Big guns = small penis, small gun = huge penis. The ugly thruth!

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  • Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jun 2007
    • 1442

    #1

    Big guns = small penis, small gun = huge penis. The ugly thruth!



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  • Fat Panda
    Porn is Dead. Move along.
    • Aug 2006
    • 13296

    #2
    i have small guns and a small penis....guess im an outlier

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    • Markul
      Likes Pie
      • Dec 2007
      • 12404

      #3
      What if you have no guns?
      But.... I pulled out...

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      • buzzard
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2002
        • 1276

        #4
        Lots of guns and lots of places to put em ;)

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        • AllAboutCams
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          • Jul 2011
          • 12234

          #5
          My dick is so big it looks like a rifle
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          • Scott McD
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Nov 2002
            • 67792

            #6
            What about small penis but big balls ??


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            • Nasty
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2002
              • 1575

              #7

              “Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We know more about war than we know about peace, more about killing than we know about living. If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner.” ― Omar Bradley (1948)

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              • L-Pink
                working on my tan
                • Mar 2005
                • 39151

                #8
                I have a bazooka in my pants.

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                • notime
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 8027

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Legendary Samir


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                  Shit, how does that guy aim the beam and keep his balls dry when pissing?

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                  • Black All Through
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 2078

                    #10
                    What if you have lots of small guns?
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                    • privatesociety
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                      • Jan 2013
                      • 567

                      #11
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                      • facialfreak
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 3018

                        #12
                        I do not own a gun. I carry my penis in a wheelbarrow.

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                        • pimpmaster9000
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2011
                          • 26730

                          #13
                          lots of guns= scared society
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                          • notinmybackyard
                            Confirmed User
                            • Sep 2012
                            • 3230

                            #14
                            I have more than 40 years of experience as a pornographer. I have seen a lot of human sexuality.

                            I would not say that big guns is necessarily a small penis. But selon my experiences and observations it does tend to more often than not point towards sexual inadequacies and / Or latent homosexual tendancies. In all the countless scenes I have filmed, I can count on 1 hand the number of "good" scenes a self professed gun fanatic redneck has given me. I have tried shooting videos involving guns over the years. There is about as much heat in them as a dead fish and even less errection

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                            • PR_Phil
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 1960

                              #15
                              Originally posted by notime
                              Shit, how does that guy aim the beam and keep his balls dry when pissing?
                              there appears to be piss dripping down the center of his balls, that should answer your question.

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                              • mikesinner
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2005
                                • 5646

                                #16


                                I believe this was the gun I had when I owned a video game store in a very bad neighborhood. It was big enough for me, besides I could always pull out my dick and beat the guy to death with it.

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                                • xNetworx
                                  So Fucking What
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 14445

                                  #17
                                  If I had micro penis I would buy a big gun... to blow my head off

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                                  • Double trouble
                                    So Fucking What?
                                    • Feb 2008
                                    • 22251

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Markul
                                    What if you have no guns?
                                    = pussy

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                                    • CAHEK
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                                      • Aug 2003
                                      • 7423

                                      #19
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                                      • dgraves
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                                        • Nov 2005
                                        • 2283

                                        #20
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                                        • Spunky
                                          I need a beer
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 133978

                                          #21
                                          If I had a small penis,I would use my big gun to shoot myself

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                                          • edgeprod
                                            Permanently Gone
                                            • Mar 2004
                                            • 10019

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by CamBoss
                                            If I had micro penis I would buy a big gun... to blow my head off
                                            So, what you're saying is, you need help finding a gun dealer? Just use Google.

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                                            • acctman
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 2840

                                              #23
                                              i'd shoot myself if I had no dick at all :/

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                                              • epitome
                                                So Fucking Lame
                                                • Jun 2009
                                                • 12156

                                                #24
                                                Many people with varying penis sizes own guns of various sizes.

                                                My friend has a big dick and drives a Hummer.

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                                                • adultchatpay
                                                  Let's Make Money
                                                  • Dec 2008
                                                  • 8775

                                                  #25
                                                  I have a small gun and one big gun.

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                                                  • 2013
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Dec 2012
                                                    • 4390

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by CamBoss
                                                    If I had micro penis I would buy a big gun... to blow my head off
                                                    why don't you just blow it off because your an idiot

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