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  • rogue employee
    So Fucking Banned
    • Dec 2007
    • 186

    #1

    Why is cooking so messy and smoky?

    I want to buy something that cooks meat and shit without making such a mess, and smoking up my apartment.

    Why is cooking so primitive? It's like being a cave man.
  • teg0
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2006
    • 4204

    #2
    microwave, but the quality is effected greatly

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    • fuzzylogic
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2004
      • 4796

      #3
      eat meat raw like i do.

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      • ShaveBucks
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2005
        • 467

        #4
        So now you're crying because cooking makes smoke?
        Holy crap. And here I thought Franck was the biggest whiner.

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        • fuzzylogic
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2004
          • 4796

          #5
          Originally posted by ShaveBucks
          So now you're crying because cooking makes smoke?
          Holy crap. And here I thought Franck was the biggest whiner.
          he is just opening lines of communication with us aliens.

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          • tranza
            ICQ: 197-556-237
            • Jun 2003
            • 57559

            #6
            Originally posted by fuzzylogic
            eat meat raw like i do.
            What he said...
            I'm just a newbie.

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            • rogue employee
              So Fucking Banned
              • Dec 2007
              • 186

              #7
              Originally posted by ShaveBucks
              So now you're crying because cooking makes smoke?
              Holy crap. And here I thought Franck was the biggest whiner.
              And you are crying about me crying.

              Get a life and stop following me around, loser.

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              • ShaveBucks
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2005
                • 467

                #8
                Originally posted by rogue employee
                And you are crying about me crying.

                Get a life and stop following me around, loser.
                Yes, I've noticed you twice now. Quite clearly, I have a large vested interest in your every movement.
                And I know your tears make it difficult to see clearly, but that's laughing, not crying. You're funny, in a pathetic sorta way.

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                • fuzzylogic
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 4796

                  #9
                  hey, was it one of you who stole my lunch money you jerks?

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                  • nico-t
                    emperor of my world
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 29901

                    #10
                    it has something to do with physics

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                    • sniperwolf
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 17743

                      #11
                      then don't cook! heh

                      you can always bought cooked food outside!
                      ~Accepting design works~

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                      • rogue employee
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 186

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ShaveBucks
                        Yes, I've noticed you twice now. Quite clearly, I have a large vested interest in your every movement.
                        And I know your tears make it difficult to see clearly, but that's laughing, not crying. You're funny, in a pathetic sorta way.
                        Why are you so stupid and boring?

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                        • DEA - banned for life
                          V.I.P.
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 7886

                          #13
                          this thread is useless ...


                          is this asshole even fucking webmaster?



                          BEAT IT YOU SURFER TROLL BITCH !

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                          • who
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Aug 2003
                            • 19593

                            #14
                            Originally posted by rogue employee
                            I want to buy something that cooks meat and shit without making such a mess, and smoking up my apartment.

                            Why is cooking so primitive? It's like being a cave man.
                            We're still very primitive. Hell, ever rubbed a piece of paper on your ass after you take a shit? It's so primitive that it's degrading!

                            MONKEYS - all of us.

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                            • ShaveBucks
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 467

                              #15
                              Originally posted by rogue employee
                              Why are you so stupid and boring?
                              Ooh, snappy! You sure got me!

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                              • HeadPimp
                                Bad Mo-Fo
                                • Jul 2001
                                • 2772

                                #16
                                How about improving your learning skills and your exhaust fan?

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                                • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                  WW4L
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 10581

                                  #17
                                  learn how to cook

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                                  • Jarmusch
                                     
                                    • May 2003
                                    • 12479

                                    #18
                                    Let me guess, you want to cook a meal for the cute 12yr neighbor?

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                                    • ztik
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 5196

                                      #19
                                      Thats what the fan above your stove is for?
                                      .

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                                      • rogue employee
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Dec 2007
                                        • 186

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by ztik
                                        Thats what the fan above your stove is for?
                                        It still doesnt get out all the smoke

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                                        • shekinah
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                                          • May 2006
                                          • 8452

                                          #21
                                          buy microwave oven, that simple:D

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                                          • EuroRev_Stacey
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                                            • Dec 2007
                                            • 811

                                            #22
                                            let's make love not war remember, it's Christmas time!
                                            EUROREVENUE.COM

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                                            • rogue employee
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Dec 2007
                                              • 186

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by shekinah
                                              buy microwave oven, that simple:D
                                              Naa, microwaved food turns out nasty.

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