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  • jimmy3way
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2001
    • 2508
    #201
    Originally posted by pr0
    Page #5 !?!?!?!?

    Whats all this talk about jazz?...nothing like some sweet jazz to get the ladies in the mood
    Jazz is okay, but some funky french experimental stuff is better...you ever heard of Esthero?

    Good bottle of wine + Esthero cd on the box = panties dropped.
    One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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      • Nina
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2002
        • 2687
        #202
        whew, I need to take a head count!

        So far, in the running are:

        some_idiot- for the Bat belt

        pr0- because he has a goat

        dirtyone- because he looks like Andy

        edmo- because I have no idea what he's talking about

        gothweb- for all those credentials!

        ScriptDude- 'computer services', need I say more?

        va2k- for his courage and the fact that he actually got a blow job

        g33k- for his sig

        did I miss anyone?

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          • jimmy3way
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2001
            • 2508
            #203
            Originally posted by Nina

            va2k- for his courage and the fact that he actually got a blow job

            g33k- for his sig

            did I miss anyone?
            Heck I got a blowjob between the time I started posting on this thread this morning and now.
            One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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              • gothweb
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2002
                • 8849
                #204
                I must win this contest! I must! Let's see how I can boost my position...

                Re: the Bat Belt... I used to carry on me, at all times, the following... HP RPN calculator, Apple Newton (original model) PDA, CD Walkman, one or two sci-fi novels, and my PowerBook.

                and, there's one more I can match...



                Does that help?

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                Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money.
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                  • NOTR
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 380
                    #205
                    Originally posted by Nina
                    whew, I need to take a head count!

                    So far, in the running are:

                    some_idiot- for the Bat belt

                    pr0- because he has a goat

                    dirtyone- because he looks like Andy

                    edmo- because I have no idea what he's talking about

                    gothweb- for all those credentials!

                    ScriptDude- 'computer services', need I say more?

                    va2k- for his courage and the fact that he actually got a blow job

                    g33k- for his sig

                    did I miss anyone?
                    Yup you missed me. Cause I make you feel all tingly inside... you know what I mean

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                      • Nina
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2002
                        • 2687
                        #206
                        I love it! I guess I should add, any actual sex or naked pictures will get extra points!

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                          • jimmy3way
                            Confirmed User
                            • Sep 2001
                            • 2508
                            #207
                            Anyway does being a dead ringer for Hollywood superstar Rick Moranis qualify me as a geek? I even bought some of those trendy dork glasses.

                            Last edited by jimmy3way; 07-14-2002, 09:19 AM.
                            One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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                              • jimmy3way
                                Confirmed User
                                • Sep 2001
                                • 2508
                                #208
                                Originally posted by Nina
                                I love it! I guess I should add, any actual sex or naked pictures will get extra points!
                                This contest is spiraling out of control. Dorks don't have actual sex.
                                One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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                                  • Nina
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 2687
                                    #209
                                    Originally posted by jimmy3way


                                    This contest is spiraling out of control. Dorks don't have actual sex.
                                    This is just the kind of sterotype we're trying to bring down.

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                                      • zip
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2001
                                        • 567
                                        #210
                                        hahaha

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                                          • zip
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 567
                                            #211
                                            ah wait... to late..

                                            how geeky

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                                              • evildick
                                                #212
                                                Originally posted by UnseenWorld


                                                Please tell me that was done with Photoshop.
                                                Actually if you look closely you might be able to see the Scotch tape all over his face. Also his missing arm is just tucked into his shirt. Mess up the hair and drink half a bottle of whiskey and 10+ beers and you have instant burn victim mutant mongoloid man.

                                                Stan Winston eat your heart out.

                                                Last edited by Guest; 07-14-2002, 09:23 AM.

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                                                  • jimmy3way
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                    • 2508
                                                    #213
                                                    Originally posted by Nina
                                                    And yes, when I first started my site was called thesmartestpornstar.com.
                                                    So what happened...Jenna Jameson email you a scan of her SAT's and threaten legal action?

                                                    Who is the CURRENT smartest pornstar?
                                                    One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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                                                      • pr0
                                                        rockin tha trailerpark
                                                        • May 2001
                                                        • 23088
                                                        #214
                                                        Originally posted by evildick


                                                        Actually if you look closely you might be able to see the Scotch tape all over his face. Also his missing arm is just tucked into his shirt. Mess up the hair and drink half a bottle of whiskey and 10+ beers and you have instant burn victim mutant mongoloid man.

                                                        Stan Winston eat your heart out.

                                                        __________
                                                        Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                                          • dirtyone
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                            • 3706
                                                            #215
                                                            Wow I can't believe I made the list... this is so cool?.but I know I am not nearly geeky enough so let me add a little more to my geek resume... I was in the band (played the trumpet) still have it in fact and can still play... I also took piano lessons for 4 years (can't play that anymore)... umm.... ooohhh I still have my Apple IIc and it works.... I love classical music and I am the guy that everybody calls to come hook up their stereo/computer/car speakers...last thing I am posting all of this on GFY... I think that?s pretty geeky in itself?sorry Nina no nudes on my end but I love yours

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                                                              • Nina
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Mar 2002
                                                                • 2687
                                                                #216
                                                                Originally posted by jimmy3way


                                                                So what happened...Jenna Jameson email you a scan of her SAT's and threaten legal action?

                                                                Who is the CURRENT smartest pornstar?

                                                                lol... no.

                                                                If you go to thesmartestpornstar.com you'll see it redirects to ninaknowsbest.com. I just decided for marketing purposes the word "pornstar' should be dropped.

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                                                                  • NOTR
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                                    • 380
                                                                    #217
                                                                    By far Nina is the geekiest so far, have you seen her pieces of writing? Hell it would take me a few essay sites to put together some of the stuff she does

                                                                    Yeah enough ass kissing eh? I'm just enjoying my members area




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                                                                      • jimmy3way
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                                        • 2508
                                                                        #218
                                                                        Originally posted by Nina



                                                                        lol... no.

                                                                        If you go to thesmartestpornstar.com you'll see it redirects to ninaknowsbest.com. I just decided for marketing purposes the word "pornstar' should be dropped.
                                                                        Funny that's actually what I was thinking...maybe you are the smartest uh..porn chick.
                                                                        One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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                                                                          • TheBigGuy
                                                                            Registered User
                                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                                            • 84
                                                                            #219
                                                                            Originally posted by evildick


                                                                            Actually if you look closely you might be able to see the Scotch tape all over his face. Also his missing arm is just tucked into his shirt. Mess up the hair and drink half a bottle of whiskey and 10+ beers and you have instant burn victim mutant mongoloid man.

                                                                            Stan Winston eat your heart out.

                                                                            This has to be the funniest anything I have ever seen on the net!!

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                                                                              • zip
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                • 567
                                                                                #220
                                                                                You must be new

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                                                                                  • some_idiot
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                                    • 1511
                                                                                    #221
                                                                                    Originally posted by Nina
                                                                                    whew, I need to take a head count!

                                                                                    So far, in the running are:

                                                                                    some_idiot- for the Bat belt



                                                                                    Still missing from the image is the Palm IIIx in the small
                                                                                    of my back.

                                                                                    From left to right;

                                                                                    Agenda VR3 Linux computer (developers edition)
                                                                                    RIM 957 web/email pager (3 years old no less)
                                                                                    Local cell phone (for "personal" calls)
                                                                                    MP3 player (all local bar bands)
                                                                                    World cell phone (with 416 number and a China number)
                                                                                    Homebrew 9600baud data radio with a 1 mile range
                                                                                    (I will make these for anyone that wants a set, $400usd for belt unit and home basestation)

                                                                                    ...Sorry guys , wife took the pics, but she won't suck
                                                                                    me off for the board.

                                                                                    This AVS pays my mortgage!

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                                                                                      • zip
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                                        • 567
                                                                                        #222
                                                                                        You're making quite a big deal of this eh?

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                                                                                          • some_idiot
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • May 2002
                                                                                            • 1511
                                                                                            #223
                                                                                            Originally posted by zip
                                                                                            You're making quite a big deal of this eh?
                                                                                            It's sunday and I'm bored... nothing to do but drink beer
                                                                                            and wait for everyone to return to work tomorrow morning
                                                                                            and start buying porn again.

                                                                                            I have so little... can't I get just bit carried away?

                                                                                            This AVS pays my mortgage!

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                                                                                              • TheBigGuy
                                                                                                Registered User
                                                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                                                • 84
                                                                                                #224
                                                                                                Originally posted by zip
                                                                                                You must be new
                                                                                                You must be Zippidy Do Daw! What's up old fellow?

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                                                                                                  • zip
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                                                    • 567
                                                                                                    #225
                                                                                                    It's all good

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                                                                                                      • TheBigGuy
                                                                                                        Registered User
                                                                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                                                                        • 84
                                                                                                        #226

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                                                                                                          • missypee
                                                                                                            Registered User
                                                                                                            • May 2002
                                                                                                            • 25
                                                                                                            #227
                                                                                                            I love you Nina




                                                                                                            <a href="http://www.nastydollars.com/?wm_refer=missygirl">Free Amateur Content</a>

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                                                                                                              • Nina
                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                • 2687
                                                                                                                #228
                                                                                                                Originally posted by missypee
                                                                                                                I love you Nina





                                                                                                                what a nice thing to say.

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                                                                                                                  • Nina
                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                    • 2687
                                                                                                                    #229
                                                                                                                    ok, time for the next pic...


                                                                                                                    <img src="http://www.ninaknowsbest.com/uploads/nerds5.jpg">

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                                                                                                                      • Va2k
                                                                                                                        I’m still alive barley.
                                                                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                        • 10060
                                                                                                                        #230
                                                                                                                        Oh god Nina If you ever need to find someone for another shoot hit me up

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                                                                                                                          • some_idiot
                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                            • May 2002
                                                                                                                            • 1511
                                                                                                                            #231
                                                                                                                            Ok the wife says I can a no face shot of her getting
                                                                                                                            stuffed on top of the Xyplex.

                                                                                                                            What's the geek factor to getting laid on a $70,000
                                                                                                                            piece of gear?

                                                                                                                            This AVS pays my mortgage!

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                                                                                                                              • pr0
                                                                                                                                rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                                                                                • May 2001
                                                                                                                                • 23088
                                                                                                                                #232
                                                                                                                                Nina i want more pictures!!!
                                                                                                                                __________
                                                                                                                                Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                                                                                                                  • NOTR
                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                    • 380
                                                                                                                                    #233
                                                                                                                                    MORE MORE MORE MORE

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                                                                                                                                      • Nina
                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                        • 2687
                                                                                                                                        #234
                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by some_idiot
                                                                                                                                        Ok the wife says I can a no face shot of her getting
                                                                                                                                        stuffed on top of the Xyplex.

                                                                                                                                        What's the geek factor to getting laid on a $70,000
                                                                                                                                        piece of gear?
                                                                                                                                        lol... I can't wait to see.

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                                                                                                                                          • Va2k
                                                                                                                                            I’m still alive barley.
                                                                                                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                            • 10060
                                                                                                                                            #235
                                                                                                                                            This is one of the best threads in a while

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                                                                                                                                              • some_idiot
                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                • May 2002
                                                                                                                                                • 1511
                                                                                                                                                #236



                                                                                                                                                This image complies with all known country and state
                                                                                                                                                laws. The gear involved in this shot is obsolete and of
                                                                                                                                                age as far as consumer electronics goes.

                                                                                                                                                Keep this image out of your "surfer" archives. The girl
                                                                                                                                                in this picture claims sole and total distribution rights.
                                                                                                                                                Rights granted for the display on GFY only.
                                                                                                                                                (She's shy boys and girls)

                                                                                                                                                Beat my geekiness (and that on the part of the girl that
                                                                                                                                                helped become the total geek I am) now!

                                                                                                                                                This AVS pays my mortgage!

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                                                                                                                                                  • Ace-Ace
                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                                                                                                    • 1863
                                                                                                                                                    #237
                                                                                                                                                    Wow...
                                                                                                                                                    JamPlay.com - Online, video-based guitar lessons

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                                                                                                                                                      • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
                                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                        • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                                        • 4751
                                                                                                                                                        #238
                                                                                                                                                        Do I make ya horny ?!?

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                                                                                                                                                          • TDF
                                                                                                                                                            Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                                                                                                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                                            • 27296
                                                                                                                                                            #239
                                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by jimmy3way


                                                                                                                                                            Jazz is okay, but some funky french experimental stuff is better...you ever heard of Esthero?

                                                                                                                                                            Good bottle of wine + Esthero cd on the box = panties dropped.

                                                                                                                                                            wow...I didnt know any of the GFY people listened to estero..my song is half a world away...good shit jimmy!
                                                                                                                                                            Sig heil

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                                                                                                                                                              • NOTR
                                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                                • 380
                                                                                                                                                                #240
                                                                                                                                                                Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
                                                                                                                                                                Do I make ya horny ?!?

                                                                                                                                                                Hell yeah

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                                                                                                                                                                  • SpyCam
                                                                                                                                                                    PoiSEO.com
                                                                                                                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                    • 1201
                                                                                                                                                                    #241
                                                                                                                                                                    I won't let use my photo for gay sites

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                                                                                                                                                                      • jimmy3way
                                                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                                                                        • 2508
                                                                                                                                                                        #242
                                                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by toodamnfli



                                                                                                                                                                        wow...I didnt know any of the GFY people listened to estero..my song is half a world away...good shit jimmy!
                                                                                                                                                                        Man, we need to break out of this geek thread and set up a baller thread.
                                                                                                                                                                        One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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                                                                                                                                                                          • zip
                                                                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                            • 567
                                                                                                                                                                            #243
                                                                                                                                                                            I'm in

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                                                                                                                                                                              • edmo
                                                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                • 359
                                                                                                                                                                                #244
                                                                                                                                                                                Originally posted by some_idiot
                                                                                                                                                                                Ok the wife says I can a no face shot of her getting
                                                                                                                                                                                stuffed on top of the Xyplex.

                                                                                                                                                                                What's the geek factor to getting laid on a $70,000
                                                                                                                                                                                piece of gear?
                                                                                                                                                                                There is no geek factor to cheap, old ass hardware. That may have been a $70,000 box way back in like 1992 but it's worth around $80 now. My USRobotics dsl router can route packets better and faster than your Xyplex. Why are you adding an extra hop in your house anyway? I cannot for the life of me understand why you'd be impressed by a flea market box and not a Juniper. Maybe you're allergic to Sonet.

                                                                                                                                                                                http://search.ebay.com/search/search...ry=xyplex+9000

                                                                                                                                                                                Nina, I'll teach you whatever you want to know about networking technologies even if I don't win.

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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jakke PNG
                                                                                                                                                                                    ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                                                                                                                    • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                    • 20306
                                                                                                                                                                                    #245
                                                                                                                                                                                    This thread really spooks me,
                                                                                                                                                                                    I allways thought I was weird.
                                                                                                                                                                                    What a bunch of clowns!




                                                                                                                                                                                    ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                                                                                                                      • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
                                                                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                        • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                        • 4751
                                                                                                                                                                                        #246
                                                                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by NOTR


                                                                                                                                                                                        Hell yeah
                                                                                                                                                                                        You can sweet talk me all ya want Beeyatch ... I am not gonna drop my price for yer site !!!
                                                                                                                                                                                        Last edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=-; 07-14-2002, 01:23 PM.

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                                                                                                                                                                                          • some_idiot
                                                                                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                            • May 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                            • 1511
                                                                                                                                                                                            #247
                                                                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by edmo


                                                                                                                                                                                            There is no geek factor to cheap, old ass hardware. That may have been a $70,000 box way back in like 1992 but it's worth around $80 now. My USRobotics dsl router can route packets better and faster than your Xyplex. Why are you adding an extra hop in your house anyway? I cannot for the life of me understand why you'd be impressed by a flea market box and not a Juniper. Maybe you're allergic to Sonet.

                                                                                                                                                                                            http://search.ebay.com/search/search...ry=xyplex+9000

                                                                                                                                                                                            Nina, I'll teach you whatever you want to know about networking technologies even if I don't win.
                                                                                                                                                                                            Well, 1996... and I'll put your DSL router up to the
                                                                                                                                                                                            20 gig backplane any day.

                                                                                                                                                                                            ... put your dick and your girlfriends pussy
                                                                                                                                                                                            where your keyboard is.

                                                                                                                                                                                            Peace!

                                                                                                                                                                                            This AVS pays my mortgage!

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                                                                                                                                                                                              • NOTR
                                                                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                • 380
                                                                                                                                                                                                #248
                                                                                                                                                                                                Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-


                                                                                                                                                                                                You can sweet talk me all ya want Beeyatch ... I am not gonna drop my price for yer site !!!
                                                                                                                                                                                                WHo say's I was sweet talkin ya

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Nina
                                                                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                    • 2687
                                                                                                                                                                                                    #249
                                                                                                                                                                                                    ok, hungryman and spycam are both on the list.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    And TeenGodFather, I have to put you on there too, only because I've had this secret crush on you and your design should have ranked way higher in the contest-I-will-not-name.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • edmo
                                                                                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • 359
                                                                                                                                                                                                        #250
                                                                                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by some_idiot


                                                                                                                                                                                                        Well, 1996... and I'll put your DSL router up to the
                                                                                                                                                                                                        20 gig backplane any day.

                                                                                                                                                                                                        ... put your dick and your girlfriends pussy
                                                                                                                                                                                                        where your keyboard is.

                                                                                                                                                                                                        Peace!
                                                                                                                                                                                                        You'd have to plug it in to compete with mine. Last time I checked your picture of the Xyplex on the first page the only port hooked up was the console port. I'd be using it as a table too. If you need help configuring it there might be some manuals on ebay.

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