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  • xenigo
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 8067
    #1

    Wife wants a new apron...

    I asked her why. She said it's because the only apron we own was purchased for use as a porn prop. It's not like someone jizzed all over it...

    Women are strange.
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    • L-Pink
      working on my tan
      • Mar 2005
      • 39151
      #2
      She didn't buy the "It's just a ranch dressing stain" explanation did she?

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        • candyflip
          Carpe Visio
          • Jul 2002
          • 43069
          #3
          Don't you shoot black guys jacking off? I wouldn't want that apron anywhere near me either.

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            • xenigo
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2001
              • 8067
              #4
              Originally posted by L-Pink
              She didn't buy the "It's just a ranch dressing stain" explanation did she?
              Haha... It looks brand new. And the chick who wore it was super hot...

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                • xenigo
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 8067
                  #5
                  Originally posted by candyflip
                  Don't you shoot black guys jacking off? I wouldn't want that apron anywhere near me either.
                  It's been a few years since I've shot any thugs. Last time I shot one, I asked him to refer some friends. He said "my friends probably wouldn't need the money since they do car jackings and home invasions full-time." That was when I stopped shooting them. Life preservation strategy, so to speak...

                  The past few years have been spent shooting hairy girls for WeAreHairy and ATK... although it's been over a year since I've done any shooting.

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                    • slavdogg
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 3570
                      #6
                      how do you hunt for hairy girls ??
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                        • xenigo
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 8067
                          #7
                          Originally posted by slavdogg
                          how do you hunt for hairy girls ??
                          Street corners... the ones holding the signs that say "Traveling... Need some change." I give them some "change", figuratively speaking. And Whole Foods... You know, the usual sources.

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                            • sandman!
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                              • Mar 2001
                              • 15431
                              #8
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                                • Mr Pheer
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 22083
                                  #9
                                  Man if the wife wants a new apron, you get her a new apron.

                                  Same as with a new frying pan, or vacuum cleaner, or a mop.

                                  Dont ask questions, just get her a new one.

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                                    • EliteWebmaster
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2010
                                      • 3992
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Mr Pheer
                                      Man if the wife wants a new apron, you get her a new apron.

                                      Same as with a new frying pan, or vacuum cleaner, or a mop.

                                      Dont ask questions, just get her a new one.
                                      Agreed, just be grateful she didn't ask for a new car, new Hermes handbag, or new house

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                                        • xenigo
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 8067
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by EliteWebmaster
                                          Agreed, just be grateful she didn't ask for a new car, new Hermes handbag, or new house
                                          Since I'm the house husband, I'm the one who wants the new car, Tumi leather satchel, and new house ;)

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                                            • John-ACWM
                                              Work Work Work
                                              • Nov 2008
                                              • 20060
                                              #12
                                              yes, don't mix those!

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                                                • brassmonkey
                                                  Pay It Forward
                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                  • 77397
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by candyflip
                                                  Don't you shoot black guys jacking off? I wouldn't want that apron anywhere near me either.
                                                  any other guy its ok?
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                                                    • _Richard_
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                      • 30991
                                                      #14
                                                      doesn't sound so strange to me lol

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                                                        • Zuzana Designs
                                                          All Your Design Needs
                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 20899
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by xenigo
                                                          Haha... It looks brand new. And the chick who wore it was super hot...
                                                          Maybe that's why

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                                                            • Sam - Mr. Skin
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • Feb 2010
                                                              • 1688
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Mr Pheer
                                                              Man if the wife wants a new apron, you get her a new apron.

                                                              Same as with a new frying pan, or vacuum cleaner, or a mop.

                                                              Dont ask questions, just get her a new one.

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                                                                • Sam - Mr. Skin
                                                                  Registered User
                                                                  • Feb 2010
                                                                  • 1688
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by xenigo
                                                                  Street corners... the ones holding the signs that say "Traveling... Need some change." I give them some "change", figuratively speaking. And Whole Foods... You know, the usual sources.
                                                                  Whole Foods...brilliant!

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                                                                    • Elli
                                                                      Reach for those stars!
                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                      • 17991
                                                                      #18
                                                                      FlirtyAprons.com has super cute ones
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                                                                        • JP-pornshooter
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                                          • 4007
                                                                          #19
                                                                          is it this one?
                                                                          cant promise it was not jizzed upon.
                                                                          "Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection." -- Author Unknown

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                                                                            • Sid70
                                                                              Downshifter
                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                              • 16413
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Nekkid wearing an apron = winning! Spam away.
                                                                              Русня, идите нахуй!

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                                                                                • Spunky
                                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                  • 133986
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Don't do it,next she will want new shoes or a dress..it's a trick

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