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12-23-2007, 05:54 PM

My son called to inform me that he and his new bride were in the general vicinity having dinner with her dad, and they wanted to come over afterwards.

No problem.

He also said he wanted me to give her her first ride on a Harley.

No problem . . . well as far as I am concerned anyway.

Evidently, she was a little worried about riding on the freeway. My son (and I) assured her that she had nothing to worry about.

She agreed but said, "if I like it too much, your dad may have to give you one of his bikes."

I take that to mean I need to scare the crap out of her . . . right?
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12-23-2007, 05:56 PM

Find a lot of high speed truck traffic.
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12-23-2007, 06:07 PM

Originally posted by L-Pink

Find a lot of high speed truck traffic.

May be a little difficult on a Sunday evening.
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12-23-2007, 06:15 PM

........u r going to hit the traffic m8

If you really want to scare the livin' cr@p out of her ..... take her on a speed ride from beverly to studio city through coldwater canyon ...that should do the trick

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12-23-2007, 06:21 PM

just split lanes, she'll be done.
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12-23-2007, 09:54 PM

Originally posted by aico

just split lanes, she'll be done.

She was requesting xanex, so I guess I don't have to give my son one of my bikes.
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12-24-2007, 12:32 AM

Buy a fifth of thunderbird, and as she hops on let it drop and break.

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12-24-2007, 12:35 AM

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Buy a fifth of thunderbird, and as she hops on let it drop and break.

Maybe i'm getting old, but this looks like english, yet I have no fucking clue what you just said...

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12-24-2007, 12:36 AM

She was obviously joking.
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12-24-2007, 12:43 AM

white line treatment is in order - on a hawg that would be an interesting backseater for sure - have fun but be safe
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12-24-2007, 12:51 AM

Originally posted by sharphead

Maybe i'm getting old, but this looks like english, yet I have no fucking clue what you just said...

Thunderbird is a cheap low class alcoholic liquor. he said that he wanted to scare her..it means...oh never mind.
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12-24-2007, 01:29 AM

Originally posted by qxm

........u r going to hit the traffic m8

If you really want to scare the livin' cr@p out of her ..... take her on a speed ride from beverly to studio city through coldwater canyon ...that should do the trick

lol funny picture.
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12-24-2007, 02:02 AM

Wow.. Nice to see she takes an interest in bikes!
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12-24-2007, 02:05 AM

Originally posted by baddog

She was requesting xanex, so I guess I don't have to give my son one of my bikes.

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12-24-2007, 02:24 AM

the only choice needed in this situation is how hard you laugh at her

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12-24-2007, 02:44 AM

Originally posted by baddog

She was requesting xanex, so I guess I don't have to give my son one of my bikes.

Mission accomplished.
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12-24-2007, 10:06 AM

Originally posted by Bojangles

Mission accomplished.
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12-24-2007, 10:18 AM

Originally posted by Jet

She was obviously joking.

Or just a money-hungry succubus.

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12-24-2007, 10:21 AM

she'll have a blast :D

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12-24-2007, 10:21 AM

A bike would be a nice anniversary gift.
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12-24-2007, 10:35 AM

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She was requesting xanex, so I guess I don't have to give my son one of my bikes.

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12-24-2007, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by tony404

A bike would be a nice anniversary gift.

I hope that was a hint to Mandy, because I don't really see myself giving out $20k anniversary presents anytime soon.
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12-24-2007, 10:40 AM

What I find amusing Lloyd is that you love your kids that much you'd probably give up the bike in a heartbeat if it aided their continued happiness.

It'd hurt, but you'd do it just the same.

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12-24-2007, 10:44 AM

just pop a wheelie at 120 in rush hour traffic. that should do the trick
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12-24-2007, 10:44 AM

Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy

What I find amusing Lloyd is that you love your kids that much you'd probably give up the bike in a heartbeat if it aided their continued happiness.

It'd hurt, but you'd do it just the same.

Merry Christmas buddy ;-)

Well, I am a little torn on that subject. In fact I was telling my son a few weeks ago that if I died he could not have any of my bikes because I would not want him to end up joining me as a result of killing himself on one of them.

He plans on taking MSF training in 2008, so we will cross that bridge when we get to it.

And Merry Christmas to you and yours Lindsay.
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12-24-2007, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by JD

just pop a wheelie at 120 in rush hour traffic. that should do the trick

This isn't really conducive to wheelies.
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12-24-2007, 10:48 AM

I have ridden since a turning 16 and getting my ninja 250 working my way up to a gsxr750 while stationed at FT Stewart. Got rid of it though when i got back to the crazy streets of florida. Since then I have known two close freinds to pass while riding a bike. One was killed by his own freind driving a car on his street. Most people die on bikes because of other drivers. Doesnt really matter if you can ride well or not anymore.

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12-24-2007, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by baddog

This isn't really conducive to wheelies.

hmm... if you pull up REALLY hard it might work
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12-24-2007, 11:04 AM

Originally posted by notoldschool

Doesnt really matter if you can ride well or not anymore.

You are an idiot.

Originally posted by JD

hmm... if you pull up REALLY hard it might work

Yeah, with a tow truck.
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12-24-2007, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by baddog

This isn't really conducive to wheelies.

or rush hour traffic.
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12-24-2007, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by baddog

You are an idiot.

Yeah, with a tow truck.

Why am I an idiot fuck face. One of my freinds was an avid rider for 15 years and belonged to multiple bike clubs yet that didnt help him when the old man pulled his car in front of him from a mall parking lot.

Like i said, it does not matter if you are a good rider or not.

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12-24-2007, 12:19 PM

Originally posted by notoldschool

Why am I an idiot fuck face.

Genetics?
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12-24-2007, 12:20 PM

Originally posted by baddog

My son called to inform me that he and his new bride were in the general vicinity having dinner with her dad, and they wanted to come over afterwards.

No problem.

He also said he wanted me to give her her first ride on a Harley.

No problem . . . well as far as I am concerned anyway.

Evidently, she was a little worried about riding on the freeway. My son (and I) assured her that she had nothing to worry about.

She agreed but said, "if I like it too much, your dad may have to give you one of his bikes."

I take that to mean I need to scare the crap out of her . . . right?

Some would say your a fucking tard for thinking your skill on a motercycle is enough to protect someones daughter. If it was my daughter I would come over and stomp a mud hole in you and your sons ass.

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12-24-2007, 12:21 PM

Originally posted by baddog

Genetics?

You got me.

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12-24-2007, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by notoldschool

Why am I an idiot fuck face. One of my freinds was an avid rider for 15 years and belonged to multiple bike clubs yet that didnt help him when the old man pulled his car in front of him from a mall parking lot.

Like i said, it does not matter if you are a good rider or not.

Very true. My one (and only) motorcycle accident was riding with someone who had ridden bikes almost all his life. When a car took a left in front of us ("I didn't see them") and he dropped the bike instead of hitting her, he saved both our lives. Broke the shit out of my leg and I had 3 surgeries and some awesome scars, but the alternative was a lot worse.

It's not the rider, it's everyone else. Personally I won't ride again because of that but before then, the only time I rode was out in rural areas just because of stuff like this.
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12-24-2007, 01:13 PM

Originally posted by notoldschool

Some would say your a fucking tard for thinking your skill on a motercycle is enough to protect someones daughter. If it was my daughter I would come over and stomp a mud hole in you and your sons ass.

Hey, don't let the fact that you can't sire children stop you.

Just as a side note, her dad was there when I picked her up. In fact, at their wedding he was hinting around that since we are "family" now, I should let him borrow one of my bikes.
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12-24-2007, 01:19 PM

If you can ride like this she will never get on a bike again. Ever.

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12-24-2007, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by RageCash-Ben

If you can ride like this she will never get on a bike again. Ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAVVBjrTu0w

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12-24-2007, 03:43 PM

or..it probably means you'll be seeing your son and your daughter-in-law more often, which could be a good or bad thing

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12-24-2007, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by RP Fade

or..it probably means you'll be seeing your son and your daughter-in-law more often, which could be a good or bad thing

Would have to chalk that up in the good column.
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12-24-2007, 06:44 PM

I always found a lil front wheel slide thru small patches of tranny fluid spilled on the road was enough to reconsider riding a bike ever again...lol
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12-24-2007, 07:00 PM

happy new years, and merry xmas...
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12-24-2007, 07:11 PM

Hope she had a good time

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