Achmed The Dead Terrorist - Jingle bombs

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  • RayBonga
    too cool for highschool
    • Nov 2005
    • 12164

    #1

    Achmed The Dead Terrorist - Jingle bombs

    Merry Xmas everyone

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/988874...istmas_carols/

    The lyrics:

    Dashing through the sand
    With a bomb strapped to my back
    I have a nasty plan
    For Christmas in Iraq

    I got through checkpoint A
    But not through checkpoint B
    That?s when I got shot in the ass
    By the U.S military

    Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
    Mine blew up you see
    Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
    Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
    Your soldiers shot me dead
    The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head

    I used to be a man
    But everytime I cough
    Thanks to uncle Sam
    My nuts keep falling off

    My bombing days are done
    I need to find some work
    Perhaps it would be much safer
    As a convenience stall night clerk

    Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
    I think I got screwed
    Don?t laugh at me because I?m dead
    Or I kill you
  • cranki
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2005
    • 5162

    #2
    jeff dunham is awesome

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    • RayBonga
      too cool for highschool
      • Nov 2005
      • 12164

      #3
      Originally posted by cranki
      jeff dunham is awesome
      Yeah, all the acts are fucking hilarious

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      • Farang
        one sick puppy
        • Oct 2004
        • 11713

        #4
        good shit
        fbm

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        • DutchTeenCash
          I like Dutch Girls
          • Feb 2003
          • 21684

          #5
          hes amazing

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          • mightyjoe
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2004
            • 1395

            #6
            pronounced Achmed but the spelling is wrong. the correct one is ahmed

            the poster Achmed are fake, he just heared the word Achmed

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            • StuartD
              Sofa King Band
              • Jul 2002
              • 29903

              #7
              Originally posted by mightyjoe
              pronounced Achmed but the spelling is wrong. the correct one is ahmed

              the poster Achmed are fake, he just heared the word Achmed
              No no... it's Achhhhmen.... A...... C..... phlem....
              This is me on facebook
              This is me on twitter

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              • [ScreaM]
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2005
                • 1664

                #8
                lol nice one!

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                • Iron Fist
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 23400

                  #9
                  Originally posted by StuartD
                  No no... it's Achhhhmen.... A...... C..... phlem....
                  i like waffles

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                  • lucas131
                    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 11475

                    #10
                    Awesome :D :D

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                    • VeriSexy
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                      • Apr 2002
                      • 25463

                      #11
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                      • RayBonga
                        too cool for highschool
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 12164

                        #12
                        Originally posted by mightyjoe
                        pronounced Achmed but the spelling is wrong. the correct one is ahmed

                        the poster Achmed are fake, he just heared the word Achmed
                        I kill you!

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                        • G-Rotica
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 4258

                          #13
                          Silence!!

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                          • hzoltan
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 2007

                            #14
                            This is just great!
                            SILENCE night
                            Gabriel - [email protected] - ICQ 636275551

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                            • RayBonga
                              too cool for highschool
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 12164

                              #15
                              Originally posted by hzoltan
                              This is just great!
                              SILENCE night
                              funny as hell

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