Never get married, you wont get this!

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  • Sid70
    Downshifter
    • Dec 2002
    • 16413

    #1

    Never get married, you wont get this!

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  • Iron Fist
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2006
    • 23400

    #2
    i like waffles

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    • viroman
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2006
      • 785

      #3
      Originally posted by kievdesign
      brbrbr lol didnt understand ur post
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      • pornask
        So Fucking Banned
        • Aug 2006
        • 6518

        #4
        somebody should punch the fag in face so he shuts the fuck up...

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        • Socks
          Confirmed User
          • May 2002
          • 8475

          #5
          And you won't get this!

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          • Mutt
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Sep 2002
            • 34431

            #6
            Originally posted by Socks
            And you won't get this!


            yeah and how many guys have that in the kitchen? under 1%.
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            • Scott McD
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Nov 2002
              • 67792

              #7
              Marriage = No sex. (unless you go fuck someone else)


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              • ultimatebbwdotcom
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2006
                • 591

                #8
                Marriage with no sex means you both fucked up choosing the person you shackled yourself to for life....
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                • woj
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                  • Jul 2002
                  • 47880

                  #9
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                  • Pornwolf
                    Drunk and Unruly
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 22712

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ultimatebbwdotcom
                    Marriage with no sex means you both fucked up choosing the person you shackled yourself to for life....
                    95% of men must really be making some fucked up choices because that's how many aren't getting any from their wives.
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                    • Spunky
                      I need a beer
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 133978

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Socks
                      And you won't get this!
                      Women with knives scare me

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                      • sj_swank
                        Registered User
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 55

                        #12
                        depends who you marry
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                        • PSSuperstars
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2006
                          • 1477

                          #13
                          5 Years into the marriage...
                          And we still fuck like bunnies.. toys and everything

                          The key is to NOT expect her to put out if you expect her to give you a baby. If she's running around with a toddler all day.. it takes more than a normal round of foreplay to get a chick going...

                          No Kid Marriages = LOTS of SEX

                          With Kid Marriages = Lots of Foreplay NEEDED.

                          By that I mean, getting her flowers, doing the dishes... telling her you appreciate what she does... finding a babysitter.. drawing a bath... telling her she looked pretty the day before (even if she didn't)... and then rubbing/touching her lightly.. relaxing her...

                          Then you will get ass whenever you want it

                          Non asshole men with children get lots of sex.

                          Asshole men who just want to stick it in, get nada.

                          If you're nice and she still doesn't give it to you... Your dicks too small and she prefers her rabbit... or maybe just maybe she's got a hormone imbalance...
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                          • Persius
                            Tap into MOBILE!
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 11779

                            #14
                            bahhhhhh

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                            • tony299
                              lurker
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 57021

                              #15
                              Im married 8 yrs and we still do all kinds of kinky shit. I think its the kids that throws cold water on the whole sex thing not the act of getting married. Also if someone gets married to someone they really dont want to be with forever,they have no one to blame but themselves.

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                              • nosey
                                Talk Hard
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 14413

                                #16
                                Originally posted by sj_swank
                                depends who you marry

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                                • 2012
                                  So Fucking What
                                  • Jul 2006
                                  • 17189

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by nosey
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                                  • G-Rotica
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2005
                                    • 4258

                                    #18
                                    Married going on 23 years. I still get 2 chicks at once. Swinging is fun, especially since my wife digs chicks.

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                                    • Cash
                                      Click on my TCG signature
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 20825

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by PSSuperstars
                                      5 Years into the marriage...
                                      And we still fuck like bunnies.. toys and everything

                                      The key is to NOT expect her to put out if you expect her to give you a baby. If she's running around with a toddler all day.. it takes more than a normal round of foreplay to get a chick going...

                                      No Kid Marriages = LOTS of SEX

                                      With Kid Marriages = Lots of Foreplay NEEDED.

                                      By that I mean, getting her flowers, doing the dishes... telling her you appreciate what she does... finding a babysitter.. drawing a bath... telling her she looked pretty the day before (even if she didn't)... and then rubbing/touching her lightly.. relaxing her...

                                      Then you will get ass whenever you want it

                                      Non asshole men with children get lots of sex.

                                      Asshole men who just want to stick it in, get nada.

                                      If you're nice and she still doesn't give it to you... Your dicks too small and she prefers her rabbit... or maybe just maybe she's got a hormone imbalance...
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