Winning Friends and Influencing People - The Donny Long Story [WATERMARKS]
The Donny Long formula for success
Step 1: Find ugly models with totally wrecked features.
Step 2: Take shitty pics of them.
Step 3: Watermark.
and Watermark again.
seriously people.
Watermark.
Step 4: Then post these "samples" on gfy.
As people criticise you, your photography, your models and your perfectly ugly and distracting watermarks, start instantly calling people assholes and cocksuckers.
This is the key step to generating new business, winning friends and influencing people.
As the bashing continues, start telling everyone that they're just "jealous" that they aren't a low rent, bi-polar, self imploding moron with zero social skills or business sense such as yourself
Step 5: Get Banned.
Step 6: Apologize for being a total retard... BUT take no responsibility for your behavior. Offer a standard 5th grade, "i only acted liike this because they made me" type explanation.
Step 7: Muster all your strength and energy and try to act normal for 16-18 seconds
Step 8: Go back to step 1
Step 9: Repeat until you are rich or end up beaten to death by a customer, client, model, your drug dealer or one of the 200 people you tell to fuck off each day.
Step 1: Find ugly models with totally wrecked features.
Step 2: Take shitty pics of them.
Step 3: Watermark.
and Watermark again.
seriously people.
Watermark.
Step 4: Then post these "samples" on gfy.
As people criticise you, your photography, your models and your perfectly ugly and distracting watermarks, start instantly calling people assholes and cocksuckers.
This is the key step to generating new business, winning friends and influencing people.
As the bashing continues, start telling everyone that they're just "jealous" that they aren't a low rent, bi-polar, self imploding moron with zero social skills or business sense such as yourself
Step 5: Get Banned.
Step 6: Apologize for being a total retard... BUT take no responsibility for your behavior. Offer a standard 5th grade, "i only acted liike this because they made me" type explanation.
Step 7: Muster all your strength and energy and try to act normal for 16-18 seconds
Step 8: Go back to step 1
Step 9: Repeat until you are rich or end up beaten to death by a customer, client, model, your drug dealer or one of the 200 people you tell to fuck off each day.
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