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  • ServerGenius
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    • Feb 2002
    • 9377

    #1

    I just saw a seriously fucked up toddler tv program.....I'm about to kill someone

    I was watching tv with my 2 sons and this program about 2 teddybears
    came on......1 of the bears was wearing a scarf and said he would like
    to swing.......so guess what.....he threw 1 end of the scarf over a tree
    branch and you saw him hanging in the tree swinging with the other end
    of the scarf still around his neck......what drugs has the cartoonist been
    taking.....and how did it pass the channel program directors.....this was
    on Nick Jr...a channel for 2 - 6 year olds....
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  • candyflip
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    • Jul 2002
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    #2
    Remember that one time the coyote tried to drop the rock on the roadrunner and it fell on him instead?

    What were those cartoonists thinking?

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    • sortie
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      • Mar 2007
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      #3
      TV: It makes you smarter.

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      • tehHinjew
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        • Sep 2006
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        #4
        lol wow thats messed

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        • ServerGenius
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          • Feb 2002
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          #5
          Originally posted by candyflip
          Remember that one time the coyote tried to drop the rock on the roadrunner and it fell on him instead?

          What were those cartoonists thinking?
          I know you're joking but seriously this was a tv program for 3 - 4 year olds
          and I should have said illustration dudes instead of cartoonist
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          • MetaMan
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            • Jan 2003
            • 28682

            #6
            Maybe if peoples kids werent so fucking stupid these days parents would be able to teach them the difference between TV and reality?

            or would that make the parents stupid? things that make you go hmmmmmm.
            Last edited by MetaMan; 01-20-2008, 09:06 AM.

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            • Elli
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              • Apr 2003
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              #7
              That's awful
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              • Enemator
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                • Mar 2007
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                #8
                Originally posted by ServerGenius
                I was watching tv with my 2 sons and this program about 2 teddybears
                came on......1 of the bears was wearing a scarf and said he would like
                to swing.......so guess what.....he threw 1 end of the scarf over a tree
                branch and you saw him hanging in the tree swinging with the other end
                of the scarf still around his neck......what drugs has the cartoonist been
                taking.....and how did it pass the channel program directors.....this was
                on Nick Jr...a channel for 2 - 6 year olds....
                Look at it this way: trial-and-error, natural selection.
                Kids that are stupid enough to actually do it, get weeded out. The smart kids survive and make society money
                I live in your nightmares. I make you dream you're getting bumfucked by a razor blade only to wake up and find I gave your wife an enema and tube-fed you her shit.

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                • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                  • Jul 2006
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Enemator
                  Look at it this way: trial-and-error, natural selection.
                  Kids that are stupid enough to actually do it, get weeded out. The smart kids survive and make society money
                  tell that to the parents of that kid that died after he got himself stuck in a microwave...

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                  • KILL_FRENZY
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                    • Aug 2006
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                    #10
                    That kind of shows should be baned on a kids channel

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                    • evildick

                      #11
                      Originally posted by candyflip
                      Remember that one time the coyote tried to drop the rock on the roadrunner and it fell on him instead?

                      What were those cartoonists thinking?
                      That reminds me of when they started censoring the old classic Looney Tunes on TV. They actually edited out some of the scenes of violence, or anything that might be racist. They have some specific things they looked for, such as use of fire, poking people, shooting people, etc.

                      If they were going to do that to them, they shouldn't play them at all.

                      And don't get me started on the fate of poor Speedy Gonzales.

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                      • Enemator
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                        • Mar 2007
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                        tell that to the parents of that kid that died after he got himself stuck in a microwave...
                        Wow....your parents surely failed to teach you a thing or 2 about jokes
                        I live in your nightmares. I make you dream you're getting bumfucked by a razor blade only to wake up and find I gave your wife an enema and tube-fed you her shit.

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                        • BV
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                          • Sep 2001
                          • 10914

                          #13
                          just buy them some bb guns and let them have some real fun

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                          • kmanrox
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                            • Oct 2001
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                            #14
                            20 years ago my Dutch friend told me about his homeland showing nudity in commercials and such on kids channels, i remember telling myself that someday i would HAVE to move to .nl
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                            • Enemator
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                              • Mar 2007
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by kmanrox
                              20 years ago my Dutch friend told me about his homeland showing nudity in commercials and such on kids channels, i remember telling myself that someday i would HAVE to move to .nl
                              Ehm...either your friend was blowing smoke out of his ass or they stopped doing that. I don't see it nowadays, ever.

                              If anything, I've noticed more swearing in the cartoons and kidshows nowadays. But that's it. No nudie commercials...
                              I live in your nightmares. I make you dream you're getting bumfucked by a razor blade only to wake up and find I gave your wife an enema and tube-fed you her shit.

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                              • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                • Mar 2003
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                                #16
                                Its an excercise in Evolution.

                                For children that fail to understand this danger and the parents that miss it without educating thier children will result in what is called natural selection.

                                It's a good thing.

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                                • After Shock Media
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                                  • Mar 2001
                                  • 35299

                                  #17
                                  Your concerned with talking bears swinging from a scarf tied around their necks and because of that your about to kill someone.

                                  Dude it is a cartoon.
                                  Bears do not talk.
                                  Cartoon charectors are not real.
                                  What you see on TV should not be imitated.
                                  Last I checked as well bears do not wear scarfs.

                                  Now seriously havent you had that talk with your children about what you see on TV?

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                                  • alby_persignup
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                                    #18
                                    There are so many kid program that still needs parental guidance.
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                                    • Enemator
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Enemator
                                      Look at it this way: trial-and-error, natural selection.
                                      Kids that are stupid enough to actually do it, get weeded out. The smart kids survive and make society money


                                      Originally posted by AlienQ
                                      Its an excercise in Evolution.

                                      For children that fail to understand this danger and the parents that miss it without educating thier children will result in what is called natural selection.

                                      It's a good thing.

                                      Wow, did you come up with that joke all by yourself? Good boy.
                                      I live in your nightmares. I make you dream you're getting bumfucked by a razor blade only to wake up and find I gave your wife an enema and tube-fed you her shit.

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                                      • Brother Bilo
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                                        • Jun 2007
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                                        #20
                                        It's just natural selection, the ones that are too stupid to figure out it's just a cartoon wouldn't be functioning members of society anyways.

                                        Oh wait, did someone already say that?

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                                        • ServerGenius
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                                          • Feb 2002
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                          Your concerned with talking bears swinging from a scarf tied around their necks and because of that your about to kill someone.

                                          Dude it is a cartoon.
                                          Bears do not talk.
                                          Cartoon charectors are not real.
                                          What you see on TV should not be imitated.
                                          Last I checked as well bears do not wear scarfs.

                                          Now seriously havent you had that talk with your children about what you see on TV?
                                          Yeah I explained exactly in great detail how tv works and what's reality and
                                          what not to a 2 and 4 year old.......idiot
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                                          • Enemator
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Brother Bilo
                                            It's just natural selection, the ones that are too stupid to figure out it's just a cartoon wouldn't be functioning members of society anyways.

                                            Oh wait, did someone already say that?
                                            I live in your nightmares. I make you dream you're getting bumfucked by a razor blade only to wake up and find I gave your wife an enema and tube-fed you her shit.

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                                            • ServerGenius
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Brother Bilo
                                              It's just natural selection, the ones that are too stupid to figure out it's just a cartoon wouldn't be functioning members of society anyways.

                                              Oh wait, did someone already say that?
                                              Say that to my face.....and you'll find out how long you'll be a functioning
                                              member of society......I'd be more than happy to help nature a bit with
                                              its natural selection.....
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                                              • NosMo
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                                                • Mar 2007
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by alby_persignup
                                                There are so many kid program that still needs parental guidance.
                                                Um Dude you so have that ass backwards parents need to spend more time with their kids doing things, Not parking jr in front of the T.V. set so they can go play WOW. the T.V. is not a fucking babysitter.

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                                                • cherrylula
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                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 15969

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by evildick
                                                  That reminds me of when they started censoring the old classic Looney Tunes on TV. They actually edited out some of the scenes of violence, or anything that might be racist. They have some specific things they looked for, such as use of fire, poking people, shooting people, etc.

                                                  If they were going to do that to them, they shouldn't play them at all.

                                                  And don't get me started on the fate of poor Speedy Gonzales.
                                                  I always wanted to see Tom catch Jerry. Or the Coyote catch the Road Runner. It never happened.

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                                                  • Chris
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                                                    • May 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                    Your concerned with talking bears swinging from a scarf tied around their necks and because of that your about to kill someone.

                                                    Dude it is a cartoon.
                                                    Bears do not talk.
                                                    Cartoon charectors are not real.
                                                    What you see on TV should not be imitated.
                                                    Last I checked as well bears do not wear scarfs.

                                                    Now seriously havent you had that talk with your children about what you see on TV?
                                                    i purposely scrolled thru this thread to see your reaction
                                                    i thought it would of been one of the follow

                                                    1) what you said
                                                    or
                                                    2) you should not let kids watch tv!!!


                                                    you are a fuckin nut job
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                                                    • MetaMan
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                                                      • Jan 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      What we really need to do is:
                                                      ban tv
                                                      ban books
                                                      ban video games
                                                      ban books
                                                      ban newspapers
                                                      ban magazines
                                                      ban language
                                                      ban leaving your house

                                                      because some parents (servergenius) are stupid and raise their kids to be robots and not think for themselves.

                                                      i mean it is everyone elses job to do the parenting of your child....

                                                      I dated a girl with a 3 year old for about a year and trust me that kid knew the difference between TV and real world, instead of sitting infront of the TV we took the kid outside to play in the park. to teach her some REAL world skills.

                                                      only idiots worry about what there kids are being taught by the TV.

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                                                      • donkevlar
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                                                        #28
                                                        What was the show?

                                                        And to people defending the show like "dude its a bear, they dont have scarfs blah blah blah"... are you fucking serious?

                                                        Have you ever had a conversation with a 2 year old before? They're not the brightest, you can't really expect to just explain that TV isn't real and then set them up in front of a show that makes hanging themselves by their neck look harmless and fun.
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                                                        • donkevlar
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by NosMo
                                                          Um Dude you so have that ass backwards parents need to spend more time with their kids doing things, Not parking jr in front of the T.V. set so they can go play WOW. the T.V. is not a fucking babysitter.

                                                          NosMo
                                                          So there's fucked up shit on shows meant for 2-4 year olds and you've decided the problem is parents playing warcraft?

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                                                          • Xrated J
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                                                            #30
                                                            what show was it?

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                                                            • MetaMan
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                                                              • Jan 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by donkevlar
                                                              What was the show?

                                                              And to people defending the show like "dude its a bear, they dont have scarfs blah blah blah"... are you fucking serious?

                                                              Have you ever had a conversation with a 2 year old before? They're not the brightest, you can't really expect to just explain that TV isn't real and then set them up in front of a show that makes hanging themselves by their neck look harmless and fun.
                                                              so you dont think 2 year olds know not you go take a scarf and hang themselves from a tree?

                                                              seriously how stupid can a kid be? that is the point people are trying to make.

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                                                              • Xplicit
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                                                                • May 2003
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                                                                #32
                                                                Virtually every cartoon will have some wacky 'boink' and 'boom' moments where characters get smashed, smooshed, blown up, etc.

                                                                ...at least from what I remember. I dont have kids so its been awhile since ive watched cartoons besides simpsons, family guy, southpark.

                                                                But I dont remember ever thinking if I got ran over and flattened i'd really pop back up just like a cartoon.

                                                                Any kid whos fallen and scraped their knee should be smart enough to know that.

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                                                                • Jimmy Rock
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Thats fucked up!
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                                                                  • donkevlar
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                    so you dont think 2 year olds know not you go take a scarf and hang themselves from a tree?

                                                                    seriously how stupid can a kid be? that is the point people are trying to make.
                                                                    Well... Kids can be as stupid as is humanly possible. They see shit and they imitate.

                                                                    A two year old has a vocabulary of like 50 words and can most likely be found drooling, practicing its new found ability to walk or shitting its pants.

                                                                    Of COURSE they're stupid enough.
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                                                                    • Elli
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Xplicit
                                                                      Virtually every cartoon will have some wacky 'boink' and 'boom' moments where characters get smashed, smooshed, blown up, etc.

                                                                      ...at least from what I remember. I dont have kids so its been awhile since ive watched cartoons besides simpsons, family guy, southpark.

                                                                      But I dont remember ever thinking if I got ran over and flattened i'd really pop back up just like a cartoon.

                                                                      Any kid whos fallen and scraped their knee should be smart enough to know that.
                                                                      You can usually explain those moments away as one character was angry at the other, and was trying to hurt him for whatever reason. When a bear shows that it's FUN to hang himself by the neck, then you've got a problem.
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                                                                      • BradM
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Enemator
                                                                        Look at it this way: trial-and-error, natural selection.
                                                                        Kids that are stupid enough to actually do it, get weeded out. The smart kids survive and make society money
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                                                                        • MetaMan
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                                                                          • Jan 2003
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by donkevlar
                                                                          Well... Kids can be as stupid as is humanly possible. They see shit and they imitate.

                                                                          A two year old has a vocabulary of like 50 words and can most likely be found drooling, practicing its new found ability to walk or shitting its pants.

                                                                          Of COURSE they're stupid enough.
                                                                          no again you are wrong, if i 2 year old i barely smart enough to speak or walk how do you expect them to find a scarf and hang themselves?

                                                                          and i dont mean by accident i mean totally being done by immatation from the cartoon, their lack of intelligence would stop them from figuring it out in the firstplace.

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