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  • Fletch XXX
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    • Jan 2002
    • 60840

    #1

    When you find guy dead on floor, dont call 911 - call Mary kate Olsen

    At 2:45 p.m., the massage therapist showed up for Ledger's appointment, knocked on his door and got no answer. She later noticed Ledger was unconscious and called actress Mary-Kate Olsen, whose number was programmed into Ledger's cell phone, to seek advice.

    Olsen said she would send over her private security. In the ensuing moments, the massage therapist realized that Ledger might be dead, called Olsen again, then called 911. Paramedics — and Olsen's security people — arrived minutes later.
    http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5h...LpDIgD8UC1ODO0

    you only call a drug friend before calling cops when you know its drug related death or overdose.
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  • CDSmith
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    • May 2001
    • 51460

    #2
    Originally posted by Fletch XXX
    you only call a drug friend before calling cops when you know its drug related death or overdose.
    Or when you're too stupid to know the number for nine-one-one. :D


    Seriously, the way that article reads, the massage therapist comes off like a comlete dipshit.
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    • sltr
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      • Dec 2002
      • 3193

      #3
      and then?

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      • Sarah_Jayne
        Now with more Jayne
        • Dec 2002
        • 40077

        #4
        Maybe she worked for her and was afraid of what would happen to her if she called th police - and therefore the media - straight away.

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        • alby_persignup
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          • May 2007
          • 3119

          #5
          why? can she make a dead guy alive?
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          • Gman.357
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2002
            • 2796

            #6
            I love how Olsen sends over her private security. Gotta be sure he didn't OD on the pills she gave him before calling an ambulance.

            Ouch.

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            • PunchBunny Laura
              Registered User
              • Jan 2008
              • 18

              #7
              Thats horrible.... even thou he was dead i cant believe shed phone someone first to see what to do.. weirdddd

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              • Sarah_Jayne
                Now with more Jayne
                • Dec 2002
                • 40077

                #8
                Originally posted by Gman.357
                I love how Olsen sends over her private security. Gotta be sure he didn't OD on the pills she gave him before calling an ambulance.
                Exactly..the employee probably had been told what to do in such situations. Had he not died they would have tried to clean things up first.

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                • Naughty-Pages
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 4533

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Gman.357
                  I love how Olsen sends over her private security. Gotta be sure he didn't OD on the pills she gave him before calling an ambulance.
                  that's EXACTLY what i was thinking! LOL

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                  • gornyhuy
                    Chafed.
                    • May 2002
                    • 18041

                    #10
                    Well the 'massage therapist' was most likely a hooker anyway, right?

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                    • cherrylula
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                      • Jan 2002
                      • 15969

                      #11
                      Originally posted by gornyhuy
                      Well the 'massage therapist' was most likely a hooker anyway, right?
                      probably a tranny hooker.

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                      • sltr
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 3193

                        #12
                        i would bet she simply hit redial on his phone and mary kate was the last one he had called.

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                        • mattz
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                          • Dec 2001
                          • 7697

                          #13
                          Originally posted by gornyhuy
                          Well the 'massage therapist' was most likely a hooker anyway, right?

                          sounds about right

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                          • MikeB
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                            • Feb 2002
                            • 2012

                            #14
                            She should have called Chuck Norris.

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                            • PGR
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                              • Jul 2004
                              • 1753

                              #15
                              Apparently the masseuse was in the apartment for 45 mins before she decided to call 911
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                              • Rochard
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                                • Dec 2001
                                • 75764

                                #16
                                The first person I call when I find a dead body is always Mary kate Olsen.

                                Who else would you call? Britney?
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                                • Xrated J
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 4347

                                  #17
                                  she probably read her name and number on the pill bottle

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                                  • TurboAngel
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                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 30122

                                    #18
                                    Y'all crack me up!


                                    I think 911 would have been my 1st call.

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                                    • Brujah
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                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 22157

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by P.G.R.
                                      Apparently the masseuse was in the apartment for 45 mins before she decided to call 911
                                      Are you serious?

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                                      • NosMo
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                                        • Mar 2007
                                        • 1025

                                        #20
                                        This is so fucked up, But it is nice to know that if I ever need to clean up a dead hooker, I now know who to call.

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                                        • Steve Awesome
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2007
                                          • 1575

                                          #21
                                          They are both technically negligent. I'm sure stupid shit like this happens all the time with people fucking around wondering what to do when someone is non-responsive.

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                                          • Brother Bilo
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jun 2007
                                            • 4193

                                            #22
                                            Sounds shady. Is Mary Kate the new drug kingpin among actors looking for some sweet ass pills? That would be awesome.

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                                            • pizzaid
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                                              • Oct 2007
                                              • 406

                                              #23
                                              they both were high.......
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                                                • Peaches
                                                  Old broad
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 13933

                                                  #25
                                                  I'm not sure I'd even call 911. If someone's dead, it isn't exactly an emergency. I have the local non-emergency number for the sheriff's office near my phone. Hopefully I won't find a dead celebrity here and need to use it.

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                                                  • shekinah
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                                                    • May 2006
                                                    • 8452

                                                    #26
                                                    If it was me. I'll call 911 and then cops, the hell I care if people feast on me.

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                                                    • Holly
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                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 10017

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by NosMo
                                                      This is so fucked up, But it is nice to know that if I ever need to clean up a dead hooker, I now know who to call.

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                                                      • theking
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                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                        • 21053

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Peaches
                                                        I'm not sure I'd even call 911. If someone's dead, it isn't exactly an emergency. I have the local non-emergency number for the sheriff's office near my phone. Hopefully I won't find a dead celebrity here and need to use it.
                                                        If the person is dead...I would not call 911. I would call a funeral home and let hem take it from there. If there was some doubt about the person being dead...and I determined that I could get the person to the hospital quicker than waiting for a 911 response...I would not call 911. If 911 would be the quickest way to get the person EMT care and to the hospital then I would call 911.
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