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  • k0nr4d
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2006
    • 9231

    #1

    chuck norris is suddenly alot less awesome

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071222/...ris_lawsuit_dc

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  • dynastoned
    mmm yeah!
    • Feb 2005
    • 5061

    #2
    what a fucking douche. lolll

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    • spunkmister
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2006
      • 1362

      #3
      if it wasn't for the websites he would have been forgotten about years ago...he should be paying them for keeping him somewhat relevant in todays culture

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      • jpwhits
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2004
        • 1045

        #4
        He just wants to get his fair share of the moneys. I doubt hes in high demand anymore unless its to go on chat shows and talk about Chuck Norris facts anyway.
        ))<>((

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        • Violetta
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          • Jul 2004
          • 28735

          #5
          Originally posted by spunkmister
          if it wasn't for the websites he would have been forgotten about years ago...he should be paying them for keeping him somewhat relevant in todays culture
          true,...
          I thought he found it cool and funny. No he just sucks
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          • digifan
            The Profiler
            • Oct 2002
            • 14618

            #6
            But it sounds silly indeed, to cure cancer with his tears.
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            • KRosh
              So Fucking Outlawed
              • Nov 2001
              • 5114

              #7
              Here is a FACT


              Chuck Norris' toupee keeps his head warm!!!

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              • CunningStunt
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2006
                • 5594

                #8
                I'm surprised GFY doesn't have a chuckbot. damn those are so lame.

                Bruce Lee kicked his ass, and that should have been his career ended, now we have this crud.

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                • nico-t
                  emperor of my world
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 29901

                  #9
                  "Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard."

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                  • Bojangles
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 5419

                    #10
                    That's gay.

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                    • Emil
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 5655

                      #11
                      ...It includes such humorous "facts" as "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried" and "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits," the suit said....

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                      • StuartD
                        Sofa King Band
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 29903

                        #12
                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8QAeoFdM5g
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                        • StuartD
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                          • Jul 2002
                          • 29903

                          #13
                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA
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                          • who
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Aug 2003
                            • 19593

                            #14
                            Well honestly, it has gone too far. A lot of it is damaging to him personally. He's doing this to make sure it doesn't keep going and really turn out nasty.

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                            • evildick

                              #15
                              This isn't about them damaging him by spreading "lies", he is just pissed that someone is selling a book that's probably going to make a good chunk of change and he has been left out of the picture entirely.

                              I don't know, but I think if someone sold a book entirely about me and I never received a single penny from it, I would probably unleash the lawyers too.

                              Most likely there will be an out of court settlement and the book will continue to be published and they will both be happy.

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                              • JFK
                                FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                • Jan 2002
                                • 67369

                                #16
                                Wonder where I can get a book

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                                • tony299
                                  lurker
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 57021

                                  #17
                                  this should be interesting because you not supposed to be able to sue satire. If he wins,it could be very scary for comedy.
                                  This is what the whole supreme court thing with Larry Flynt was about.
                                  Also I didnt know he is a religious wacko,found that out watching a news program.

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                                  • BLUE RIBBON
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • May 2007
                                    • 60

                                    #18
                                    chuck was never awesome.

                                    i hate that lame fuck and I always have hated that lame fucker.

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                                    • LauraLee
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 3821

                                      #19
                                      Wow, this tool now has 2 strikes against him.
                                      1) As some have already pointed out- he should be thanking the sites and books for keeping his name in current conversation
                                      2) I was sent a video a little while back where him and his wife are harping on about how we need to bring Christ back into schools blah blah WTF!

                                      Well FUCK CHUCK, I have a new hero....Weng Weng!!!

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                                      • Iron Fist
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Dec 2006
                                        • 23400

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by BLUE RIBBON
                                        chuck was never awesome.

                                        i hate that lame fuck and I always have hated that lame fucker.
                                        i like waffles

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                                        • dig420
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2001
                                          • 9240

                                          #21
                                          lol he's a conservative, of course he has no sense of humor. Have you ever seen his TV show?

                                          That doesn't make the jokes any less funny

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                                          • dig420
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • May 2001
                                            • 9240

                                            #22
                                            If you substitute the name Rickson Gracie for Chuck Norris the jokes are still funny, but the guy you're talking about is super cool as well.

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                                            • StuartD
                                              Sofa King Band
                                              • Jul 2002
                                              • 29903

                                              #23
                                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIgey9NLdhk
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                                              • notoldschool
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Aug 2007
                                                • 5687

                                                #24
                                                Id put Chuck to sleep with a rear naked choke.
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                                                • DWB
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 31779

                                                  #25
                                                  Chuck Norris' family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong.

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                                                  • CDSmith
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • May 2001
                                                    • 51460

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by dig420
                                                    If you substitute the name Rickson Gracie for Chuck Norris the jokes are still funny, but the guy you're talking about is super cool as well.
                                                    No man with the name Gracie will ever be Chuck Norris tough.

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