plus, while fred speak and fred write may be grammatically incorrect and not perfect, I can write better sentences than most idiots who went to school
                                                                                      Originally posted by MrMaxwell

                                                                                      It sure as hell surprised one of my teachers. I was way the fuck ahead and already starting some college level shit. I told her if she didn't stop making things difficult for me I would not come back. She continued to cause problems, then I left.

                                                                                      Plus, I don't care what you say. I may not be some tough thug life type of guy but that was some G shit right there, period. I'm twelve, I'm in school, I tell school FUCK YOU and leave to go and hustle cable tv.

                                                                                      A short time later I had my first cadillac which I could not drive and my first gun, too.


                                                                                      Originally posted by MrMaxwell

                                                                                      Yeah- I should be on television.
                                                                                      I would call it the Fred Show.
                                                                                      Adorable bitches everywhere, a Cadillac of the week, blowing shit to hell with expensive firearms, reviews of all of the steak houses, cash poker games, stand up comedy bitches, a segment on the government rape act of the day, man my show would be incredible. There ain't a straight American male alive who would not love my program. I would even teach them how to deal with their wives when they weren't "allowed to watch that trash" when my program came on.
                                                                                      You remind me of Maxwell Smart (minus the smart):





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                                                                                        • 2012
                                                                                          So Fucking What
                                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                                          • 17189
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                                                                          I tell someone

                                                                                          "It's an inconvenient evening out there"

                                                                                          What would you take from that?

                                                                                          Fuck, people are stupid
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                                                                                            • Dirty F
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                              • 59204
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                                                                              Because I didn't grow up like you or you or you
                                                                                              Shit
                                                                                              No, because something in your brain is causing this. Or your mother dropped you on your head when you were a baby.

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                                                                                                • L-Pink
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                                                  • 39151
                                                                                                  #25


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                                                                                                    • MrMaxwell
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                                      • 10057
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                                                                      No, because something in your brain is causing this. Or your mother dropped you on your head when you were a baby.
                                                                                                      So if I'm a retard you should not be so hard on me, because if I am, it ain't my fault
                                                                                                      SO THERE

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                                                                                                        • MrMaxwell
                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                                                          • 10057
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude




                                                                                                          You remind me of Maxwell Smart (minus the smart):





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                                                                                                          I would buttfuck barbara feldon in the face TWICE. GRRRR.
                                                                                                          Ain't no delusions for me- I know that my reality currently sucks and it's pretty awful.
                                                                                                          That's okay though I wouldn't trade places with anyone

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                                                                                                            • Dirty F
                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                              • 59204
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                                                                                              So if I'm a retard you should not be so hard on me, because if I am, it ain't my fault
                                                                                                              SO THERE
                                                                                                              The problem i have with you is that you act like you are amazing and very smart. Which you clearly are not. I really wonder where you get this idea from. Are you really not aware of your mental problems and low iq. Believe me, it's very easy to spot.

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                                                                                                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                  • 38323
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by MrMaxwell

                                                                                                                  I would buttfuck barbara feldon in the face TWICE. GRRRR.
                                                                                                                  Ain't no delusions for me- I know that my reality currently sucks and it's pretty awful.
                                                                                                                  That's okay though I wouldn't trade places with anyone


                                                                                                                  Buttfuck her in the face?!?



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                                                                                                                    • tonyparra
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                                                                                                                      • Jul 2008
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                                                                                                      I tell someone

                                                                                                                      "It's an inconvenient evening out there"

                                                                                                                      What would you take from that?

                                                                                                                      Fuck, people are stupid

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                                                                                                                        • baddog
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                                                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                          • 107089
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Why so angry?

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                                                                                                                            • 2013
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                                                                                                                              • Dec 2012
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                                              Why so angry?
                                                                                                                              this thread delivers

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                                                                                                                                • bigluv
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                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2008
                                                                                                                                  • 850
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                                                                                                                  Fuck school
                                                                                                                                  I quit school when I was twelve
                                                                                                                                  For better or for worse 95% of my life experience would have never happened if I hadn't
                                                                                                                                  Plus, while fred speak and fred write may be grammatically incorrect and not perfect, I can write better sentences than most idiots who went to school
                                                                                                                                  Ahahahahahaha. Oh god, this is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Thanks. If I could put this in a frame with a picture of you puffing yourself up about wtfever it is that week I would. I've got a space right above my monitors waiting for it. It would be better than prozac.

                                                                                                                                  You sure showed THAT teacher didn't you.

                                                                                                                                  I bet she thinks about how you showed her and how you must be living a ballin' lifestyle every morning.

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                                                                                                                                    • 2012
                                                                                                                                      So Fucking What
                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                                      • 17189
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      what does that picture mean ?

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                                                                                                                                        • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2004
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          The lesson is ... everything doesn't have to mean something.

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                                                                                                                                            • Penny24Seven
                                                                                                                                              So Fucking What
                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2007
                                                                                                                                              • 6287
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              I bet that teacher cannot sleep at night because well because well fuck it, she didn't give you a second thought once you were gone. She weeded you out and got what she wanted.
                                                                                                                                              Stop comparing yourself to others. There are always people way better off and the other way around. Who cares
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                                                                                                                                                • MrMaxwell
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                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                                  • 10057
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                                                                                                                  The problem i have with you is that you act like you are amazing and very smart. Which you clearly are not. I really wonder where you get this idea from. Are you really not aware of your mental problems and low iq. Believe me, it's very easy to spot.

                                                                                                                                                  I always say I'm not as sharp as I use to be and I always yield to anyone who makes a point against mine. Further, since you asked, my IQ is in the one sixties- and that is not some internet test- so I'm not exactly a retard.

                                                                                                                                                  When in the world did I say how amazing or intelligent I am?
                                                                                                                                                  Sure, I call some people morons, because they're fucking morons.

                                                                                                                                                  If you're so convinced of your position find somewhere I said I was amazing or intelligent.

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                                                                                                                                                    • MrMaxwell
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                                      • 10057
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


                                                                                                                                                      Buttfuck her in the face?!?



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                                                                                                                                                      YES! I mean that!

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                                                                                                                                                        • MrMaxwell
                                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                                          • 10057
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by bigluv
                                                                                                                                                          Ahahahahahaha. Oh god, this is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Thanks. If I could put this in a frame with a picture of you puffing yourself up about wtfever it is that week I would. I've got a space right above my monitors waiting for it. It would be better than prozac.

                                                                                                                                                          You sure showed THAT teacher didn't you.

                                                                                                                                                          I bet she thinks about how you showed her and how you must be living a ballin' lifestyle every morning.

                                                                                                                                                          It was a big deal to me back then. Freedom. And- I had freedom for a lot of years and lived a good life. I didn't fuck it up because of a lack of school teachers, I fucked it up for other reasons.

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                                                                                                                                                            • MrMaxwell
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                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                                              • 10057
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Brian837
                                                                                                                                                              I bet that teacher cannot sleep at night because well because well fuck it, she didn't give you a second thought once you were gone. She weeded you out and got what she wanted.
                                                                                                                                                              Stop comparing yourself to others. There are always people way better off and the other way around. Who cares


                                                                                                                                                              I'm not comparing myself present day to anyone, why does everyone think that?

                                                                                                                                                              The teacher, she died, and no, I was NOT happy about it. I didn't hate her or anything.

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