You only get two minutes for a dump in China

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  • ING82
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2011
    • 184

    #1

    You only get two minutes for a dump in China

    A security guard at the Shanghai plant said Tuesday that workers had gone on strike to protest the company's issuing of new work rules, including time limits on bathroom breaks and fines for being late.

    "The workers demanded the scrapping of the ridiculously strict requirements stipulating that workers only have two minutes to go to the toilet and workers will be fined 50 yuan ($8) if they are late once and fired if they are late twice," said the security guard, surnamed Feng. "The managers were later freed when police intervened and when they agreed to reconsider the rules." http://news.yahoo.com/chinese-worker...--finance.html
    What if you have diarrhea? Special pass?
  • L-Pink
    working on my tan
    • Mar 2005
    • 39151

    #2
    protest led by Who Flung Dung …

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    • Markul
      Likes Pie
      • Dec 2007
      • 12403

      #3
      Originally posted by L-Pink
      protest led by Who Flung Dung ?

      .
      But.... I pulled out...

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      • Archibald_Tuttle
        Registered User
        • Nov 2012
        • 96

        #4
        China, where even bodily functions are regulated. Noice...

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        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 38946

          #5
          i like chinas...


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          • seeandsee
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            • Mar 2006
            • 50945

            #6
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            • HushMoney
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2005
              • 2256

              #7
              Originally posted by L-Pink
              protest led by Who Flung Dung ?

              .
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              • EliteWebmaster
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2010
                • 3990

                #8
                Only in China. . If an original thought popped into their heads, their heads would all explode. They should stick to reverse engineering the new Jordan shoes and making knockoffs. It's what they are good at
                Last edited by EliteWebmaster; 01-23-2013, 04:58 AM.

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                • Dirty F
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 59204

                  #9
                  Fucking retarded shithole country.

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                  • CurrentlySober
                    Too lazy to wipe my ass
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 38946

                    #10


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                    • NinjaSteve
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 11089

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ING82
                      What if you have diarrhea? Special pass?
                      So then it should be quick, and then maybe you can accumulate time for later.
                      ...

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                      • GrantMercury
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2012
                        • 1626

                        #12
                        Wow. That's fucking awful.

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                        • Juicy D. Links
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 122992

                          #13
                          I need at least 25 minutes when Ii use the crapper

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                          • _Richard_
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 30991

                            #14
                            Originally posted by EliteWebmaster
                            Only in China. . If an original thought popped into their heads, their heads would all explode. They should stick to reverse engineering the new Jordan shoes and making knockoffs. It's what they are good at
                            http://en.allexperts.com/q/Employmen...ng-working.htm

                            But my employer keeps telling us this is too much time and wants my section (made up of 9 people) to get our bathroom time lower. But what they are allowing for is next to impossible as it would only allow each of us about 30 seconds a day per person to use the bathroom.
                            took less than 30 seconds to find a North American example

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                            • Spunky
                              I need a beer
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 133986

                              #15
                              I bet depends are huge over there

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                              • Jman
                                Already an AI veteran
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 22838

                                #16
                                no wonder all their products are crap
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                                • LAJ
                                  Gingerific
                                  • Jun 2001
                                  • 5567

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                  I need at least 25 minutes when Ii use the crapper
                                  Yup. I always bring my ipad.
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                                  • brassmonkey
                                    Pay It Forward
                                    • Sep 2005
                                    • 77396

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by LAJ
                                    Yup. I always bring my ipad.
                                    i bet it cost a lot replacing those cracked screens
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                                    • CurrentlySober
                                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 38946

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by LAJ
                                      Yup. I always bring my ipad.
                                      Personally, I use toilet paper, but YMMV...


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                                      • Choopa Phil
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2009
                                        • 3965

                                        #20
                                        That is terrible, I wonder what they came out with in the end
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                                        • xNetworx
                                          So Fucking What
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 14445

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Choopa Phil
                                          That is terrible, I wonder what they came out with in the end
                                          pun intended?

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                                          • Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                            Barterer
                                            • Aug 2004
                                            • 4864

                                            #22
                                            ^ No shit

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                                            • LAJ
                                              Gingerific
                                              • Jun 2001
                                              • 5567

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                              Personally, I use toilet paper, but YMMV...
                                              hmmmmmmm
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                                              email jay at ynot dot com or skype LAJConsulting

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                                              • kristin
                                                GOO!
                                                • Sep 2002
                                                • 9768

                                                #24
                                                My office would be fucked.
                                                Vacares rules.

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                                                • xinyonghu
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2012
                                                  • 818

                                                  #25
                                                  That depends.in China there has public
                                                  company and private company. they have different management system . I am in a public company .so I have 25 minutes when Ii use the
                                                  crapper .lol..

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                                                  • Dvae
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                    • 5326

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by CurrentlySober
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                                                    • brassmonkey
                                                      Pay It Forward
                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                      • 77396

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Dvae
                                                      anal control!
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                                                      • JFK
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                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                        • 67373

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by brassmonkey
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                                                        • CyberHustler
                                                          Masterbaiter
                                                          • Feb 2006
                                                          • 28742

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by kristin
                                                          My office would be fucked.
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                                                          • pornmasta
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Jun 2006
                                                            • 20017

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Dvae
                                                            guess where is the asshole

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                                                            • John-ACWM
                                                              Work Work Work
                                                              • Nov 2008
                                                              • 20060

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober

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                                                              • spazlabz
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                • 6548

                                                                #32
                                                                I cant get comfortable and relaxed in 2 minute geesh!

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