I fuckin' hate it. More advice?
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LOL. a week? I go longer without sex and I'm practically married. a week, he says.
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Cheshire is the woman of my dreams.Comment
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Nah, but what about an advice column for webmasters. "Ask Cheshire". She can tell us how we all suck, and exactly why. And then she can fix it, while making us feel warm and fuzzy in the process.Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
Cheshire for prez!!!!
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a week? a month? bwahahahaha! pussies!
four years baby! top that!I still love everybodyComment
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I can be on a plane at 6am and in Texas by noon...Originally posted by titmowse
a week? a month? bwahahahaha! pussies!
four years baby! top that!Comment
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Just talked to Bob...he thinks you should come here instead.Comment
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Prison sentence?Originally posted by titmowse
a week? a month? bwahahahaha! pussies!
four years baby!
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that's sweet squish.
fact is, i passed the desperate stage a long time ago. not that i'm saying you're some kind of toad or that you're even remotely serious.
i spent many years sexing around and being a fool. i learned that i have really shitty taste in men and until i work that out, i'll just use my pent up energies in more constructive ways. this break has given a perspective that i wouldn't trade for anything.I still love everybodyComment
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Originally posted by titmowse
that's sweet squish.
...not that i'm saying you're some kind of toad...
Yeah! A HORNY TOAD! (rimshot) Sorry, Amp just made me puke, and I'm not quite my witty self, nor will I be untill I get this cleaned up. If can find my cam, I'll post a picture of the puke.Comment
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please don'tI still love everybodyComment
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This is pretty sweet looking from a drunk guys perspective. I barfed on the ashtray, so it looks like I ate about 29 used Marlboro Lights...no wait, there's another. 30.Comment
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oh yeah baby. now THAT'S a turn on
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You've never seen a pic...I look just like Bill the Cat from Bloom County. Hella hott.Comment
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Now, I smoke cigarettes, too, but fucking marlboros have the MOST added (not naturally occurring) chemicals, if I'm not mistaken... I switched to American Spirits based on their claim (I call it a claim as I have yet to really investigate) that they do not add any chemicals... I don't normally like to be the pot calling the kettle black, but I smoked marlboro ultra lights for a bit, and the american spirits for even longer, and I haven't coughed up phlem in over a year. (sorry 'bout the graphic description). Again, I'ma smoker, too, so I feel ya', but c'mon and give up the chemicals... kinda the same as using a lighter everytime you take a bong hit... sulphul from matches smells funny, but it's only one chemical vs, who knows what they use for lighter fluid nowadays....Originally posted by Squishy
This is pretty sweet looking from a drunk guys perspective. I barfed on the ashtray, so it looks like I ate about 29 used Marlboro Lights...no wait, there's another. 30.
sorry 'bout the lecture.
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Originally posted by turbo
sorry 'bout the lecture.
It's ok, man...I'm pretty tough, and you're far more easygoing than the nuns, or the Viet Cong were. But I like the Marlboro Lights, and smoking anything kills your ass dead. Might as well die in Flavor Country.Comment
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hehehe, Flavour Country... I'm old enough to remember the damn t.v. commercials. lolComment
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/me adds buy DURACELL stocks to my to-do listOriginally posted by titmowse
that's sweet squish.
fact is, i passed the desperate stage a long time ago. not that i'm saying you're some kind of toad or that you're even remotely serious.
i spent many years sexing around and being a fool. i learned that i have really shitty taste in men and until i work that out, i'll just use my pent up energies in more constructive ways. this break has given a perspective that i wouldn't trade for anything.
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Squishy ~ my advice to you is to quit smoking, you'll get laid more often and be able to enjoy sex (and life) more fully.
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