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  • DjiXas
    So Fucking Banned
    • Sep 2007
    • 1108

    #1

    Wife disagrees to swallof cum?

    Do like this

    A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard.
  • Farang
    one sick puppy
    • Oct 2004
    • 11713

    #2
    fbm

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    • sicone
      Retired
      • Jan 2004
      • 18453

      #3
      That joke is older then the wood they nailed Jesus to.

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      • J.P.
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2004
        • 689

        #4
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        • Iron Fist
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2006
          • 23400

          #5
          Originally posted by sicone
          That joke is older then the wood they nailed Jesus to.
          i like waffles

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          • u-Bob
            there's no $$$ in porn
            • Jul 2005
            • 33063

            #6
            old but still funny

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            • SomeCreep
              :glugglug
              • Mar 2003
              • 26118

              #7
              uhm, oldie but goodie. I guess.

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              • BaldBishop
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2005
                • 2115

                #8

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                • tony299
                  lurker
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 57021

                  #9
                  thats very funny.

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                  • Redmanthatcould
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 2771

                    #10
                    Originally posted by sicone
                    That joke is older then the wood they nailed Jesus to.


                    Brilliant!

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                    • Spunky
                      I need a beer
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 133978

                      #11
                      Lol..they all love the taste

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                      • pornask
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 6518

                        #12
                        Now he just needs to find the way to get her tripple finger her ass

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                        • st0ned
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 8437

                          #13
                          Haha, good one.
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                          • bobby666
                            boots are my religion
                            • Nov 2005
                            • 21765

                            #14
                            soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo old
                            first heared 1977

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                            • Cash
                              Click on my TCG signature
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 20825

                              #15
                              hehe, I bet it's disgusting for many women
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                              • Vick!
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2005
                                • 6882

                                #16
                                lolz .. thats funny..
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                                • VeriSexy
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                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 25463

                                  #17
                                  lol...................
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                                  • Sosa
                                    In Tushy Land
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 40149

                                    #18
                                    haha nice

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                                    • pussyluver
                                      Clueless OleMan
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 11009

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Cash
                                      hehe, I bet it's disgusting for many women
                                      sadly, true! but not all

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                                      • alpinemelonman
                                        Registered User
                                        • Dec 2007
                                        • 33

                                        #20
                                        Pretty funny!

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