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  • Halcyon
    Spread The Pink!
    • Dec 2002
    • 8609

    #1

    100 facts about Halcyon Pink

    http://www.100factsabout.com/Halcyon/Pink


    # Halcyon Pink doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
    # Halcyon Pink once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
    # The movie Ray is loosely based on the life of Halcyon Pink, only they substituted piano playing for eating toddlers, and blindness for the ability to fly.

    man, I love this site.
    HAL on TEDx:
  • Damian_Maxcash
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2002
    • 12745

    #2
    # Halcyon Pink once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

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    • Damian_Maxcash
      So Fucking Banned
      • Oct 2002
      • 12745

      #3
      *Damian Hill doesn't have a computer. Just a basement full of Asian kids that memorize numbers.

      http://www.100factsabout.com/damian/hill

      They have some god ones

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      • donkevlar
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2006
        • 4325

        #4
        Fact 101: Halycon should put on some fucking underwear
        [email protected]

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        • Damian_Maxcash
          So Fucking Banned
          • Oct 2002
          • 12745

          #5
          *Damian Hill once stated that he "doesn't wail on sissy boys." This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little do those pitiful fools know that Damian Hill was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on.

          Sorry Hal - didnt mean to hijak your thread

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          • Dirty F
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jul 2001
            • 59204

            #6
            There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Halcyon Pink is going to walk.

            Isnt that supposed 3 horsemen then?

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            • SteveLightspeed
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 7940

              #7
              "91. If at first you don't succeed, you must not be Steve Lightspeed. "
              Abra-cadabra!

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              • Halcyon
                Spread The Pink!
                • Dec 2002
                • 8609

                #8
                Halcyon Pink owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
                HAL on TEDx:

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                • kektex
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 1813

                  #9
                  1.Kektex was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
                  exgfmovies.com, exgfclips.com, datesx.com, gayboards.com and more!

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                  • Damian_Maxcash
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 12745

                    #10
                    # Damian Hill became a vegetarian not because he loves animals, but because he hates plants.

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                    • kektex
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 1813

                      #11
                      #Kektex beat a wall at tennis. Yes. A WALL.

                      hehehe this site is awesome
                      exgfmovies.com, exgfclips.com, datesx.com, gayboards.com and more!

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                      • PersianKitty
                        Meow Media Inc.
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 7785

                        #12
                        I love it!

                        Persian Kitty invented black. In fact, she invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Halcyon invented pink.

                        Persian Kitty does not believe that there are 50 states, only 2, because where ever she goes becomes a State of Emergency and whenever she leaves, she leaves a State of Destruction

                        Persian Kitty puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

                        Persian Kitty doesn't play "hide-and-seek." She plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

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                        • donkevlar
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 4325

                          #13
                          Wait a minute... these are all just stolen "Chuck Norris" jokes...
                          [email protected]

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                          • Halcyon
                            Spread The Pink!
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 8609

                            #14
                            Originally posted by donkevlar
                            Wait a minute... these are all just stolen "Chuck Norris" jokes...

                            Exactamundo! (it says that on the page somewhere.)
                            HAL on TEDx:

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                            • RAM
                              They're all hookers, but mom!
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 7047

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Damian_Maxcash
                              # Halcyon Pink once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.


                              That is GREAT
                              RAM



                              Fucking Machines are like CASH MACHINES


                              See RAM on these quality sites!!
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                              • NoWhErE
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Sep 2005
                                • 10595

                                #16
                                Originally posted by donkevlar
                                Wait a minute... these are all just stolen "Chuck Norris" jokes...

                                No shit sherlock.

                                and btw, they are from Chuck Norris, Bill Gates, Vin Diesel, Steve Jobs, Ron Paul and a few others
                                skype: lordofthecameltoe

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                                • yumma
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2007
                                  • 579

                                  #17
                                  great dude!
                                  naked teens finger bang big ass babes ass fucking

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                                  • papill0n
                                    Unregistered Abuser
                                    • Oct 2007
                                    • 15547

                                    #18
                                    haha cool!

                                    just don't put a space anywhere or it breaks

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                                    • kektex
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2005
                                      • 1813

                                      #19
                                      Kektex was born with the right to party. Unlike the rest of us, who have to fight for it.
                                      exgfmovies.com, exgfclips.com, datesx.com, gayboards.com and more!

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                                      • minddust
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2005
                                        • 2438

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Damian_Maxcash
                                        # Halcyon Pink once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.


                                        (post a la manowhore)

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                                        • SuzzyQ
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2006
                                          • 1557

                                          #21
                                          Halcyon Pink can drive at the speed of light, turn his head lights on and they actually work.

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                                          • CuriousToyBoy
                                            Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                            • Aug 2005
                                            • 16787

                                            #22
                                            That site is awesome !

                                            9. Curious Toyboy can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.

                                            ;-)
                                            Celebs
                                            Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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                                            • Klen
                                              • Aug 2006
                                              • 32234

                                              #23
                                              It seems they repeat facts,but they still are funny.
                                              "Onions do not make Klen Telaris cry. Klen Telaris makes onions crap themselves."

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                                              • Farang
                                                one sick puppy
                                                • Oct 2004
                                                • 11713

                                                #24
                                                Andrew does not sleep. He waits.
                                                fbm

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                                                • [ScreaM]
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                  • 1664

                                                  #25
                                                  # Halcyon Pink once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

                                                  ROTFLMAO!

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                                                  • FredIsMe
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                    • 2406

                                                    #26
                                                    Rip off of Chuck Norris facts. Decent though.

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