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01-12-2008, 05:08 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

Spit it out. It ain't yours.

LOL........I LOVE THIS THREAD

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01-12-2008, 05:18 PM

Are you for Real ?

Originally posted by MetaMan

Nah dude, i am am like a brick in the pants.

my dick is so big people have to keep a 5 meter radius.

This mexican dude offered me viagra in mexico and my girl laughed, i whipped it out and put it on the counter and he gave me everything for free.

that taught him not to question a guy with a bat and bull balls.

Originally posted by MetaMan

my girlfriend is persian, people on here have seen her, i have nothing to prove to you haters.

Originally posted by MetaMan

i am wondering why guys on GFY are wondering about my exact cock size in the firstplace?

You DO realize that you are the one that brought up your alleged cock size in the first place and the only one with something to prove is the guy that posts the fact that he is going to "spontaneously" fuck his girlfriends brains out in 2 hours and that we should be more like him.
Give me a break dude ! I think I want to "spontaeously" throw up now (in about 2 hours)
Sorry GFY. All Canadians aren't like Mr. Monster cock here.

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#53

01-12-2008, 06:02 PM

this thread has been entertaining. lol
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#54

01-12-2008, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by tony404

this thread has been entertaining. lol

they always are
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#55

01-12-2008, 11:49 PM

Originally posted by Fucking myself

You DO realize that you are the one that brought up your alleged cock size in the first place and the only one with something to prove is the guy that posts the fact that he is going to "spontaneously" fuck his girlfriends brains out in 2 hours and that we should be more like him.
Give me a break dude ! I think I want to "spontaeously" throw up now (in about 2 hours)
Sorry GFY. All Canadians aren't like Mr. Monster cock here.

i have nothing to prove to wannabe losers like yourself,

you sit around drinking Presidents Choice Cola eating 7-11 sandwhiches watching Frasier re runs and wonder why you have not been layed in months.

I see guys like you and greaseball AaronM and i laugh because you 2 are the exact reason why women love me, YOU MAKE THE REST OF US LOOK GOOD.

please do what the thread says and HIT THE GYM. your gut is so big your small cock has a permenant shadow.
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#56

01-13-2008, 12:13 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

fucked out?

see you simps need to understand something, women like men who are spontaneous. most of the time she cant even come in the door, i have her on my bed licking everything before she even knew what happened. and when i stick it in you know i will be awaking the monks in Tibet with her defening moan.

this is how real men do it, girls want an ALPHA male and i am sorry guys but if they have settled for you and you are not well that means.... well... THEY SETTLED for something they didnt want.

take your small cocks out of your hand, put down the bag of dorritoes, put down your xbox live mic and do yourself and your girl a favor and hit the gym.
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#57

01-13-2008, 12:17 AM

if you grab her soon as she comes in the door, with out her having chance to agree, is that not rape?
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#58

01-13-2008, 12:33 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

7"+ .......

You the MAN

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#59

01-13-2008, 12:46 AM

Originally posted by mrwilson

if you grab her soon as she comes in the door, with out her having chance to agree, is that not rape?

only if she says no, and depending on the rules outlined beforehand, he might still be in the clear
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01-13-2008, 12:49 AM

Originally posted by mrwilson

if you grab her soon as she comes in the door, with out her having chance to agree, is that not rape?

Not if you are MetaMan.
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#61

01-13-2008, 12:53 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

my girlfriend is persian, people on here have seen her, i have nothing to prove to you haters. it is more fun watching you hate knowing myself i am for real.

and are you accusing me of dating an underage girl? even you must be smarter then that to make those kinds of accusations.

Persia hasn't been a country for like 70 years...... Or are you just afraid everone will laugh at you when you say she is Iranian, are you embarressed about your girlfriend mr metaman? fucking idiot.
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01-13-2008, 12:57 AM

Originally posted by buzzy

Persia hasn't been a country for like 70 years...... Or are you just afraid everone will laugh at you when you say she is Iranian, are you embarressed about your girlfriend mr metaman? fucking idiot.

LOL....This is good shit

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#63

01-13-2008, 12:58 AM

A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.
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01-13-2008, 01:00 AM

Originally posted by buzzy

Or are you just afraid everone will laugh at you when you say she is Iranian,
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01-13-2008, 01:41 AM

Originally posted by buzzy

Persia hasn't been a country for like 70 years...... Or are you just afraid everone will laugh at you when you say she is Iranian, are you embarressed about your girlfriend mr metaman? fucking idiot.

Lol, she probably looks something like Juicy's sister:

"WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

Its crazy..."

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#66

01-13-2008, 01:50 AM

Originally posted by Evil E

i bet you anything there's a penis being shadowed by that leg
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01-13-2008, 01:57 AM

Crazy just crazy

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01-13-2008, 02:04 AM

Originally posted by buzzy

Persia hasn't been a country for like 70 years...... Or are you just afraid everone will laugh at you when you say she is Iranian, are you embarressed about your girlfriend mr metaman? fucking idiot.

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe he keeps using the Persian thing because it sounds a bit less like my wife has a mustache. But we all know better.
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#69

01-13-2008, 05:02 AM

Originally posted by L-Pink

Is that measuring from your asshole to the tip of your cock?

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01-13-2008, 07:21 AM

Is meta a hahahahahaha?
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#71

01-13-2008, 10:04 AM

WOW what a night, i am telling you people i am stallion, they are seriously going to freeze my body and wake me up in the future to solely use me for cloning.

There entire family is from Iran but they call themselves Persian, do i really care? this is your peoples problem, instead of banging the chicks brains out you are trying to take a history lesson from her.

Haters: Spending time eating cheetos chain smoking listening to techno music while playing an assortment of illegally downloaded computer games

MetaMan: Out banging hot women, working out, making money, helping the little guy get some pussy
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#72

01-13-2008, 10:06 AM

Originally posted by Dirty F

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe he keeps using the Persian thing because it sounds a bit less like my wife has a mustache. But we all know better.

your wife has a mustache?

i suggest getting her:
waxing
Laser Surgery
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01-13-2008, 10:09 AM

MetaMans girlfriend:
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