WOW - only 48 people went to see Jessica Simpsons new movie - worst flop ever!

**spunkmister** · 12-30-2007, 09:23 PM

she is pretty much big screen poison...she can't act worth a damn, and the "big titted blonde" thing only works for so long before someone younger comes along...wonder what the outcome would have been if it was a nation wide release.

**L-Pink** · 12-30-2007, 09:24 PM

Couldn't the producers see this after the first few days?

**shahab6** · 12-30-2007, 09:28 PM

Her movie was not good

**Drake** · 12-30-2007, 09:50 PM

lol

.....

**jollyperv** · 12-30-2007, 10:02 PM

Talentless fucktoy, nothing more

**shermo** · 12-30-2007, 10:41 PM

In other news, this is Andy Dick's highest grossing film to date!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0887719/

**J$tyle$** · 12-31-2007, 12:01 AM

http://www.dlisted.com/node/20518

Jessica Simpson's theatrical blockbuster "Blonde Ambition" managed to make around $1,200 this past weekend. Her movie opened on just 8 screens in Texas. That's about 50 clams a day for each screen which means 6 people showed up to each showing. In total around 150 actually showed total.

Unfortunately, it looks like Jessica Simpson didn't beat the record of the lowest-grossing film in history. Last year a movie called "Zyzzx Road" starring Katherine Heigl opened on one screen in Dallas. It made $30 total for one full weekend, but the bulk of its money came from its opening night which grossed the movie $20.

Ugh, Jessica can't even win the title of the lowest-gross film in history!

http://imdb.com/title/tt0429277/trivia

Trivia for
Zyzzyx Rd. (2006)

* Only opened in one theater (Highland Village Park Theater in Dallas, Texas) ran for six days, and amassed a final total of $20 (originally tallied as $30, but $10 was refunded to a member of the film's crew who paid to see the movie) in box office takings.

* The film's very limited release was a technical necessity to comply with Screen Actors Guild's regulations.

**tiger** · 12-31-2007, 12:53 AM

I'm shocked, 48 people paid to see that?

Guess its time for her to release a sex tape.

**pr0** · 12-31-2007, 01:20 AM

but she's fucking tony romo

who just got stomped by the redskins ; )

**mrwilson** · 12-31-2007, 01:24 AM

It might of had more chance of being a success if it had an original story line.
Same shit, different actors, like most films today.

**Sarah_Jayne** · 12-31-2007, 02:09 AM

I wasn't aware she even had a film ..which pretty much says it right there.

**Slap Dot** · 12-31-2007, 03:54 AM

She should do horror movies and show some tits.

It'll make the moolah.

**DEA - banned for life** · 12-31-2007, 03:57 AM

great flick ...cant wait for the dvd

**justFred** · 12-31-2007, 04:03 AM

bootlegging now!

...jk

**cranki** · 12-31-2007, 04:03 AM

haha, that should teach her a lesson

sextapes sell wayyyy better

**[ScreaM]** · 12-31-2007, 04:16 AM

I don't like Jessica Simpson.

**Manowar** · 12-31-2007, 04:18 AM

thats fucking terrible

**SexualDragon** · 12-31-2007, 04:39 AM

little does everyone know, those 48 are the only ones who heard about simpson giving them blowjobs for watching the movie

**ajrocks** · 12-31-2007, 05:15 AM

Tranny Alert!

**FredIsMe** · 12-31-2007, 05:19 AM

At least she created a new record.

**xmas13** · 12-31-2007, 05:24 AM

She is rich and beautiful, you are ugly and broke

**Phil** · 12-31-2007, 05:28 AM

Must have been all Tony Romo's family and friends at that theater

**florin** · 12-31-2007, 07:16 AM

Originally posted by jollyperv

Talentless fucktoy, nothing more

**Klen** · 12-31-2007, 07:46 AM

Who is Jessica Simpsons?

**Michaelious** · 12-31-2007, 07:48 AM

What a complete surprize!

WOW - only 48 people went to see Jessica Simpsons new movie - worst flop ever!

WOW - only 48 people went to see Jessica Simpsons new movie - worst flop ever!

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