Who knows how to code and won't flake on me?

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  • ~Ray
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    • Jun 2003
    • 18361

    #1

    Who knows how to code and won't flake on me?

    I need a form filler (you make), and simple google wrangler (you make) together into a little proggie for me.

    If you have time to do this and won't flake, I need you. I won't pay anything up front as it only adds to flakiness...

    I will pay.

    ~Ray
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  • RedShoe
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    • Feb 2001
    • 14831

    #2
    "If you have time to do this and won't flake,"

    BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AH AH AHA HA AH AH AHAHAHA HA AH AHA HA AH AH AHA AH AHA HA AHHA AHA HA AHA HA HAA HA AH AHA HA AHHA

    Funniest shit I read all year. Thanks for the laugh Ray.

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    • After Shock Media
      It's coming look busy
      • Mar 2001
      • 35299

      #3
      www.rentacoder.com

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      • ~Ray
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        • Jun 2003
        • 18361

        #4
        Originally posted by RedShoe
        "If you have time to do this and won't flake,"

        BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AH AH AHA HA AH AH AHAHAHA HA AH AHA HA AH AH AHA AH AHA HA AHHA AHA HA AHA HA HAA HA AH AHA HA AHHA

        Funniest shit I read all year. Thanks for the laugh Ray.
        you are laughing while I am crying and we are both saying the same thing
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        • ~Ray
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          • Jun 2003
          • 18361

          #5
          Originally posted by After Shock Media
          I don't know any of those people. I like working with familiar names.
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          • Barefootsies
            Choice is an Illusion
            • Feb 2005
            • 42635

            #6
            You might have stood a change on the first part of your sentence. Until..

            Originally posted by AdvertisingSex
            Who knows how to code and won't flake on me?
            BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHA!
            Should You Email Your Members?

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            Enough Said.

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            • ~Ray
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              • Jun 2003
              • 18361

              #7
              Originally posted by Barefootsies
              You might have stood a change on the first part of your sentence. Until..



              BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHA!
              I see I'm not the only victim of flake here.
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              • RedShoe
                赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                • Feb 2001
                • 14831

                #8
                Originally posted by AdvertisingSex
                I see I'm not the only victim of flake here.

                "Code" is code for flake.

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                • After Shock Media
                  It's coming look busy
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 35299

                  #9
                  Originally posted by AdvertisingSex
                  I don't know any of those people. I like working with familiar names.
                  Your money is placed in escrow along with a percentage you set that the winning bid must also place in escrow. If they flake or miss their timelines etc, you keep their escrow and can move on to the next programer without risking a dime until you get your product.

                  Now why would you need to know of any of these people, you are posting here yet you are tired of flakes right?

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                  • ~Ray
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                    • Jun 2003
                    • 18361

                    #10
                    Originally posted by After Shock Media
                    Your money is placed in escrow along with a percentage you set that the winning bid must also place in escrow. If they flake or miss their timelines etc, you keep their escrow and can move on to the next programer without risking a dime until you get your product.

                    Now why would you need to know of any of these people, you are posting here yet you are tired of flakes right?
                    that's true.
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                    • Dirty F
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 59204

                      #11
                      No shit, programmers is next to work flake in the dictionary. I remember projects i hired 3 different programmers for and they are still not finished.

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                      • mike-al
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2007
                        • 691

                        #12
                        What is a google wrangler?
                        Delete this account, i am done here

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                        • brandonstills
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 1964

                          #13
                          Be more specific with your requirements. As a programmer I'm just gonna pass by this one because I have no idea what you want.

                          Brandon Stills
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                          • ~Ray
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                            • Jun 2003
                            • 18361

                            #14
                            Originally posted by brandonstills
                            Be more specific with your requirements. As a programmer I'm just gonna pass by this one because I have no idea what you want.
                            what if I can't be more specific? I'm tec h ignorant. We need guys like you.

                            google wrangler enters term into google and gets all of the results for that keyword. yee haw
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                            • mike-al
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 691

                              #15
                              whats in the form

                              how many results of keyword, what data? and aint there a google api thingy that provides this service already if not mistaken.. limited to xx queries per month so your ip don't get banned
                              Delete this account, i am done here

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                              • Babaganoosh
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                                • Nov 2001
                                • 15841

                                #16
                                I can code but I am a flaky motherfucker. Beware of anyone who says he's a programmer but isn't flaky. If he's one, he's the other too.
                                I like pie.

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                                • D
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2006
                                  • 7412

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                                  I can code but I am a flaky motherfucker. Beware of anyone who says he's a programmer but isn't flaky. If he's one, he's the other too.
                                  Or they're already working 80 hours a week, pulling in 6 figures +, and don't have time for side-projects.
                                  -D.
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                                  • sortie
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2007
                                    • 7771

                                    #18
                                    Good luck! Better specifications for what you actually want might help though.

                                    I mean, do they "flake" or just give up after half way thru the job when you say "no, what I wanted was...."

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                                    • Babaganoosh
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                                      • Nov 2001
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by D
                                      Or they're already working 80 hours a week, pulling in 6 figures +, and don't have time for side-projects.
                                      I like pie.

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                                      • ~Ray
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                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 18361

                                        #20
                                        I have someone knocking out 2/3 of the script I wanted.

                                        seems captcha is a higher hurdle than I realized.
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