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Every year I give my mother in a law a crazy list for Christmas.
This year I asked for a Walkman - You know, the cassette player.
Anything I need I just buy, so I don't need jack fucking shit. It's much more fun fucking with everyone instead.
I did ask for a special computer case. I have a Alienware M18x and it's fucking huge, and finding a carrying bag for it is difficult - they just don't make bags that big. But now I'm annoyed because I asked for it and now I have to wait till fucking Christmas instead of just going out and buying it myself.
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“The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.”
- Sarah Huckabee Sanders
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