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  • MaDalton
    I am Amazing Content!
    • Feb 2004
    • 39864
    #51
    Originally posted by shermsshack
    That's much better than a "lets kill myself" thing... Fuck it is much easier to deal with.

    It's been a while man..When things smooth out, get in touch with me. It's been too long!
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      • tony299
        lurker
        • Aug 2002
        • 57021
        #52
        How broken up can you get if you asked her to leave?

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          • NosMo
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2007
            • 1025
            #53
            Originally posted by Profits of Doom
            I fucking loved that shower curtain, man. That shower curtain really tied the room together...


            NosMo

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              • Profits of Doom
                Monster Rain
                • Feb 2004
                • 4978
                #54
                Originally posted by NosMo


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                  • Thee Johnclave
                    The Billz Collectaz
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 632
                    #55
                    Originally posted by Profits of Doom
                    I'm glad someone got that
                    He beat me to it. Fuckin' carpet pissers.



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                      • L-Pink
                        working on my tan
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 39151
                        #56
                        Originally posted by L-Pink
                        Over the next few weeks watch your health. Go out of your way to eat right, don't drink to much, keep the house very clean. Good luck, Lee
                        Originally posted by MaDalton

                        She's out of your life. The quickest way to move on is to start dating/banging again. You can't do that if you turn into a fat drunk slob. You also don't want it to affect your work.

                        I've seen to many guys quickly become exactly what girls don't want. Post make more sense now?

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                          • slapass
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 14625
                            #57
                            Originally posted by Profits of Doom
                            I fucking loved that shower curtain, man. That shower curtain really tied the room together...
                            she didn't get the shower curtain as we do not have one. Glass doors but I am fucked up and other things are good so what the fuck. Pretty weird to lose the best GF of your entire life and know you will never have the same again but I can't live with her fuck....

                            Boa noite meus amigos!!!

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                              • slapass
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 14625
                                #58
                                Originally posted by O MARINA
                                hmmmmmmmmmm
                                My little rabbit you know you are the one for me. Time for your portugues lesson as this gets them everytime and worked about 20 minutes ago...

                                vem ca minha putinha!

                                I have no idea why this is universally accepted.

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                                  • Mr Pheer
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 22082
                                    #59
                                    My bitch didnt take the shower curtain.. but she took the fucking can opener.

                                    You know how you discover that the can opener is gone? You're in the kitchen and you're hungry right.. so you look in the pantry and its like hey wow a can of tuna... so you go to open it...

                                    and then when it suddenly hits you....
                                    Where the fuck is god damn can opener? Oh my god the bitch took it... the fuckin cunt took the fuckin can opener...

                                    So off i go to Walgreens at 3am... and i grab a new can opener.. and the girl at the checkout is looking at me funny cause all i bought was a can opener at 3am.

                                    So I just looked at her and said.. yeah my bitch took my fucking can opener.

                                    At least she got a good laugh out of it

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                                      • nation-x
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2004
                                        • 5370
                                        #60
                                        Originally posted by A1R3K
                                        go out. drink heavily. have one night stand.

                                        repeat daily.

                                        problem solved.
                                        This is great advice... worked for me after 2 failed marriages... nothing like new pussy to give you a new perspective! :

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                                          • ajrocks
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2004
                                            • 4526
                                            #61
                                            U are better off! Go get a nice hooker! Enjoy, one day another girl will come into your life again. I hear there are lots of them out there.
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                                              • Holly
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 10017
                                                #62
                                                Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                keep the house very clean.
                                                That is, without a doubt, the strangest advice I've ever seen one guy give to another about a break up.
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                                                  • O MARINA
                                                    I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                    • 13794
                                                    #63
                                                    Originally posted by slapass
                                                    My little rabbit you know you are the one for me. Time for your portugues lesson as this gets them everytime and worked about 20 minutes ago...

                                                    vem ca minha putinha!

                                                    I have no idea why this is universally accepted.


                                                    rabbit lol
                                                    Leave me out of your rebound misery or I will leave you and break the shower glass door if I can't take the shower curtain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                                      • shekinah
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • May 2006
                                                        • 8452
                                                        #64
                                                        Oh man, maybe you did something bad to her that made up her mind... If you still love her.. errr,if you did.. well, go after her and talk about the problem.
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                                                          • themonk
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                                                            • May 2006
                                                            • 6511
                                                            #65
                                                            and u love here ;) haha
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                                                              • slapass
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                • 14625
                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by Holly
                                                                That is, without a doubt, the strangest advice I've ever seen one guy give to another about a break up.
                                                                I work from home which I do not know that he knows but I took it as keep active and don't let shit slide.

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                                                                  • slapass
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                    • 14625
                                                                    #67
                                                                    Originally posted by O MARINA
                                                                    rabbit lol
                                                                    Leave me out of your rebound misery or I will leave you and break the shower glass door if I can't take the shower curtain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                                    See now you are a woman I could spark with!

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                                                                      • Mirela-superglam
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Mar 2007
                                                                        • 114
                                                                        #68
                                                                        Originally posted by aico
                                                                        act like you don't care, she'll go nuts and come back.
                                                                        If his GF packed and he posts that. I guess he cares...But teh advice is good if you can "act"...

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                                                                          • GAMEFINEST
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                                                                            • Nov 2006
                                                                            • 14472
                                                                            #69
                                                                            its all good pimpin
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                                                                              • TubeTitans_SusieQ
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • May 2007
                                                                                • 3884
                                                                                #70
                                                                                Originally posted by aico
                                                                                act like you don't care, she'll go nuts and come back.
                                                                                sometimes true, depending on what he did wrong





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                                                                                  • Fluid
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                                    • 380
                                                                                    #71
                                                                                    Originally posted by Profits of Doom
                                                                                    Did she take the shower curtain?

                                                                                    Back in 2000 I was with a girl that I had lived with for a few years. We didn't really ever fight, but we had just become indifferent to each other. We talked about splitting up, but ended up taking a trip to Connecticut, Philadelphia, NYC, and Atlantic City for a week and had a fantastic time, and I thought things were back to normal.

                                                                                    The Monday that we came back we both went to work, and we both got home around the same time. I thought we were going to go out to dinner, and while I was sitting at my computer checking my e-mail I saw her parents and her sister pull up to our house in a moving truck. Fuck, I guess she must be moving out after all.

                                                                                    I was a bit stunned but not really upset, but her dad, who I got along with extremely well, was visibly upset, and when he found out I didn't know he looked like he was going to cry. I helped them load all of her stuff into the truck, even letting her take things she had no business taking (like a very expensive knife and sword collection we amassed together but I paid for), and that was that.

                                                                                    I let her take the TV in the bedroom, so that night I went to Circuit City to get a new one, and when I got back home I was just ready to crash. I go into the bathroom, only to find out she took the fucking shower curtain. FFFUUCCCKKK!!! I had to go back out at almost 1AM to get a fucking shower curtain, and I had to be at work at 7AM.

                                                                                    The funny thing is I had a feeling she was just doing it to try and shake me up, and I told her as she was packing that she better be sure, because once she left I would never, EVER take her back. Sure enough a few weeks later she was calling and e-mailing me saying that she made a mistake, but I had already done my grieving and was not going through it again.

                                                                                    Anyways, I was really just trying to say I hope she didn't take your shower curtain...

                                                                                    damn dude..I'd have fucked her sister if I were you

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                                                                                      • tranza
                                                                                        ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                                                        • 57559
                                                                                        #72
                                                                                        Originally posted by JuiceMonkey
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                                                                                          • mrthumbs
                                                                                            salad tossing sig guy
                                                                                            • Apr 2002
                                                                                            • 11702
                                                                                            #73
                                                                                            Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                            Over the next few weeks watch your health. Go out of your way to eat right, don't drink to much, keep the house very clean. Good luck, Lee
                                                                                            whats up with that type advice? i see that from women evertime..

                                                                                            If i felt on top of the world and started doing THAT id feel horrible in a heartbeat!!!

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                                                                                              • Profits of Doom
                                                                                                Monster Rain
                                                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                                                • 4978
                                                                                                #74
                                                                                                Originally posted by Fluid
                                                                                                damn dude..I'd have fucked her sister if I were you
                                                                                                If I thought it would've gotten me my shower curtain back I would've

                                                                                                The incident did serve to remind me again how devious women are to each other when it comes to ex's. I'm not saying all guys are this way, but for the most part a guy will stay away from his buddy's ex. I know out of respect to my friendship I won't have anything to do with with a friend's ex, and I like to believe my close friends extend me the same courtesy.

                                                                                                Women, on the other hand, take the bloody chum in the water approach when it comes to their friend's ex. We used to hang out at a lot of goth clubs back then, and the week after the break up I went to one of the clubs we frequented alone and was promptly swarmed by several of her "friends" that went on to tell me how bad she was for me, I deserved better, what am I doing later, etc etc etc.
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                                                                                                  • Mistah Charlie
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                                                                                                    • Nov 2007
                                                                                                    • 478
                                                                                                    #75
                                                                                                    Song lyrics? What are you, 13?

                                                                                                    Song lyrics? How fucking lame. Song lyrics aren't going to do shit for you son. Also, liquor is a depressive substance, and you feel like shit the next day. People advising you to drink are doing you no favors. Instead, I suggest you fuck as many hookers as you can afford. Pussy got you into this state and it will set you free. If all you can afford is a fleshlight... well, first, that's fucking sad, second... at least you have lots of free passwords.
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                                                                                                      • Hollywood Horwitz
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                                                                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                                                                        • 4357
                                                                                                        #76
                                                                                                        after Internext you wont even think about her.
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                                                                                                          • dirtysouth
                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                                                                            • 2613
                                                                                                            #77
                                                                                                            Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                                                                            You are one lucky man.
                                                                                                            The truth.

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                                                                                                              • gornyhuy
                                                                                                                Chafed.
                                                                                                                • May 2002
                                                                                                                • 18041
                                                                                                                #78
                                                                                                                Originally posted by Profits of Doom
                                                                                                                Did she take the shower curtain?

                                                                                                                Back in 2000 I was with a girl that I had lived with for a few years. We didn't really ever fight, but we had just become indifferent to each other. We talked about splitting up, but ended up taking a trip to Connecticut, Philadelphia, NYC, and Atlantic City for a week and had a fantastic time, and I thought things were back to normal.

                                                                                                                The Monday that we came back we both went to work, and we both got home around the same time. I thought we were going to go out to dinner, and while I was sitting at my computer checking my e-mail I saw her parents and her sister pull up to our house in a moving truck. Fuck, I guess she must be moving out after all.

                                                                                                                I was a bit stunned but not really upset, but her dad, who I got along with extremely well, was visibly upset, and when he found out I didn't know he looked like he was going to cry. I helped them load all of her stuff into the truck, even letting her take things she had no business taking (like a very expensive knife and sword collection we amassed together but I paid for), and that was that.

                                                                                                                I let her take the TV in the bedroom, so that night I went to Circuit City to get a new one, and when I got back home I was just ready to crash. I go into the bathroom, only to find out she took the fucking shower curtain. FFFUUCCCKKK!!! I had to go back out at almost 1AM to get a fucking shower curtain, and I had to be at work at 7AM.

                                                                                                                The funny thing is I had a feeling she was just doing it to try and shake me up, and I told her as she was packing that she better be sure, because once she left I would never, EVER take her back. Sure enough a few weeks later she was calling and e-mailing me saying that she made a mistake, but I had already done my grieving and was not going through it again.

                                                                                                                Anyways, I was really just trying to say I hope she didn't take your shower curtain...

                                                                                                                Classic story!! The shower curtain just puts it way over the top.

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                                                                                                                  • gornyhuy
                                                                                                                    Chafed.
                                                                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                                                                    • 18041
                                                                                                                    #79
                                                                                                                    This friend of mine who is a really nice guy, is in incredible shape physically, and is the most bad-ass martial artist on the fucking planet, was supposedly happily married to this girl. Her parents came to visit, stayed in the house for a long weekend, everyone seemed to have a great time and get along -ate meals together, etc. Tuesday morning he went to work, came home that night, the house was EMPTY and she was gone. No note, no nothing.

                                                                                                                    Now, THATs fucked up.

                                                                                                                    She got in touch later for the divorce. Just freaked out and couldn't be married or something. Not sure why? Moved back to Europe.

                                                                                                                    icq:159548293

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                                                                                                                      • slapass
                                                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                        • 14625
                                                                                                                        #80
                                                                                                                        She is back so i will keep last night just between us...

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                                                                                                                          • alexg
                                                                                                                            IL4L.com
                                                                                                                            • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                            • 11287
                                                                                                                            #81
                                                                                                                            Originally posted by slapass
                                                                                                                            She is back so i will keep last night just between us...


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                                                                                                                              • porsche
                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                • Jul 2007
                                                                                                                                • 168
                                                                                                                                #82
                                                                                                                                Originally posted by Profits of Doom
                                                                                                                                Did she take the shower curtain?

                                                                                                                                Back in 2000 I was with a girl that I had lived with for a few years. We didn't really ever fight, but we had just become indifferent to each other. We talked about splitting up, but ended up taking a trip to Connecticut, Philadelphia, NYC, and Atlantic City for a week and had a fantastic time, and I thought things were back to normal.

                                                                                                                                The Monday that we came back we both went to work, and we both got home around the same time. I thought we were going to go out to dinner, and while I was sitting at my computer checking my e-mail I saw her parents and her sister pull up to our house in a moving truck. Fuck, I guess she must be moving out after all.

                                                                                                                                I was a bit stunned but not really upset, but her dad, who I got along with extremely well, was visibly upset, and when he found out I didn't know he looked like he was going to cry. I helped them load all of her stuff into the truck, even letting her take things she had no business taking (like a very expensive knife and sword collection we amassed together but I paid for), and that was that.

                                                                                                                                I let her take the TV in the bedroom, so that night I went to Circuit City to get a new one, and when I got back home I was just ready to crash. I go into the bathroom, only to find out she took the fucking shower curtain. FFFUUCCCKKK!!! I had to go back out at almost 1AM to get a fucking shower curtain, and I had to be at work at 7AM.

                                                                                                                                The funny thing is I had a feeling she was just doing it to try and shake me up, and I told her as she was packing that she better be sure, because once she left I would never, EVER take her back. Sure enough a few weeks later she was calling and e-mailing me saying that she made a mistake, but I had already done my grieving and was not going through it again.

                                                                                                                                Anyways, I was really just trying to say I hope she didn't take your shower curtain...

                                                                                                                                possibly the funniest thing i have heard all day!!!

                                                                                                                                good for you mate, move on! ;)

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                                                                                                                                  • madfuck
                                                                                                                                    Registered User
                                                                                                                                    • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                                    • 2032
                                                                                                                                    #83
                                                                                                                                    thts some fuckin bull shit

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                                                                                                                                      • CIVMatt
                                                                                                                                        Amateur Pimpin
                                                                                                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                        • 13075
                                                                                                                                        #84
                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by slapass
                                                                                                                                        fuck.

                                                                                                                                        Sorry to hear it, even if you asked you too, still a life changing event. Have a beer watch some tv, if you wanna log onto our website and rub one out let us know...

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                                                                                                                                          • tony299
                                                                                                                                            lurker
                                                                                                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                            • 57021
                                                                                                                                            #85
                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                                                                                                                            This friend of mine who is a really nice guy, is in incredible shape physically, and is the most bad-ass martial artist on the fucking planet, was supposedly happily married to this girl. Her parents came to visit, stayed in the house for a long weekend, everyone seemed to have a great time and get along -ate meals together, etc. Tuesday morning he went to work, came home that night, the house was EMPTY and she was gone. No note, no nothing.

                                                                                                                                            Now, THATs fucked up.

                                                                                                                                            She got in touch later for the divorce. Just freaked out and couldn't be married or something. Not sure why? Moved back to Europe.
                                                                                                                                            We knew a girl who did that to her husband, he was a nice guy. She fucked him the night before and asked him after sex who do you like better the dog or the cat. He said the cat. In the morning she made him breakfast kissed him good bye. He came home after work to find the the house empty and the cat sitting there. He calls my wife wanted to know what happened she had no idea. It was very fucked up, its the chicken shit way.

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                                                                                                                                              • HouseHead
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                                                                                                                                                • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                                • 5539
                                                                                                                                                #86
                                                                                                                                                Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                                i told her after having sex with her that it was a one time thing but she just keeps calling me. I'll send her home after i tag her one more time
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