First time pooping with a girl

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  • Evil E
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2005
    • 3201

    #1

    First time pooping with a girl

    do you ever feel a little self conscious or awkward when you're with a new chick and you have to destroy the bathroom for the first time with her there?

    It's even worse if she has to go to the bathroom too and you're trying to play it off by telling her to go first but she insists that you go first and you keep telling her no, she should go first, and she asks why you're so insistent on her going first and you finally have to confess that after you go in there, they're gonna have to call a haz-mat team and quarantine the bathroom, so if she wants to go, she better go first?


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  • G-Rotica
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2005
    • 4258

    #2
    light a match

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    • iSMOKE
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2007
      • 1028

      #3
      shit on her back then fuck her

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      • CDSmith
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • May 2001
        • 51460

        #4
        Originally posted by knew
        do you ever feel a little self conscious or awkward when you're with a new chick and you have to destroy the bathroom for the first time with her there?
        If she's that insistent on being "in there" with me while I take a dump then she takes her chances and gets what she gets. I'd tell her not to try blaming me later either, no one's holding a gun to her head to be nosing around where someone is throning.

        She's certainly welcome to stay though. :D
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        • Sansa
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2007
          • 293

          #5
          Thankfully my place has 3 bathrooms
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          • mrthumbs
            salad tossing sig guy
            • Apr 2002
            • 11702

            #6
            Originally posted by iSMOKE
            shit on her back then fuck her
            lol

            .........

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            • Iron Fist
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2006
              • 23400

              #7
              Originally posted by Sansa
              Thankfully my place has 3 bathrooms
              That comes in handy
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              • gornyhuy
                Chafed.
                • May 2002
                • 18041

                #8
                Yeah, I always sneak off to my basement bathroom so I can melt the porcelain without worrying about it. 4 bathrooms rules.

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                • munki
                  Do Fun Shit.
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 13393

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                  If she's that insistent on being "in there" with me while I take a dump then she takes her chances and gets what she gets. I'd tell her not to try blaming me later either, no one's holding a gun to her head to be nosing around where someone is throning.

                  She's certainly welcome to stay though. :D

                  “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                  • Martin
                    "Assassins"
                    • Dec 2001
                    • 17274

                    #10
                    You're funny guy.. lol.

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                    • SifuE
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2007
                      • 877

                      #11
                      Take the shit, wipe your ass! Show her the paper smear, then make her look at the color of your shit, then grade it on artistic value...
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                      • D
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2006
                        • 7412

                        #12
                        It's not really awkward for me until I wipe.
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                        • Jarmusch
                           
                          • May 2003
                          • 12479

                          #13
                          She could stay, but then she would have to wipe my ass.

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                          • Ashleysteel
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 181

                            #14
                            God you guys are nasty!
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                            • munki
                              Do Fun Shit.
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 13393

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Ashleysteel
                              God you guys are nasty!
                              And it only goes down hill from here...

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                              • Boobs
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2006
                                • 7875

                                #16
                                it's called courtesy flush

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                                • TubeTitans_SusieQ
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2007
                                  • 3884

                                  #17
                                  lol all girls are used to men having to poop lol I would say just tell her it'll be a bit and insist she go first. She isn't stupid lol





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                                  • jo3
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2003
                                    • 876

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                    Yeah, I always sneak off to my basement bathroom so I can melt the porcelain without worrying about it. 4 bathrooms rules.
                                    melting... lol
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                                    • k0nr4d
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2006
                                      • 9231

                                      #19
                                      i usually just hold it in or go to my downstairs bathroom
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                                      • CurrentlySober
                                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 39047

                                        #20
                                        i look forward tio the oppertunity. i like poo and think it should be spread throughout the world...
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                                        • CurrentlySober
                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 39047

                                          #21
                                          or smeared...
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