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  • NoComments
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    #101
    Originally posted by ShaveBucks
    Wow, amazing logic!
    He sends no sales, because he's not a webmaster.
    If he was sending 20 sales a day, he would be golden. Why? Because he would be a webmaster!

    It's amazing how you make sense and yet still sound really stupid at the same time.
    My dear esteemed cretin,
    ask Bryan how many "webmasters" he has who send him ZERO sales. Does he go on the rant about them?
    No.

    Therefore, stick your finger up your ass, lick it and think of a chocolate icecream, the thought is on me.
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    • ARS Bryan
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      #102
      Originally posted by ismokeblunts
      you got up early on a sunday, and kicked a hotgirl out of your bed, turned down sex, and drove all the way to the office on a day off, just to ban a retard a day earlier than you could have on monday? no offence, but i think you're the IDIOT.

      Ouch touché!
      ///ARS - Adult Revenue Service


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      • NoComments
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        #103
        Originally posted by ARS Bryan
        Uh, right
        If you were SOMEBODY, you wouldn't say that. You are one replaceable NOBODY, tell me it ain't so.
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        • papill0n
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          • Oct 2007
          • 15547

          #104
          Originally posted by NoComments
          Call me out, I think you are a cocksucker and CAMOKAT is right for once,
          if minusonebit was sending you 20 sales a day, you'd be keeping quite about him.

          Proggies owners are bunch of whores and it's easier to find "ARS Bryan" than a webmaster who sends consistently 20 hsign ups a day.
          Smaller webmasters are valuable to every program. Why would they want one webmaster sending 20 sales a day is he was posting bullshit on the boards and discouraging hundreds of smaller webmasters from joining their program.

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          • ARS Bryan
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            #105
            Originally posted by NoComments
            If you were SOMEBODY, you wouldn't say that. You are one replaceable NOBODY, tell me it ain't so.
            LMFAO, well I just got off the phone with Becky and she's never heard of you. In fact none of us "nobodies" have heard of you at ARS. So, uh.... go fuck off, please
            ///ARS - Adult Revenue Service


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            • farkedup
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              • Nov 2007
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              #106
              Originally posted by ARS Bryan
              lolol will do!
              I've been sitting here naked all day.... remember its just off of parkview.... you must have gotten lost
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              • NoComments
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                #107
                Originally posted by ARS Bryan
                LMFAO, well I just got off the phone with Becky and she's never heard of you. In fact none of us "nobodies" have heard of you at ARS. So, uh.... go fuck off, please
                Cemeteries are full of people who thought they were irreplaceable

                Call Becky and tell her you are pissing with her ex lesbian lover. She'll be in this thread in no time.
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                • ARS Bryan
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                  #108
                  Originally posted by NoComments
                  Cemeteries are full of people who thought they were irreplaceable

                  Call Becky and tell her you are pissing with her ex lesbian lover. She'll be in this thread in no time.
                  lol, I really don't think you want me to release Becky on you... she gets angered easily at trolls like you and isn't very forgiving
                  ///ARS - Adult Revenue Service


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                  • ARS Bryan
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                    #109
                    But hey bro, maybe I'll see you in Vegas at Internext??? You can come to the ARS/Webmaster Central/Electracash VIP Bash! I'll show you what a "nobody" I am and just what hired help can do...

                    More info here -----> http://www.webmastercentral.com/vipbash/
                    ///ARS - Adult Revenue Service


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                    • NoComments
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                      #110
                      I want you get Becky on me. I like 'em short and with extra pounds.
                      You are making me wet already. Now...how much for you to fuck off this thread and leave us gals alone?
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                      • ARS Bryan
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                        #111
                        Remember, you entered my thread
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                        • NoComments
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                          #112
                          Originally posted by ARS Bryan
                          But hey bro, maybe I'll see you in Vegas at Internext??? You can come to the ARS/Webmaster Central/Electracash VIP Bash! I'll show you what a "nobody" I am and just what hired help can do...

                          More info here -----> http://www.playboy.com/
                          Mark DeForest, whose protege is this one?
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                          • NoComments
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                            #113
                            Originally posted by ARS Bryan
                            Remember, you entered my thread
                            So? What are you going to do...arrest me for smoking?
                            This is NOT your thread, this is GFY thread and...
                            where is Becky!?
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                            • NoComments
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                              #114
                              Becky, my love, come play with me. I'll let you be my daddy, if you let me be your...oh, never mind, this is too kinky.
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                              • pornask
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Aug 2006
                                • 6518

                                #115
                                Originally posted by RageCash-Ben
                                Smaller webmasters are valuable to every program. Why would they want one webmaster sending 20 sales a day is he was posting bullshit on the boards and discouraging hundreds of smaller webmasters from joining their program.
                                He no longer needs to worry about others discouraging smaller webmasters. He's excelled at it himself with this thread. I think he should get himself fired.

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                                • ARS Bryan
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                                  #116
                                  Originally posted by pornask
                                  He no longer needs to worry about others discouraging smaller webmasters. He's excelled at it himself with this thread. I think he should get himself fired.
                                  By terminating a fake webmaster? Makes some serious sense bro!

                                  Not once did I ever discuss volume in this thread. Not trying to be a dick here but... come on...
                                  ///ARS - Adult Revenue Service


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                                  • evildick

                                    #117
                                    Originally posted by pornask
                                    He no longer needs to worry about others discouraging smaller webmasters. He's excelled at it himself with this thread. I think he should get himself fired.
                                    I don't think you can say he is discouraging smaller webmasters, he is simply responding to the underhanded tactics that one affiliate chose to use.

                                    See the other thread yet?

                                    http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=797482

                                    As far as I can see he did his best to help him out, then got stabbed in the back in return.

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                                    • Peaches
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                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 13933

                                      #118
                                      LOL, Bryan, stop while you're (semi) ahead with nocomments. I can 100% guarantee you Becky knows who he is and I doubt has anything bad to say about him. ;)

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                                      • ARS Bryan
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                                        #119
                                        Originally posted by Peaches
                                        LOL, Bryan, stop while you're (semi) ahead with nocomments. I can 100% guarantee you Becky knows who he is and I doubt has anything bad to say about him. ;)
                                        From NoComments' comments, I doubt he is anyone that she thinks highly of.
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                                        • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                          • Jul 2006
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                                          #120
                                          Originally posted by ARS Bryan
                                          Ouch touché!
                                          i would just waited the day is all i'm saying, lol.

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                                          • ShaveBucks
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                                            #121
                                            Originally posted by Peaches
                                            LOL, Bryan, stop while you're (semi) ahead with nocomments. I can 100% guarantee you Becky knows who he is and I doubt has anything bad to say about him. ;)
                                            You mean it's a secret that NoComments is Serge Oprano?
                                            I'm sure many people could say some bad things about him.

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                                            • Peaches
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                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 13933

                                              #122
                                              Originally posted by ShaveBucks
                                              You mean it's a secret that NoComments is Serge Oprano?
                                              I'm sure many people could say some bad things about him.
                                              I don't think Becky is one of them - unless they had a falling out recently.

                                              ETA - Serge has no affiliation with Oprano except to get a percentage of sales according to the contract when he sold it. That was, gosh, 2 years ago?
                                              Last edited by Peaches; 01-06-2008, 03:08 PM.

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                                              • papill0n
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                                                #123
                                                Originally posted by evildick
                                                I don't think you can say he is discouraging smaller webmasters, he is simply responding to the underhanded tactics that one affiliate chose to use.

                                                See the other thread yet?

                                                http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=797482

                                                As far as I can see he did his best to help him out, then got stabbed in the back in return.

                                                That is exactly what he did. If anyone does a little research on keith you will see that he has spent his entire adult life being a serial victim and pest.

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                                                • ARS Bryan
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                                                  #124
                                                  Yes I've also heard he's Serge from Oprano. Not really sure what the beef is all about...

                                                  Whatever.
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                                                  • pornask
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                                                    • Aug 2006
                                                    • 6518

                                                    #125
                                                    Originally posted by evildick
                                                    I don't think you can say he is discouraging smaller webmasters, he is simply responding to the underhanded tactics that one affiliate chose to use.

                                                    See the other thread yet?

                                                    http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=797482

                                                    As far as I can see he did his best to help him out, then got stabbed in the back in return.
                                                    Wow, this is awesome. So a guy posts an undesputed proof that a program shaves (webmaster link has no affiliate code in it) and to get it resolved, program rep terminates his account. I sure hope many potential affiliates get to read this so they know who they'd be dealing with. This thread deserves many a BUMP!

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                                                    • evildick

                                                      #126
                                                      Originally posted by pornask
                                                      Wow, this is awesome. So a guy posts an undesputed proof that a program shaves (webmaster link has no affiliate code in it) and to get it resolved, program rep terminates his account. I sure hope many potential affiliates get to read this so they know who they'd be dealing with. This thread deserves many a BUMP!

                                                      WTF? How many programs do you know that carry forward your affiliate ID onto the webmaster link on the bottom of the page?

                                                      I've signed up for hundreds of programs and I can probably name 5 that do.

                                                      If you want to send webmasters to a program then you have to use the proper webmaster referral code.

                                                      I also like how you skip over the fact that he was totally wrong about the other shit he posted on that blog.

                                                      Why do some people like insist on lying down with pigs?

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                                                      • mailman
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                                                        #127
                                                        In on page 3

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                                                        • dig420
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                                                          #128
                                                          Originally posted by pornask
                                                          Wow, this is awesome. So a guy posts an undesputed proof that a program shaves (webmaster link has no affiliate code in it) and to get it resolved, program rep terminates his account. I sure hope many potential affiliates get to read this so they know who they'd be dealing with. This thread deserves many a BUMP!
                                                          lol if you're a pain in the ass attention whore who sends no sales, yes, you should and you will be terminated.

                                                          Grow up.

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                                                          • dav3
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                                                            #129
                                                            Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                            Once again: Everything he does is controlled by his sickness and is done to get attention.

                                                            1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance
                                                            2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
                                                            3. believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by other special people
                                                            4. requires excessive admiration
                                                            5. strong sense of entitlement
                                                            6. takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
                                                            7. lacks empathy
                                                            8. is often envious or believes others are envious of him or her
                                                            9. arrogant behavior
                                                            I think you've just described yourself.
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                                                            • notoldschool
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                                                              #130
                                                              The infamous dip shit, Minusonebutt.
                                                              No doubt one may quote history to support any cause, as the devil quotes scripture.
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                                                              • brand0n
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                                                                • Nov 2002
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                                                                #131
                                                                what's up gang
                                                                want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                                                • baddog
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                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                  • 107089

                                                                  #132
                                                                  Originally posted by ARS Bryan
                                                                  LMFAO, well I just got off the phone with Becky and she's never heard of you. In fact none of us "nobodies" have heard of you at ARS. So, uh.... go fuck off, please
                                                                  You are scaring me, and probably 100's of others.

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                                                                  • V_RocKs
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                                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                                    • 32451

                                                                    #133
                                                                    Looks like Minusonetits mom took his computer privileges away today.

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                                                                    • LeRoy
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                                                                      • Jul 2007
                                                                      • 13362

                                                                      #134
                                                                      Right on Bryan . Remind me to buy you a drink in Vegas. I just started to promote ARS very recently
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                                                                      • ShaveBucks
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                                                                        #135
                                                                        Originally posted by NoComments
                                                                        My dear esteemed cretin,
                                                                        ask Bryan how many "webmasters" he has who send him ZERO sales. Does he go on the rant about them?
                                                                        No.

                                                                        Therefore, stick your finger up your ass, lick it and think of a chocolate icecream, the thought is on me.
                                                                        I love that you live your life in "what if"s all day Serge. But the fact remains that he sent none, and IF he sent 20, then no one could dispute that he was an adult webmaster. So would he be treated differently? MAYBE... IF... COULD BE..... you're little fantasy world would make sense.

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                                                                        • yahoo-xxx-girls.com
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                                                                          #136
                                                                          Bump ...
                                                                          sig too big

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                                                                          • CDSmith
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                                                                            #137
                                                                            Originally posted by ARS Bryan
                                                                            LMFAO, well I just got off the phone with Becky and she's never heard of you. In fact none of us "nobodies" have heard of you at ARS. So, uh.... go fuck off, please
                                                                            I realize you now know who it is you've been pissing with, but man... did you seriously not know it was Serge?

                                                                            Now thank him, because your thread is now going from a measly 2 pages to 5+ :D
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                                                                            • Mutt
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                                                                              #138
                                                                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                              I realize you now know who it is you've been pissing with, but man... did you seriously not know it was Serge?

                                                                              Now thank him, because your thread is now going from a measly 2 pages to 5+ :D

                                                                              what if he just started working for ARS six months ago or a year ago? how would he know who Serge is? I doubt ARS sits down new employees and gives them a history of the adult Internet course - might be a good idea though.
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                                                                              • Holly
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                                                                                #139
                                                                                Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                I realize you now know who it is you've been pissing with, but man... did you seriously not know it was Serge?

                                                                                Now thank him, because your thread is now going from a measly 2 pages to 5+ :D
                                                                                I had totally forgotten it was him. His English is way too good and it's throwing me off. Did somebody send him to Berlitz??
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                                                                                • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                  • 122992

                                                                                  #140
                                                                                  Sergeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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                                                                                  • baddog
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                                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                                    • 107089

                                                                                    #141
                                                                                    Originally posted by Mutt
                                                                                    what if he just started working for ARS six months ago or a year ago? how would he know who Serge is? I doubt ARS sits down new employees and gives them a history of the adult Internet course - might be a good idea though.
                                                                                    If one is new, they should probably do some research before pissing with someone.

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                                                                                    • CDSmith
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                                                                                      #142
                                                                                      Originally posted by Mutt
                                                                                      what if he just started working for ARS six months ago or a year ago? how would he know who Serge is? I doubt ARS sits down new employees and gives them a history of the adult Internet course - might be a good idea though.
                                                                                      A golden rule for newbies at companies (not saying Bryan is a newb, mind you, just talking in general terms) should be "know who you're pissing with before your keyboard writes a cheque your ass can't cash"

                                                                                      Could definitely be words to live by, at times, for some.
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                                                                                      • CDSmith
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                                                                                        #143
                                                                                        Originally posted by Holly
                                                                                        I had totally forgotten it was him. His English is way too good and it's throwing me off. Did somebody send him to Berlitz??
                                                                                        :D :D



                                                                                        Thinking out loud --- Best way to navigate through an issue like this with Serge is to either agree with him or else sidestep his question/accusation and volley one back at him... like: "So tell me, if it were your program this guy pulled this shit on how would you handle it?"

                                                                                        Serge likes it either way, but getting him to share his knowledge rather than have him ripping holes in your car tires is always the better plan.
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                                                                                        • qxm
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                                                                                          #144
                                                                                          .......shit this thread is sooo fuckng hilarious!........ good stuff...


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                                                                                          • MichelleB
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                                                                                            #145
                                                                                            Originally posted by NoComments
                                                                                            Becky, my love, come play with me. I'll let you be my daddy, if you let me be your...oh, never mind, this is too kinky.
                                                                                            If Becky knew you talking this way about her...you don't even want to know.

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                                                                                            • MichelleB
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                                                                                              #146
                                                                                              Originally posted by evildick
                                                                                              I don't think you can say he is discouraging smaller webmasters, he is simply responding to the underhanded tactics that one affiliate chose to use.

                                                                                              See the other thread yet?

                                                                                              http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=797482

                                                                                              As far as I can see he did his best to help him out, then got stabbed in the back in return.
                                                                                              Thank you for the back up in this entire thread

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                                                                                              • MichelleB
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                                                                                                #147
                                                                                                Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                You are scaring me, and probably 100's of others.
                                                                                                Apparently you know Becky very well lol

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                                                                                                • Peaches
                                                                                                  Old broad
                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 13933

                                                                                                  #148
                                                                                                  Originally posted by ARS Michelle
                                                                                                  If Becky knew you talking this way about her...you don't even want to know.
                                                                                                  LOL, I've seen him say these things directly to her before.

                                                                                                  There needs to be a "Old Timers 101" class given to employees. It would includes lessons on Serge, Ron Levi, The General, Pushrod, Colin, etc.

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                                                                                                  • pornask
                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                    • Aug 2006
                                                                                                    • 6518

                                                                                                    #149
                                                                                                    Originally posted by dig420
                                                                                                    lol if you're a pain in the ass attention whore who sends no sales, yes, you should and you will be terminated.

                                                                                                    Grow up.
                                                                                                    Terminating minusonebit was actually a service done to him. I doubt he would want to continue promoting a program that shaves. This step just saved him from having to ask for it himself.

                                                                                                    BUMP for more affiliates who may not yet know how ARS conduct business, what kind of name calling they resort to when addressing their affiliates and what fake drama they create to make themselves look trendy.

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                                                                                                    • MichelleB
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                                                                                                      #150
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                                                      LOL, I've seen him say these things directly to her before.

                                                                                                      There needs to be a "Old Timers 101" class given to employees. It would includes lessons on Serge, Ron Levi, The General, Pushrod, Colin, etc.
                                                                                                      Thank you Peaches

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