The real reason indian women wear dots on their foreheads

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  • tony286
    lurker
    • Aug 2002
    • 57021
    #1

    The real reason indian women wear dots on their foreheads

    For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religio--- but the Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C. has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice.
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    • Phoenix
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      • Nov 2002
      • 35475
      #2
      so its like the lottery
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        • The Judge
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2006
          • 1647
          #3
          You racist moron, the dot is caused by their husbands not putting off their cigarette during intercourse.

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            • cranki
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              • Feb 2005
              • 5162
              #4
              hahahahhahahahahhahaaaaa

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                • Violetta
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                  • Jul 2004
                  • 28735
                  #5
                  haha... good one!
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                    • DirtyProfits
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2005
                      • 1885
                      #6
                      Tssssss, you have no idea. Everybody knows that the dot is for aiming purpose only. Those inexperienced indian husbands would not aim the face when cumming without the dot.

                      Shit this was my evil 666 post.

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                        • LB-69
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                          • Nov 2005
                          • 1322
                          #7
                          Hehe, good shit...
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                            • TubeTitans_SusieQ
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                              • May 2007
                              • 3884
                              #8
                              lol thats funny





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                                • Scott McD
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 67792
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by tony404
                                  On her wedding night the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice.
                                  At last all is revealed...


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                                    • TurboAngel
                                      H.B.I.C.
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 30122
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by tony404
                                      For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religio--- but the Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C. has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice.

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                                        • The Judge
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2006
                                          • 1647
                                          #11
                                          I would not laugh. They have superior mental agility and fantastic business skills. One day you'll all be cleaning their shit for a bowl of rice.

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                                            • sumphatpimp
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 5235
                                              #12
                                              I always figured it was an aiming point for the goo shot.

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                                                • NosMo
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                                                  • Mar 2007
                                                  • 1025
                                                  #13
                                                  Now it all makes sense.

                                                  NosMo

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                                                    • jakethedog
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 2497
                                                      #14
                                                      My Daddy always told me those were the "Kick Start" button
                                                      No sig .. just me

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