Imporant Message to American Voters from Canada

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM CANADA

You've had 8 years of hell. The lowest approval rating of a president ever. He lies, cheats, steals, and CONSTANTLY ignores YOU, the public. You have 0 importance to your government. They think you're stupid, and laugh at you over dinner. Every night, with coffee breath. They go to sleep at night dreaming about fucking you over.

Yet somehow at election time, you think whatever your little brains can come up with is important. Seriously, seriously question yourself. Do you think the level of research you've put in to somehow uhhhh balance which of these assfuckers will assfuck you the "right way" over the next 4-8 years is acceptable? Have you come out with a solid conclusion???

I know you're proud of America. You're proud of your country, you're proud of (some of) your neighbours, you're proud of your fucking dependable 4 wheel drive half ton truck. Your kids go to a decent school, your house is warm, things are fucking swell. But!!! Are you proud of the way your government - governs you? Are you proud of how they represent you around the world? And wait a minute, didn't *YOU* work for those good things you've got?

If you are proud of your country's heritage, then do the USA (and every other country in the world) a favour on election day and make a fucking statement AGAINST even the CHANCE at more of this garbage. Make a stand against these assfuckers for once. It's only one vote, in one year. Make it count for a change, instead of picking which assfucker rubs your fucking prostate the right way. See past their election message to the day they will inevitably flip-flop on all the promises they made. You know it's coming, it ALWAYS comes! Don't let them assfuck you, your friends or your neighbours anymore.

I'm Canadian and every time I get to vote, I vote Green party now. I hardly know what the fuck they stand for, or how they would do if they actually got elected. They rarely win a seat, but each year they gain momentum (I think!). I vote for them because the other guys HAD THEIR FUCKING CHANCE, AND BLEW IT. THEY BLOW IT ON PURPOSE. They have this "agenda" they adhere to like eggs to cast iron, and will say ANYTHING to get into power. Once in power, they ignore us plebes and do whatever the fuck they want.

So instead of choosing which evil candidate I will suck it up and side with, because one uses rainbow glossy strawberry flavoured lube to assfuck me with, I vote for the underdog. The guy who hasn't been given a chance to get in bed with me yet. Maybe he'll leave me alone for a change, and will make me happy to read the newspaper again in peace.

Think of it this way: Pretend you're in prison (hey this is a really good analogy actually!) and you know that there's 3 cellmates who WILL make you their bitch, or another who you haven't slept in the same cell with yet - who are you going to sleep with?

If you're telling me you'd choose the one that kisses you on the neck while their balls slap your ass, then I guess you're just a bitch.

Stand up for yourself. Put some fear in the hearts of these powerful political families who spend years making their very, very tasty poison soup for you, made exactly for your palette. REMINDER: It's POISON! Most of you forget that fast so I gotta remind you.. IT'S POISON DUMMY!

So stop with the constant bickering about whose "better" and who you "agree" with (in their romantic wooing stage) and start fighting back. Forget about your personal emotional shit, your stance, your views, forget all of it. People just as smart as you are did exactly this the last 2 times and look what you got. You'll probably still be voting on a FUCKING DIEBOLD MACHINE FOR CHRIST SAKE.. WAKE THE FUCK UP.

Ron Paul 2008. I don't know how he'd do what he'd want to do, even he probably doesn't know. I am sure he won't turn into the next Hitler or Mussolini, and he'll certainly get your troops home lickity split. He will at least start to dismantle all the sideways assfuckery that's been going on. He will save you all money. He will bring some common sense and truth to your government. The big players have "their way" ingrained so much that truth and common sense are actually quite scary to the average voter I think. So foreign you're not even sure if it's possible!

CONSIDER for a moment that you MAY make a mistake with your vote. Have you made a mistake before? Did you vote bush and think you were doing the right thing? Have you voted for another president before and regretted it 4 years later? Can you concede that the very same thing may happen again?

If for no other reason, vote Ron Paul to keep the chance of *real* freedom alive for the PEOPLE of the most powerful country on earth. Cast your vote on behalf of you, for you.

You can at least trust in this: even if he wins he'll be assassinated anyways