The Rigth Answer for People asking What do you do?

Fuck em if they don't like it they aren't worthy of your time.

I can understand why it might not always be appropriate to tell your frail granny that you are building a new double anal site so for her I would say 'internet marketing' is the right answer.

Yeah, adult industry, adult referals, you refer people to adult programs as soon as you say 'porn' it sounds dirty ;) Which sometimes why you say only 'porn' awwwoooo

I do online marketing and search engine optimization with a specialization on converting dirty perverts into paying members of society

As a female that has been in the business over 11 years now, I have come to respond to the question as "I sell pussy, and you?".

But other easy answers could be on line marketing, website consulting, website design, or just simply marketing or consulting. You will find most people in this world would much rather talk than listen, so you really don't have to say much ... just get them talking about themselves and they'll love you.

Online Advertising

i always ask, "do you like porn?"

internet marketer

Internet marketing,traffic,seo optimization..their eyes glaze over

I will answer Online Advertising

Once I get to PPS/CPM their eyes usually look like they have been in a bukkake scene.


I have been doing this for too long, I meant frosted donut.

Here are some of my favorite replies and people reactions:

1 ) How do you dare to ask me? You already wank on my porn and I have server logs to prove it! Probably this beer is paid with your membership on one of my sites --> Automatically shuts up and stops asking questions. I love to do that when they are with their wifes/girlfriends. You should see the face of the wife/gf on that moment

2 ) I have an adult entertainment business and weapons research business. If I tell you more I will have to kill you --> They shut up and tend to go away pretty fast.

3 ) I take care that people who ask too many questions and talk too much stop asking questions and talking that much. --> One guy called the police after that.

4 ) I make money, but I will not tell you how --> They start thinking I am selling weapons or drugs and shut up pretty fast.

5 ) I exploit people's weakness to make profit from that --> Several guys have asked me if I'm a lawyer

6 ) I am professional hitman with over 10 years of experience. It's a very interesting business and you end knowing lots of people for very short periods of time. If you are interested to eliminate someone I can give you very friendly price --> usually they go away in less than 30 seconds and never come back.

Of course, Usually I tell them that I run adult business because there is nothing to hide. It's a business like any other business, so if they don't like it, I don't care.

Sounds good my friend lol lol

I say I'm a hapiness guru. My products lead to satisfaction, fulfillment, and joy to people all around the world!

If that fails I say I'm a TV producer.

I just tell people what I do and that's shooting amateur girls for my adult website. If they don't like it....no big deal. Everyone has their own views on adult content. The funny thing is that most guys who claim to have a problem with porn are the same guys holding their dick in one hand and moving the computer mouse with the other. I am not ashamed at all with what I do so I have no problem telling people.