12-26-2012, 01:03 PM
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: FUBARLAND
Posts: 67,374
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Originally Posted by edgeprod
Rather than worry about PenisFlogger over the Internet, you should book a ticket to his third-world shit hole and fly there post-haste. Upon arrival, you should ask him to give his honest evaluation of your penis, and take things from there.
Absolutely not. The moon has been proven to be a reflection of the sun's light, similar to how a flashlight would reflect on a pane of window glass. Any suggestion that a large rock actually hangs above the planet Earth would be laughed at by a serious scientist, who would simply point out that no string has yet been found which would hold the "moon" to the planet.
I believe you should use more of your time to formulate questions of this nature, which make you seem incredibly intelligent. Perhaps you would also consider writing a brief eBook on the topic.
The first and more important factor is to neglect personal hygiene. You should also stop lifting weights, and work on avoiding the sun. Once this process has been completed, you should close your head in a door repeatedly until you can do little more than stare at a monitor and drool.
Probably because GFY trolls neglect to realize that posting for new clients once every few years isn't "often," and being exclusive to one client for many years while turning down new work often leads to fewer inquiries, unless new clients know you are available.
Will this be a chapter in your eBook?
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Did someone say the Magic word? eBook ??  
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