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Old 03-01-2013, 08:04 AM  
96ukssob
So Fucking Banananananas
 
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Disadvantages:
1) I am smarter than most people
2) I can easily tell when someone is full of shit, so I immediately call them out then I become the asshole
3) due to my exteme sexiness, woman throw themselves at me so it is very hard to date anyone because they become very jealous
4) Friends and family are jealous with my net worth so they don't want to come over to my house and have to see my awesome cars and toys
5) I am only getting more awesome

Advantages:
1) I can cook
2) everything I touch turns to gold
3) my smile makes women melt and men fall in love
4) I have a great nak for learning complicated tasks quickly and easily
5) I am only getting more awesome

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