Advertise on the Kiss a Turd Site. TWO SLOTS ONLY!
12 Reasons Why You Should Advertise on Kiss a Turd:
Advertiser Specifications:
Learn more about KAT Advertising Opportunities.
- KAT supports safe business practices. The kind of business practices that will allow the adult industry to survive beyond the next few years.
- Your competition does not advertise here. They can't advertise here. We only have two advertising slots and once they are sold we will sell no more.
- All boards have drama. KAT will be non-stop drama. Drama is our business.
- Everyone hates KAT and hates the owner of KAT. As such, its guaranteed that this site and its content will be constantly and exhaustively debated.
- The owner of KAT has proven ability to earn media coverage and obtain unprecedented exposure for his causes.
- Your competitors may wind up being investigated here. Wouldn't it be nice if your ad flew over the top of such a report so that you are the first thing people think of when they look for alternatives?
- With a name like Kiss a Turd, who could possibly resist clicking link and checking it out to see what its all about.
- By supporting Kiss a Turd, you show the industry that you are upstanding and do business the right away.
- Advertising here will allow you to create instant drama on every adult board in existence. All you have to do is mention your ad on KAT. The board trolls will do the rest.
- When (not if) KAT begins making appearances at industry events, as an advertiser, you will have first crack at every sponsorship opportunity we come up with. At your option, we will include your logo on all promotional items we print (bumper stickers are in the works now, we expect to follow with shirts, hoodies and more in the very near future) for no additional charge.
- KAT will be a visible force for positive change within the industry. No matter where webmasters go, there we'll be.
- Advertising is affordable even for smaller companies.
Advertiser Specifications:
- Banners will be ROS (run of site) and will appear at the top of every page on the domain, and can be any size up to 728 x 100. There is one banner slot available.
- Text ads will be ROS (run of site) and will appear on the right hand sidebar, directly below the search box under a heading of "Sponsored Link". You are allowed 35 characters of text as a header and link as well as a block of unlinked text directly below same not to exceed 250 characters. There is one text ad slot available.
- Creatives must be GIF, JPEG or PNG images smaller than 50K in size and may not contain sound or obnoxious animation.
Learn more about KAT Advertising Opportunities.
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