SHOOT 'EM UP : what a piece of shit movie !!!!

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  • directfiesta
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 30282
    #1

    SHOOT 'EM UP : what a piece of shit movie !!!!



    more entertainment reading a minusonebit thread or post
    I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

    But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
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    • farkedup
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2007
      • 2490
      #2
      I didn't have any plans of watching this.... it just looked bad in the previews LOL
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        • L-Pink
          working on my tan
          • Mar 2005
          • 39151
          #3
          Originally posted by directfiesta


          more entertainment reading a minusonebit thread or post
          Looking at the two gun shooter in the poster should have told you that.

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            • Ryan St. Germain
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2006
              • 1269
              #4
              I would have to say that Shoot em up should be nominated for a "biggest waste of a talented cast" award.

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                • Monique Niccole
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 5653
                  #5
                  I watched that piece of shit Thursday night.

                  I kept wondering what kind of debt Clive Owen and Paul Giamatti had racked up to be forced into such a horrible movie.

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                    • Pleasurepays
                      BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 11913
                      #6
                      ha... was just looking at it not even 5 minutes ago on PPV... glad i didn't watch it. chose re-runs of Rome instead.

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                        • Ryan St. Germain
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 1269
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Afrekete
                          I watched that piece of shit Thursday night.

                          I kept wondering what kind of debt Clive Owen and Paul Giamatti had racked up to be forced into such a horrible movie.
                          I was thinking it had to be one of those deals where they were like "Alright, you can star in Sideways and Cinderella man....but you are going to have to do Shoot em up too. We'll give you a cool gun, you get to play the bad guy and shoot at Clive Owens, it'll be great. People will see that you don't always have to play the nice guy"

                          and to Clive Owens they said "They'll regret not picking you to play bond. You'll star opposite academy award nominee Paul Giamatti, and have a beautiful exotic Italian costar. Daniel Craig? Fuck that blond Bond guy, this'll be way better"

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                            • Farang
                              one sick puppy
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 11713
                              #8
                              I watched first 30 minutes or so
                              fbm

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                                • bronco67
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2006
                                  • 29026
                                  #9
                                  I went to see it in the theater, was definitely not feeling it after 20 minutes. I would have stuck with it if it weren't for a roving gang of ghetto-rats that sat down behind me to have a party.

                                  I got up and walked in to Balls of Fury, where I had a good 'ol time.

                                  I guess it didn't get any better.

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                                    • milan
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                                      • May 2005
                                      • 800
                                      #10
                                      One of the worst movies ever! I write better stories sitting on the toilet taking a dump!
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                                        • vending_machine
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 1070
                                          #11
                                          That movie rocked!!

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                                            • =^..^=
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 6935
                                              #12
                                              I turned it off after the opening scene what a waste of 5 minutes of my life!!!
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                                                • Persius
                                                  Tap into MOBILE!
                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 11779
                                                  #13
                                                  That movie was so stupiD1!!!!

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                                                    • V_RocKs
                                                      Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                      • 32467
                                                      #14
                                                      I smoke crack rocks

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                                                        • Enemator
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2007
                                                          • 1252
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by DarkCircus
                                                          I was thinking it had to be one of those deals where they were like "Alright, you can star in Sideways and Cinderella man....but you are going to have to do Shoot em up too. We'll give you a cool gun, you get to play the bad guy and shoot at Clive Owens, it'll be great. People will see that you don't always have to play the nice guy"

                                                          and to Clive Owens they said "They'll regret not picking you to play bond. You'll star opposite academy award nominee Paul Giamatti, and have a beautiful exotic Italian costar. Daniel Craig? Fuck that blond Bond guy, this'll be way better"
                                                          Yeah, I'm highly dissapointed in Giamatti taking this role. Don't forget The Illusionist...
                                                          I live in your nightmares. I make you dream you're getting bumfucked by a razor blade only to wake up and find I gave your wife an enema and tube-fed you her shit.

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                                                            • Monique Niccole
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                              • 5653
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by DarkCircus
                                                              I was thinking it had to be one of those deals where they were like "Alright, you can star in Sideways and Cinderella man....but you are going to have to do Shoot em up too. We'll give you a cool gun, you get to play the bad guy and shoot at Clive Owens, it'll be great. People will see that you don't always have to play the nice guy"

                                                              and to Clive Owens they said "They'll regret not picking you to play bond. You'll star opposite academy award nominee Paul Giamatti, and have a beautiful exotic Italian costar. Daniel Craig? Fuck that blond Bond guy, this'll be way better"
                                                              Interesting.

                                                              I thought it was more like they have his wife suspended over a tank full of sharks and the only way they'd release her is if he appeared in this crap movie.

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                                                                • notoldschool
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2007
                                                                  • 5687
                                                                  #17
                                                                  the movies sucked and it actually got good reviews. Waste of time.
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                                                                    • evildick
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I thought it was pretty funny. But I happen to like movies where a lot of people get killed and the guy doing the shooting always has a one-liner to follow things up with.

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                                                                        • starpimps
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                                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                                          • 6954
                                                                          #19
                                                                          it was like children of men kinda, but a tad worse lol
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                                                                            • Xrated J
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Sep 2006
                                                                              • 4347
                                                                              #20
                                                                              i didnt have it on the wanna see list, and its deff not getting on there now

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                                                                                • minusonebit
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                                                  • 7391
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  It looked good in the previews. I ended up seeing it in the theature and agree, it sucked. Then again, don't they all.
                                                                                  Last edited by minusonebit; 01-05-2008, 09:43 PM.

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                                                                                    • Red Ezra
                                                                                      redezra.com
                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                      • 4678
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      children of men was awesome - shoot em up was dog poopee

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                                                                                        • JFK
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                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                          • 67369
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Pretty harsh critiques in here ! I liked it, its a change from ALL the Other mindless drivel that is out there

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