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  • mike-al
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2007
    • 691

    #1

    Xbiz Awards

    Ampland says "FUCK IF I EVER WIN ANYTHING"

    Hehe, it's like getting as bad as the the old trophy awards for website links that were given away back in 1997

    Let's go out and nominate everyone and everything for every category so everyone goes around shouting our name in their nominee announcement.. Great Branding!!!

    Okay okay, so we are just jealous because we never get nominated for anything.. 10 years and no kudos. Dam we must suck bad. Well except for branding ourselves..

    VOTE FOR AMPLAND 2010!
    Delete this account, i am done here
  • VIPimp
    Marina WILL have my babies!
    • May 2003
    • 9234

    #2
    Those awards are a joke... I cant believe some of the nominations and past winners lol.

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    • mike-al
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2007
      • 691

      #3
      Amp Says "I Feel Like Susan Lucci And I Fucking Hate It"

      So who's ass do we have to smooze around here? It's 2008, you'd think we'd have some connections to all the right "players" But no, seems some evil still lurks and quite frankly, "I think it fucking sucks..." We are the biggest, the baddest, the dopest of all interweb porn sites. We control your thoughts, your minds are now perverted more than ever before, and we have not even been awarded with the mighty "PINK DILDO" (Note: To the funny twat that is going to mail one to Al, please forward this link otherwise he may have too much fun with it) So, What the fuck is wrong with this industry.. If it was not for the Absent Minded Proffessor, Where the fuck would society be at this point? Wheres the fucking respect?
      Delete this account, i am done here

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      • AZSarah
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2006
        • 1651

        #4
        Amp Says "I Feel Like Susan Lucci And I Fucking Hate It"


        Hey, Susan Lucci got nominated

        ;)
        Icq- 470-936-598

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        • mike-al
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2007
          • 691

          #5
          Originally posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash
          Hey, Susan Lucci got nominated

          ;)
          Amp Says "I DO NOT WANT A FUCKING PITY VOTE"
          VOTE FOR PERVERTEDNESS NOT PITY. THATS WHAT I STAND ERECT FOR!
          Delete this account, i am done here

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          • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
            best designer on GFY
            • Mar 2003
            • 30307

            #6
            Originally posted by mike-al
            Hehe, it's like getting as bad as the the old trophy awards for website links that were given away back in 1997
            I invented The Ass Awards.

            Ahh the ol Xpics stuff

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            • mike-al
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2007
              • 691

              #7
              Originally posted by AlienQ
              I invented The Ass Awards.

              Ahh the ol Xpics stuff
              Hahah, we used to run that shit tall
              Delete this account, i am done here

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              • LadyMischief
                Orgasms N Such!
                • Sep 2002
                • 18135

                #8
                Originally posted by mike-al
                Amp Says "I Feel Like Susan Lucci And I Fucking Hate It"

                So who's ass do we have to smooze around here? It's 2008, you'd think we'd have some connections to all the right "players" But no, seems some evil still lurks and quite frankly, "I think it fucking sucks..." We are the biggest, the baddest, the dopest of all interweb porn sites. We control your thoughts, your minds are now perverted more than ever before, and we have not even been awarded with the mighty "PINK DILDO" (Note: To the funny twat that is going to mail one to Al, please forward this link otherwise he may have too much fun with it) So, What the fuck is wrong with this industry.. If it was not for the Absent Minded Proffessor, Where the fuck would society be at this point? Wheres the fucking respect?

                HAHAHA dude you should get nominated for the warning page ALONE! I have _NEVER_ had such a good time on a warning page for a site! Kudos! I bet the surfers love it

                ICQ 3522039
                Content Manager - orgasm.com
                [email protected]

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                • mike-al
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 691

                  #9
                  Originally posted by LadyMischief
                  HAHAHA dude you should get nominated for the warning page ALONE! I have _NEVER_ had such a good time on a warning page for a site! Kudos! I bet the surfers love it
                  Ahh, thats one classic thing we try to leave untouched, (although it have a touch of se on it now hehe)

                  One more classic page is the banner page...
                  http://www.ampland.com/banfarm/index.html

                  and moreso yet, the favicon.ico (look in your browser window) hahaha
                  Delete this account, i am done here

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                  • mike-al
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 691

                    #10
                    Surely we can win award for best banner ad?
                    Delete this account, i am done here

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