Ever give your wife a "dutch oven"?????

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  • dropped9
    Registered User
    • Jan 2001
    • 26727
    #1

    Ever give your wife a "dutch oven"?????

    Oh boy do I love payback time... I just gave my wife a custom version of the dutch oven...

    I was doing some work in photoshop, and she was standing behind me rubbing my back....

    So I let o ne riiiiiip.... She has now vacated the room.

    AAHAHAHAHA

    I love it
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    • F-U-Jimmy
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2006
      • 6853
      #2
      Real dutch oven is better you can hold her head under the covers until she cries Uncle
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        • F-U-Jimmy
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2006
          • 6853
          #3
          Also a good tip is to eat a plate of cabbage and onions while drinking some brown ale. The resulting gas would win a war
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            • Shagbunny
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2007
              • 3028
              #4
              Originally posted by F-U-Jimmy
              Also a good tip is to eat a plate of cabbage and onions while drinking some brown ale. The resulting gas would win a war
              we dont wanna kill them

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                • tony299
                  lurker
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 57021
                  #5
                  whats a dutch oven?

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                    • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                      (felis madjewicus)
                      • Jul 2006
                      • 20368
                      #6
                      haha, waiting for some to post "i gave my EX-wife a dutch oven" lol...

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                        • papill0n
                          Unregistered Abuser
                          • Oct 2007
                          • 15547
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Headless
                          Oh boy do I love payback time... I just gave my wife a custom version of the dutch oven...

                          I was doing some work in photoshop, and she was standing behind me rubbing my back....

                          So I let o ne riiiiiip.... She has now vacated the room.

                          AAHAHAHAHA

                          I love it
                          Your wife is rubbing your back and you fart on her?

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                            • k0nr4d
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 9231
                              #8
                              Originally posted by tony404
                              whats a dutch oven?
                              when you fart under bed covers and keep your gf/wife's head under them
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                                • JohnnyJames
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2007
                                  • 621
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by tony404
                                  whats a dutch oven?

                                  Like a double penetration with none of the penetration and all of the odor.

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                                    • After Shock Media
                                      It's coming look busy
                                      • Mar 2001
                                      • 35299
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by tony404
                                      whats a dutch oven?
                                      While in bed with a "loved one" (used very loosely) you let out a foul fart and pull the sheets and blankets over his or her head.

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                                        • Spunky
                                          I need a beer
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 133978
                                          #11
                                          Nothing says lovin like a dutch oven

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                                            • Iron Fist
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                                              • Dec 2006
                                              • 23400
                                              #12
                                              WOW.. I learned something new today.
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                                                • Deej
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                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                  • 24386
                                                  #13
                                                  I thought a dutch oven was whn you put seran wrap or something of the sort in a girls mouth and shit in it...

                                                  my mistake...

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                                                    • qxm
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                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                      • 5970
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Deej
                                                      I thought a dutch oven was whn you put seran wrap or something of the sort in a girls mouth and shit in it...

                                                      my mistake...

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                                                        • tony299
                                                          lurker
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 57021
                                                          #15
                                                          gross on all levels.

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                                                            • JohnnyJames
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2007
                                                              • 621
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Deej
                                                              I thought a dutch oven was whn you put seran wrap or something of the sort in a girls mouth and shit in it...

                                                              my mistake...
                                                              Most "girls" I know wouldn't let me do the saran wrap part. They might suffocate.

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                                                                • qxm
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                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                  • 5970
                                                                  #17
                                                                  "The sexiest thing a girls could do for a man is learn to love his farts" - Peter Griffin

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                                                                    • Farang
                                                                      one sick puppy
                                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                                      • 11713
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                                      While in bed with a "loved one" (used very loosely) you let out a foul fart and pull the sheets and blankets over his or her head.
                                                                      damn, that's nasty
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                                                                        • Cash
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                                                                          • Feb 2002
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          disgusting ...
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                                                                            • Shagbunny
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                                                                              • Oct 2007
                                                                              • 3028
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by JohnnyJames
                                                                              Like a double penetration with none of the penetration and all of the odor.
                                                                              and you know this how?

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                                                                                • V_RocKs
                                                                                  Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                  • 32451
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  When she farts I pull it over her head.... Then she really can't bitch too much.

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                                                                                    • Vick!
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                                                                                      • Nov 2005
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by tony404
                                                                                      whats a dutch oven?
                                                                                      Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                                                      While in bed with a "loved one" (used very loosely) you let out a foul fart and pull the sheets and blankets over his or her head.
                                                                                      Oh shit
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                                                                                        • bis1
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                                                                                          • Apr 2005
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_oven I thought you ment one of these until I read town a little bit.
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                                                                                            • HouseHead
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                                                                                              • Aug 2003
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              i guess i have a bit to much respect for ladies....
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                                                                                                • sj_swank
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2007
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Deej
                                                                                                  I thought a dutch oven was whn you put seran wrap or something of the sort in a girls mouth and shit in it...

                                                                                                  my mistake...
                                                                                                  nope....that would be a Hot Carl
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                                                                                                    • DivaShane
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                                                                                                      • May 2006
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Oh that is just gross. Funny as long as it's some one else under the covers but gross none the less. :P
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