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Originally Posted by angeleyes
If a US citizen was to move to Canada to live out the rest of their life and take advantage of the health care system you guys have going on... What would it take?
If any of you know Shemp, tell him to ICQ me.
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- Renounce the republican and the tea party.
- Throw your guns into a iron smelter
- Swear an oath promising to not engage in doing jack ass like things.
- Learn not to snicker or sneer at other's misfortunes.
- Remember and live by the canadien slogan that stranger is just a friend you have not met yet.
- Stop going to McDonalds because it is only for tourist.
- Learn to speak some french... with a québécois accent.
- Stop being a baptist or any other born again racist asshole.
- Never say "we are number 1 again" while torturing small animals or a poor person.
- Have coffee at least once a month with a gay man and discuss the theory of equality
- Have a snowball fight then play hockey in the streets and never keep score.
Unless of course you decide to move to Alberta.
In which case you can continue to be a loud mouthed asshole that calls everyone pinko commie faggots, hates gays, immigrants, the french and believes women should learn to make their own shoes if they want them so badly. Be prepared to help rednecks cheat in any election they want. And be a closet homosexual but deny it by showing everyone how big your gun is and how many you own while proudly boasting how much oil you waste and green house gases you dump into the atmosphere.