Another girl Kylie Rae, walked in and Dan asked if she'd get topless.
"I'm not getting paid enough for that," she tells him.
"She a stripper, obviously," observes Jay. Rae kept refusing to take her top off as Chandie tried to convince her about all the 1.3 million viewers who were supposedly watching the show.
Dan then lost count with the numbers assigned to the contestants, and Jay told him he needed to get off the smack. Summer Lynn was then announced as one of the $500 prize winners and Jay said he's spend that much sucking cocaine later.
"I need to take control of this program," Chandie interrupted trying to tell Dan he was losing track of the number of prize winners being announced. Dan disagreed.
"How much blotter acid did you give her?" Dan asks Jay.
"Lay off the acid, Chandie," advises Jay.
Chandie then kept yelling to Dan to call Trinity Sage who had just won $1,000. Jay kidded Sage about giving beauty contest happy answers instead of how she really felt. Then he also reminded the potential winner of the 12 Grand that she'd be making more money than Porno Dan all of next year.
Jay also announced that the winner gets a mandatory one-on-one with Ron Jeremy or there was no deal.
"Rude.com wanted to make this contest boring-I'm making it interesting. I'm here to raise the odds."
Chandie makes a comment about wanting to smack Jay for that remark. Chandie then wanted to name the $12,000 winner first, but Jay told her it was retarded and anticlimactic. An on-air debate ensued and Dan said he was in charge of giving out prizes.
Velvet Girl won the top prize.
"I wish I could get her on the line, unfortunately I can't," mutters Dan. Jay kept insisting how the idea of announcing the grand prize winner first was silly.
"People are turning off their Internet right now."
Someone then makes a comment about Roofies and Jay warned against taking them.
"One time I did one and date raped myself."
Chandie kept reminding the audience how qualified and hard the contestants worked to win their respective prizes. Jay began making some comments in the background.
"There's no humor here, Jay," Chandie told him. "That's me flipping you off."
Chandie thought everyone should have a Rude Space page while Jay say he didn't.
"He's just rude," commented Chandie.
After the giveaway, Jay was pretty much ready to book, and Chandie said Rude would be having more contests in the near future. Chandie looked like she was ready to go at it with Jay for more sarcastic comments he was making off camera.
Dan said it was all in fun and admitted maybe he could have run the contest more smoothly.
"I take full responsibility- I should have done it better."
Velvet Girl finally got on the line and said she'd go over to the UK and see some friends with the money. Dan said with the currency exchange, he would advise against that.
Asked what was the craziest thing she did on her shows, Velvet Girl, who joined Rude in April, said she was bound by the wrists and her "dominant" flogged her.
"KSEX has been on air seven years and this is the biggest prize they've ever given," notes Dan.
"Spend it on drugs- that's what I would do," quipped Jay who kept interrupting Velvet Girl's comments.
"You'll never see a more fair contest in your life," Dan added. "It was impossible- I can guarantee you that- to fix that one. I'll swear that on anyone."
"That one was tougher to rig than the special Olympics!" considers Jay
"I'm not getting paid enough for that," she tells him.
"She a stripper, obviously," observes Jay. Rae kept refusing to take her top off as Chandie tried to convince her about all the 1.3 million viewers who were supposedly watching the show.
Dan then lost count with the numbers assigned to the contestants, and Jay told him he needed to get off the smack. Summer Lynn was then announced as one of the $500 prize winners and Jay said he's spend that much sucking cocaine later.
"I need to take control of this program," Chandie interrupted trying to tell Dan he was losing track of the number of prize winners being announced. Dan disagreed.
"How much blotter acid did you give her?" Dan asks Jay.
"Lay off the acid, Chandie," advises Jay.
Chandie then kept yelling to Dan to call Trinity Sage who had just won $1,000. Jay kidded Sage about giving beauty contest happy answers instead of how she really felt. Then he also reminded the potential winner of the 12 Grand that she'd be making more money than Porno Dan all of next year.
Jay also announced that the winner gets a mandatory one-on-one with Ron Jeremy or there was no deal.
"Rude.com wanted to make this contest boring-I'm making it interesting. I'm here to raise the odds."
Chandie makes a comment about wanting to smack Jay for that remark. Chandie then wanted to name the $12,000 winner first, but Jay told her it was retarded and anticlimactic. An on-air debate ensued and Dan said he was in charge of giving out prizes.
Velvet Girl won the top prize.
"I wish I could get her on the line, unfortunately I can't," mutters Dan. Jay kept insisting how the idea of announcing the grand prize winner first was silly.
"People are turning off their Internet right now."
Someone then makes a comment about Roofies and Jay warned against taking them.
"One time I did one and date raped myself."
Chandie kept reminding the audience how qualified and hard the contestants worked to win their respective prizes. Jay began making some comments in the background.
"There's no humor here, Jay," Chandie told him. "That's me flipping you off."
Chandie thought everyone should have a Rude Space page while Jay say he didn't.
"He's just rude," commented Chandie.
After the giveaway, Jay was pretty much ready to book, and Chandie said Rude would be having more contests in the near future. Chandie looked like she was ready to go at it with Jay for more sarcastic comments he was making off camera.
Dan said it was all in fun and admitted maybe he could have run the contest more smoothly.
"I take full responsibility- I should have done it better."
Velvet Girl finally got on the line and said she'd go over to the UK and see some friends with the money. Dan said with the currency exchange, he would advise against that.
Asked what was the craziest thing she did on her shows, Velvet Girl, who joined Rude in April, said she was bound by the wrists and her "dominant" flogged her.
"KSEX has been on air seven years and this is the biggest prize they've ever given," notes Dan.
"Spend it on drugs- that's what I would do," quipped Jay who kept interrupting Velvet Girl's comments.
"You'll never see a more fair contest in your life," Dan added. "It was impossible- I can guarantee you that- to fix that one. I'll swear that on anyone."
"That one was tougher to rig than the special Olympics!" considers Jay
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