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  • minddust
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    • Feb 2005
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    #51
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    • Jim_Gunn
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      • Feb 2003
      • 5702

      #52
      Grow a pair of balls, there's a million hot girls out there, if she is a stripper or even a civilian girl, you should have at least tried to get some pussy, she expects it after all. And if she doesn't put out, don't waste your time with her, go hang out with another girl who actually might dig you.

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      • Twisted Dave
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        • Mar 2006
        • 3635

        #53
        Just because she's a stripper doesn't mean she's a slut who will fuck any one ...

        a lot of guys make that mistake. And find a club bouncer coming down on them with a hard hand to the face.


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        • After Shock Media
          It's coming look busy
          • Mar 2001
          • 35299

          #54
          Originally posted by PunchBunny Dave
          Just because she's a stripper doesn't mean she's a slut who will fuck any one ...

          a lot of guys make that mistake. And find a club bouncer coming down on them with a hard hand to the face.
          If he let the bouncer spend the night along with the stripper at his house he is even a bigger closet case than first suggested.

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          • WarChild
            Let slip the dogs of war.
            • Jan 2003
            • 17263

            #55
            First thing's first. Go make a list of the missing valuables. Double check everything.
            .

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            • collegeboobies
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              • Jul 2004
              • 3644

              #56
              LOL a stripper spends the night and you dont even SLEEP in the same bed. You serious? Tell her in the morning, sorry, I was nervous last night because i wanted to fuck your brains out and never hooked up with a stripper before, lets do it before you leave.....

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              • collegeboobies
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                • Jul 2004
                • 3644

                #57
                Look, if you did not try to kiss her, you cannot sit here and talk about why she hasnt had sex with you yet. A LOT of women are NEVER going to make a first move. They believe the man should do the "work" to "get" the girl. So go try and kiss her, if she punches you stop.

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                • Drake
                  Hello world!
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 12508

                  #58
                  You're going to regret not making a move for the rest of your life

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                  • .~.
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                    • May 2006
                    • 396

                    #59
                    Originally posted by pussyluver
                    Check to see if anything is missing around the house?
                    Word!

                    I was warned by another stripper that I would need to watch for that shit.


                    She didn't steal anything.



                    And she is fucking HOT AS FUCK!!!

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                    • .~.
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                      • May 2006
                      • 396

                      #60
                      Originally posted by collegeboobies
                      Look, if you did not try to kiss her, you cannot sit here and talk about why she hasnt had sex with you yet. A LOT of women are NEVER going to make a first move. They believe the man should do the "work" to "get" the girl. So go try and kiss her, if she punches you stop.


                      I think I agree with you!


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                      • .~.
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                        • May 2006
                        • 396

                        #61
                        Originally posted by Mike33
                        You're going to regret not making a move for the rest of your life
                        I pray that you are wrong!

                        Maybe I can get another chance????


                        Then I can dream about her for the rest of my life!



                        Help me dude, I need some help!

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                        • .~.
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                          • May 2006
                          • 396

                          #62
                          Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
                          Grow a pair of balls, there's a million hot girls out there, if she is a stripper or even a civilian girl, you should have at least tried to get some pussy, she expects it after all. And if she doesn't put out, don't waste your time with her, go hang out with another girl who actually might dig you.
                          Wise words! I need to grow a pair!


                          What is worse, suffering from not making a move or making a move and being told that you are not welcomed to take advances?


                          I think it would hurt a lot less to know that you tried and failed than to have never tried.



                          Fuck!

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                          • Twisted Dave
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                            • Mar 2006
                            • 3635

                            #63
                            Originally posted by After Shock Media
                            If he let the bouncer spend the night along with the stripper at his house he is even a bigger closet case than first suggested.
                            I was using guys at a club hitting on strippers as an example I doubt he's got a bouncer at the end of her bed ...

                            Mind you ... :/

                            No, I just mean, she's dancing because ... well, maybe she's good at dancing, enjoys it, is comfortable in her body, appreciates her body, and knows she can happily make money from showing her body ... that doesn't automatically mean she wants to fuck everyone she meets ...


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                            • ARS Bryan
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                              • Dec 2005
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                              #64
                              Originally posted by WarChild
                              First thing's first. Go make a list of the missing valuables. Double check everything.
                              quoted for truth
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                              • WiredGuy
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                                • Aug 2002
                                • 34515

                                #65
                                Originally posted by .~.
                                Word!

                                I was warned by another stripper that I would need to watch for that shit.


                                She didn't steal anything.



                                And she is fucking HOT AS FUCK!!!
                                Check again. These types of girls are professionals at stealing without getting caught.
                                WG
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                                • uno
                                  RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 18450

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by .~.
                                  Ok, now you have me so confused. I think she trusts me and I think she thinks I am somewhat of a friend. You are right on those points. But, anytime I tell her how beautiful she is or whatever, she doesn't seem to be interested. I am not really sure she was making herself accessible - ALTHOUGH I REALLY WANT THAT TO BE TRUE!

                                  I tend to think (like previously posted) she had too much to drink that night and wanted to save on a hotel room.

                                  She wasn't even acting like she was tipsy, and I even offered her alcohol and she refused. That was my sign that she just wanted to go to sleep.



                                  Holy jesus she is hot.
                                  You didn't even TRY to make a move on a stripper who had too much to drink who is crashing by your place?

                                  It's probably a lil late now, but you have to at least try. Worst case scenario is that she says "no" and you drop it.
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                                  • ADL Colin
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                                    • Feb 2001
                                    • 11929

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                                    go buy a ball or two of cocaine and assfuck her until you run out...

                                    nothing turns a stripper on like a little nose candy...
                                    I'll add more to that pot


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                                    • ADL Colin
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                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 11929

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                      Check again. These types of girls are professionals at stealing without getting caught.
                                      WG
                                      Yup. I lost a camera to one. Didn't even notice for a few days. If you play with fire ...


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                                      • ADL Colin
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                                        • Feb 2001
                                        • 11929

                                        #69
                                        Poor girl went home wondering what is wrong with her. You just added her to self-esteem issues.

                                        At least become friends with her at this point. She has hot stripper friends.


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                                        • nikad
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                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 2579

                                          #70
                                          nah, u were a gentleman, and any girl would appreciate it

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                                          • hateman
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                                            • Jul 2003
                                            • 1623

                                            #71
                                            are you scottybuzz posting from a fake nic?

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                                            • tehHinjew
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                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 5755

                                              #72
                                              you think she is shy?

                                              would shy chick stay at a random guys house who works in the adult industry?!!?!!

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                                              • Doctor Dre
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                                                • Jan 2001
                                                • 51692

                                                #73
                                                Strippers are used to guys giving them everything to sleep with them.

                                                Giving her your room was just a bad idea, you should have told her to sleep next to you lol
                                                Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                • Doctor Dre
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                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 51692

                                                  #74
                                                  Oh well now it's already too late anyways.

                                                  Don't ever tell her she's beautiful or stuff like that. Just ignore the fact that she's more beautiful then other girls and treat her like a friend, not a peice of ass.

                                                  She'll wonder what's wrong with you and she'll try to see if she has a chance. That's the best way to fuck strippers. They love attention so much that when they don't have it, they find a way to get it.
                                                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                  • cranki
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                                                    • Feb 2005
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                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                    When confronted with dilemnas like that, I ask what Max would do...



                                                    ADG

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                                                    • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                      WW4L
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 10581

                                                      #76
                                                      asking on GFY for advice about strippers...funny. Strippers are people too.. just like all these porn girls. There are good, there are bad.

                                                      If she wants to fuck you..she will..plain and simple.

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                                                      • martinsc
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                                                        • Jun 2005
                                                        • 27043

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by Ice
                                                        Make Money

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                                                        • nikad
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                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 2579

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by hateman
                                                          are you scottybuzz posting from a fake nic?
                                                          lol, nope, I ´m a webmistress...( diff POV )

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                                                          • .~.
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                                                            • May 2006
                                                            • 396

                                                            #79
                                                            I am a nice guy. I wouldn't take advantage of a wounded duck for my own pleasure. This girl is a nice girl. I don't know her history, but she seems like a decent girl.

                                                            I would rather be too cautious than to be too aggressive. She deserves better.


                                                            God damn I want to lick her naked body, but . . . . only if she wants me to lick her naked body!



                                                            Stripper love is good love?

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                                                            • fuzzylogic
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                                                              • Jun 2004
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                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by Ice

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                                                              • qxm
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                                                                • Jul 2006
                                                                • 5970

                                                                #81
                                                                So he liked the stripper...........he might have been a pure and innocent virgin

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                                                                • .~.
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • May 2006
                                                                  • 396

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                  Check again. These types of girls are professionals at stealing without getting caught.
                                                                  WG

                                                                  I think this stripper is different.


                                                                  I did trust a stripper enough to pay her cell phone bill once. She gave me her phone and I paid with my credit card (over her phone).

                                                                  Guess what, after four or five months, she decided to continue to charge her cell phone bill to my Credit Card using the info I provided that one time.

                                                                  Shit fuck, after a while I noticed $1300 in charges that were her cell phone bills. After I called her and asked, WHAT THE FUCK, she promised to pay back the money. I know her real name and all and she was honestly going to make an attempt at paying me back.


                                                                  I'm such a sucker that I told her to forget it.

                                                                  FUCK I AM A SUCKER!

                                                                  But this other stripper has never tried to steal from me. She has tried to get me to tip her at the club, and take her shopping. But, even when I don't . . . . . she still wants to hang out with me. She has even asked me Why I like her. I just do.

                                                                  She is wise beyond her years and she is HOT beyond her years!

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                                                                  • uno
                                                                    RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                    • 18450

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by .~.
                                                                    I think this stripper is different.


                                                                    I did trust a stripper enough to pay her cell phone bill once. She gave me her phone and I paid with my credit card (over her phone).

                                                                    Guess what, after four or five months, she decided to continue to charge her cell phone bill to my Credit Card using the info I provided that one time.

                                                                    Shit fuck, after a while I noticed $1300 in charges that were her cell phone bills. After I called her and asked, WHAT THE FUCK, she promised to pay back the money. I know her real name and all and she was honestly going to make an attempt at paying me back.


                                                                    I'm such a sucker that I told her to forget it.

                                                                    FUCK I AM A SUCKER!

                                                                    But this other stripper has never tried to steal from me. She has tried to get me to tip her at the club, and take her shopping. But, even when I don't . . . . . she still wants to hang out with me. She has even asked me Why I like her. I just do.

                                                                    She is wise beyond her years and she is HOT beyond her years!


                                                                    God damn.
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                                                                    • NoWhErE
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                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                      • 10583

                                                                      #84
                                                                      Originally posted by .~.
                                                                      I think this stripper is different.


                                                                      I did trust a stripper enough to pay her cell phone bill once. She gave me her phone and I paid with my credit card (over her phone).

                                                                      Guess what, after four or five months, she decided to continue to charge her cell phone bill to my Credit Card using the info I provided that one time.

                                                                      Shit fuck, after a while I noticed $1300 in charges that were her cell phone bills. After I called her and asked, WHAT THE FUCK, she promised to pay back the money. I know her real name and all and she was honestly going to make an attempt at paying me back.


                                                                      I'm such a sucker that I told her to forget it.

                                                                      FUCK I AM A SUCKER!

                                                                      But this other stripper has never tried to steal from me. She has tried to get me to tip her at the club, and take her shopping. But, even when I don't . . . . . she still wants to hang out with me. She has even asked me Why I like her. I just do.

                                                                      She is wise beyond her years and she is HOT beyond her years!

                                                                      Do you realize how pathetic you are?
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                                                                      • qxm
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                                                                        • Jul 2006
                                                                        • 5970

                                                                        #85
                                                                        this worthless is thread without her picz

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                                                                        • WiredGuy
                                                                          Pounding Googlebot
                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                          • 34515

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by .~.
                                                                          I think this stripper is different.


                                                                          I did trust a stripper enough to pay her cell phone bill once. She gave me her phone and I paid with my credit card (over her phone).

                                                                          Guess what, after four or five months, she decided to continue to charge her cell phone bill to my Credit Card using the info I provided that one time.

                                                                          Shit fuck, after a while I noticed $1300 in charges that were her cell phone bills. After I called her and asked, WHAT THE FUCK, she promised to pay back the money. I know her real name and all and she was honestly going to make an attempt at paying me back.


                                                                          I'm such a sucker that I told her to forget it.

                                                                          FUCK I AM A SUCKER!

                                                                          But this other stripper has never tried to steal from me. She has tried to get me to tip her at the club, and take her shopping. But, even when I don't . . . . . she still wants to hang out with me. She has even asked me Why I like her. I just do.

                                                                          She is wise beyond her years and she is HOT beyond her years!

                                                                          You're a bigger idiot than I thought...
                                                                          WG
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                                                                          • KittyLix
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                                                                            • Apr 2004
                                                                            • 2036

                                                                            #87
                                                                            wow... i actually feel like i am totally eavesdropping in on dude talk

                                                                            if she wanted you obviously she would have hinted more at it as well..... it is what it is dude you are a place to crash for the moment and nothing more

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                                                                            • mrwilson
                                                                              mrwilson 2.0
                                                                              • Jul 2007
                                                                              • 5122

                                                                              #88
                                                                              Originally posted by qxm
                                                                              So he liked the stripper...........he might have been a pure and innocent virgin
                                                                              My thought exactly, and more so that he posted on this forum about it knowing damn well what people will say..

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                                                                              • dougeetx
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                                                                                • Apr 2002
                                                                                • 6163

                                                                                #89
                                                                                1) Don't tell her she's beautiful. She hears it a few thousand times/day. She doesn't need for you to say it, too.

                                                                                2) She's a stripper at WORK! When she's not at work, she's a person. Have you ever had a female friend?

                                                                                3) She's given you trust. Don't break it. It's not easily given and especially from someone in her line of work!

                                                                                4) Chill out dude. Let her make the first move.
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                                                                                • nikad
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                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                  • 2579

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  Originally posted by dougeetx
                                                                                  1) Don't tell her she's beautiful. She hears it a few thousand times/day. She doesn't need for you to say it, too.

                                                                                  2) She's a stripper at WORK! When she's not at work, she's a person. Have you ever had a female friend?

                                                                                  3) She's given you trust. Don't break it. It's not easily given and especially from someone in her line of work!

                                                                                  4) Chill out dude. Let her make the first move.
                                                                                  ditto, if you like her

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                                                                                  • Linguist
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                                                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                                                    • 1706

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    This thread is hilarious.
                                                                                    315-310

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                                                                                    • DjiXas
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Sep 2007
                                                                                      • 1108

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                                      I think its even worse that you posted this on GFY instead of trying to go nail her, lol.
                                                                                      WG


                                                                                      This thread delivers Fucking funny.

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                                                                                      • Axzar
                                                                                        Random Jackass
                                                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                                                        • 1837

                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        This is a funny ass thread.

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                                                                                        • DjiXas
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Sep 2007
                                                                                          • 1108

                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Originally posted by .~.
                                                                                          I think this stripper is different.


                                                                                          I did trust a stripper enough to pay her cell phone bill once. She gave me her phone and I paid with my credit card (over her phone).

                                                                                          Guess what, after four or five months, she decided to continue to charge her cell phone bill to my Credit Card using the info I provided that one time.

                                                                                          Shit fuck, after a while I noticed $1300 in charges that were her cell phone bills. After I called her and asked, WHAT THE FUCK, she promised to pay back the money. I know her real name and all and she was honestly going to make an attempt at paying me back.


                                                                                          I'm such a sucker that I told her to forget it.

                                                                                          FUCK I AM A SUCKER!

                                                                                          But this other stripper has never tried to steal from me. She has tried to get me to tip her at the club, and take her shopping. But, even when I don't . . . . . she still wants to hang out with me. She has even asked me Why I like her. I just do.

                                                                                          She is wise beyond her years and she is HOT beyond her years!
                                                                                          Oh for FUCK SAKE! What the fuck is wrong with you?

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                                                                                          • SinisterStudios
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                                                                                            • Nov 2003
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                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Nice fake nic Juicy
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                                                                                            • Ross
                                                                                              Ik ben een aap
                                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                                              • 18874

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              Sounds like she's using you. Calling you up asking to spend the night coz she doesn't want to payf or a hotel room... Sucker.

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                                                                                              • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                                                WW4L
                                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                                • 10581

                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                I smell fake drama and troll

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                                                                                                • Iron Fist
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                                                  • 23400

                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                                                  I smell fake drama and troll
                                                                                                  No doubt....
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                                                                                                  • pentae
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                                                                                                    • Jul 2002
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                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    The fact is, when you get a girl home, she's about 10x more likely to fuck you than if she's out in the 'club'

                                                                                                    END.

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                                                                                                    • .~.
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • May 2006
                                                                                                      • 396

                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      Originally posted by DjiXas
                                                                                                      Oh for FUCK SAKE! What the fuck is wrong with you?

                                                                                                      I'm not sure!

                                                                                                      Just tonight I was walking through a grocery store parking lot and a car pulled up with two young girls in it. One hot, the other . . . not. They asked for $1.00 for gas because they were about to run out.

                                                                                                      I started laughing at them. They said, "No seriously, look at the gas gauge, we are OUT."

                                                                                                      I just kept laughing. I didn't need to look, I could tell they were truly embarrassed at having to ask for money. I gave them $5. They were very appreciative. Sucker? Maybe?

                                                                                                      I couldn't refuse to help these strangers!

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