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  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
    Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
    • Jul 2004
    • 38323

    #1

    Have you ever invented anything?

    Calling all GFY inventors - have you ever invented anything?

    Well...have you?!?

    If so, share your great discovery here...











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  • borked
    Totally Borked
    • Feb 2005
    • 6284

    #2
    Yup, when I was in 6th form (17-18 yrs for non UK people), my physics project was to come up with something useful for society... my porject detailed a car sensor (front) that worked on sonar and worked for two purposes - primary purpose was to judge the distance between your car and the car in front and adjust your speed to maintain a safe driving distance and the second was to aid in parking based on the same physics/concept
    .
    I got a 1st in the marking and it was back in 1987. My A-level books that I have stored in the loft prove prior knowledge if I could ever be arsed to sue mercedes (I think that marketed this idea in 92 or thereabouts).

    Voila.

    Apart from that, I am always inventing, like today a way to get the most crooked christmas tree on earth to stand vertical.
    It is now vertical and beautiful in my lounge.

    And the kids love it.

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    • fatfoo
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      • Mar 2003
      • 27763

      #3
      They can't invent anything new. They will just copy other people.
      Send me an email: [email protected]

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      • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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        • Jul 2004
        • 38323

        #4
        Originally posted by fatfoo

        They can't invent anything new. They will just copy other people.






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        • wehateporn
          Promoting Debate on GFY
          • Apr 2007
          • 27176

          #5
          Only some terms for YouTube videos, I posted them up in 2007/2008 for some traffic, they got millions of views, now the terms I've used are very common...but nobody would ever believe it

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          • Cyber Fucker
            Hmm
            • Sep 2005
            • 12642

            #6
            I think I have a few inventions there but I won't share, sorry but no, they are not ready yet to be shared with the mankind

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            • DTK
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2002
              • 4546

              #7
              I invented the question mark.
              Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.

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              • VIXEN ESCORTS
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                • Oct 2003
                • 1103

                #8
                When I was about 9 or 10 I did wonder about if I could run towards somebody faster then the speed of light, could I look back at myself.........but then I did porn......and ATVOD came along.

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                • Struggle4Bucks
                  Sieg Hi!
                  • May 2011
                  • 3615

                  #9
                  I invented a 5.92%bounce-rate-website!
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                  • DTK
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 4546

                    #10
                    Originally posted by DTK
                    I invented the question mark.
                    Come on, somebody has to get the reference
                    Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.

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                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                      • Jul 2004
                      • 38323

                      #11
                      Originally posted by DTK

                      Come on, somebody has to get the reference
                      It's quite inconsequential really...where do I begin:





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                      • SilentKnight
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                        • Oct 2005
                        • 24818

                        #12
                        In Canada, genius does what it must:

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                        • seeandsee
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                          #13
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                          • DTK
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                            • Feb 2002
                            • 4546

                            #14
                            Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                            It's quite inconsequential really...where do I begin:



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                            good knowledge ADG


                            ps. chestnuts are lazy
                            Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.

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                            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                              • Jul 2004
                              • 38323

                              #15
                              Originally posted by DTK

                              good knowledge ADG


                              ps. chestnuts are lazy
                              AlienQ invented lazy chestnuts...



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                              • DTK
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                                • Feb 2002
                                • 4546

                                #16
                                Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                AlienQ invented lazy chestnuts...

                                YUCKY PICTURE DELETED

                                Everybody must be on their meds this year, 'cuz aside from the conspiracy kooks, most of the bipolar bunch have been relatively quiet this year.



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                                Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.

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                                • edgeprod
                                  Permanently Gone
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 10019

                                  #17
                                  Sure, plenty of stuff. Here's a fun one:

                                  http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=690834

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                                  • Tofu
                                    The Video Specialist
                                    • Jul 2003
                                    • 5615

                                    #18
                                    I wouldn't say I 'invented' it, but I was the first to have an internet radio station/podcast based solely on BBWS and the subculture.
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                                    • brassmonkey
                                      Pay It Forward
                                      • Sep 2005
                                      • 77397

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                      AlienQ invented lazy chestnuts...






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                                      • Double trouble
                                        So Fucking What?
                                        • Feb 2008
                                        • 22251

                                        #20
                                        I invented AlienQ

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                                        • JamesM
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                                          #21
                                          i wouldnt say invented but discovered a few things , which nobody knows yet.


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                                          • RyuLion
                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 32369

                                            #22


                                            Need I say more?

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                                            • Ad-Min
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                                              • Feb 2010
                                              • 655

                                              #23
                                              yes,the Ex Gf niche!

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                                              • fitzmulti
                                                I Like Depth Of Field!
                                                • Jan 2003
                                                • 14861

                                                #24
                                                Yep...but since it was for a company I worked for, the NDA keeps me from saying, because now it is "theirs".
                                                But I got the Benjamins for it back then, and that's all that matters!


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                                                • DatePoster
                                                  So Fucking What
                                                  • Mar 2011
                                                  • 1053

                                                  #25
                                                  I invented swag
                                                  Its raining white women, my prayers have been answered! Well she better move cause I been praying for a Cadillac

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                                                  • _Richard_
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Oct 2006
                                                    • 30991

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Twerk Tube
                                                    I invented swag
                                                    you're a middle class rapper singing about what's wrong with society?

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                                                    • DatePoster
                                                      So Fucking What
                                                      • Mar 2011
                                                      • 1053

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by _Richard_
                                                      you're a middle class rapper singing about what's wrong with society?
                                                      Yes. Yes I am
                                                      Its raining white women, my prayers have been answered! Well she better move cause I been praying for a Cadillac

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                                                      • CamKing
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Nov 2012
                                                        • 345

                                                        #28
                                                        i like poo

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                                                        • pornmasta
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jun 2006
                                                          • 20019

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by RyuLion


                                                          Need I say more?
                                                          you scare me

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                                                          • MaDalton
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                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                            • 39861

                                                            #30
                                                            i invented procrastination
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                                                            • CyberHustler
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                                                              • Feb 2006
                                                              • 28750

                                                              #31
                                                              I invented "PenusFlogger" and it's variant "PenisFlogger"

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                                                              • lucas131
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                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                • 11475

                                                                #32
                                                                i work i dont have time to invent anything

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                                                                • livexxx
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                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                  • 1201

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by DTK
                                                                  I invented the question mark.
                                                                  You merely deconstructed the Interrobang
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                                                                  • Webmaster Advertising
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                    • 1360

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Didnt some guy on GFY invent a frisbee a few years back? Anyone remember that?

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                                                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 38323

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Webmaster Advertising

                                                                      Didn't some guy on GFY invent a frisbee a few years back? Anyone remember that?
                                                                      Must be thinking of someone/something else...the Pluto Platter, as it was originally called, has been around quite awhile, and the inventor passed away a few years ago.



                                                                      Walter Fredick "Fred" Morrison (January 23, 1920 ? February 9, 2010) was an American inventor and entrepreneur, best known as the inventor of the Frisbee.


                                                                      In High School, I was a member of the Ultimate Frisbee Team (our team name was GOOFF...Grand Order of Frisbee Flyers).



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                                                                      • bronco67
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                                                                        • Dec 2006
                                                                        • 29032

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I invented the perfect technique for washing my asshole after a nasty Mexican dinner shit. I'm keeping it for myself.

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                                                                        • MaDalton
                                                                          I am Amazing Content!
                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                          • 39861

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                          Must be thinking of someone/something else...the Pluto Platter, as it was originally called, has been around quite awhile, and the inventor passed away a few years ago.







                                                                          In High School, I was a member of the Ultimate Frisbee Team (our team name was GOOFF...Grand Order of Frisbee Flyers).



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                                                                          nah, if you watched M*A*S*H you would know that Max Klinger invented the frisbee
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                                                                          • suesheboy
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                                                                            • Nov 2002
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Invented? Yes. patents, trademarks, contracts and copy writes didn't mean shit to the Chinese who stole my molds and sold it without me.
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                                                                            • NatalieK
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                                                                              • Apr 2010
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by VIXEN ESCORTS
                                                                              When I was about 9 or 10 I did wonder about if I could run towards somebody faster then the speed of light, could I look back at myself.........but then I did porn......and ATVOD came along.



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                                                                              • lucas131
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                                                                                • 11475

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by GspotProductions



                                                                                Atvod has left a few British online sites in cr*p



                                                                                How are you mate?
                                                                                have you just invented censored crap word?

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                                                                                • NatalieK
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                                                                                  • Apr 2010
                                                                                  • 20123

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  A friend of my fathers invented a flashing lolly pop stick. Very high in safety, it was even shown on "Tomorrows world". However, it was not licensed & the government didn't take it up. I reckon many accidents would have been saved over the years considering school children leave the UK in the dark through the winter months
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                                                                                  • NatalieK
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                                                                                    • 20123

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by lucas131
                                                                                    have you just invented censored crap word?
                                                                                    I do use it censored a lot! Hadn't noticed, must be used to doing it
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                                                                                    • JFK
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                                                      i invented procrastination
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                                                                                      • bhutocracy
                                                                                        Not making A Comeback
                                                                                        • Dec 2001
                                                                                        • 10218

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I invented the cellphone dildo about ten years ago... was interviewed on Opie and Anthony.. had it featured on the Graham Norton show etc.. Didn't make a lot of money though, I produced it locally instead of in china so it was far too expensive to sucessfully sell wholesale. Have several other more respectable inventions.

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                                                                                        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                          • 38323

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by bhutocracy

                                                                                          I invented the cellphone dildo about ten years ago... was interviewed on Opie and Anthony.. had it featured on the Graham Norton show etc.. Didn't make a lot of money though, I produced it locally instead of in china so it was far too expensive to sucessfully sell wholesale. Have several other more respectable inventions.
                                                                                          Dirty Danza invented the Beaver Bong if I recall correctly (too many lost brain cells to recollect exactly)...







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                                                                                          • Lykos
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                                                                                            • Apr 2003
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                            Dirty Danza invented the Beaver Bong if I recall correctly (too many lost brain cells to recollect exactly)...

                                                                                            This one rocks

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                                                                                            • John-ACWM
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                                                                                              • Nov 2008
                                                                                              • 20060

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude





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                                                                                              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                                                • 38323

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by John-ACWM
                                                                                                My reaction when I saw that picture...





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                                                                                                • DirtyDanza
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                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                                  Dirty Danza invented the Beaver Bong if I recall correctly (too many lost brain cells to recollect exactly)...







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                                                                                                  • Warren
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Yes "floating soap" worked on it for a while, but gave up to work on my line of dog sunglasses, so the idea never gained legs and just sank
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