My Mom had a pet monkey growing up; be careful, as she has a nice scar where it bite her.
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Come on come on come on come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on lets take it easy
Come on lets take it easy
Take it easy take it easy
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and
my monkey.
The deeper you go the higher you fly
The higher you fly the deeper you go
So come on come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on lets make it easy
Come on lets make it easy.
Take it easy take it easy
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and
my monkey.
Your inside is out and your outside is in
Your outside is in and your inside is out
So come on come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on lets make it easy
Come on lets make it easy
Make it easy make it easy
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and
my monkey.Comment
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fuck it---if I had no kids and wife I would definetly love a monkey----I guess if its too much agg big fucken deal you sell it back---Id get rid of the other pets and concentrate on the monkey--you tame that thing and its got to be a high end pussy magnet for life---haters are just lazy fucks who have no life--here is too you for the balls for trying ****Comment
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natural behaviour.
no they will not.If you buy a baby monkey its going to grow up domesticated, same as cats and any other animal surely?
Monkeys are no pets
yup and most took thousands of years to domesticate, not 25 years.People used to belong in caves. Im sure most pets today belonged somewhere else before also.
This monkey will have a sad, miserable life all for the enjoyment of someone who knows proaly nothing about monkeys and that during a few weeks, till someone gets bored with him and will give him les and less attention.
Do the little thing a favor Roger and send it to an ape rescue center asap...the sooner the better
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dozens of others out thereComment
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damn this is some crazy shit.
Do not overlook the things that are common. We have had friends that have had babies drown in the toilet, get stepped on, get crushed under rocking chairs and probably the most ignored is, contact Herpes Virus! Remember that people may have a cold sore and not think twice about kissing or handling your baby Marmoset or Tamarin. This is your responsibility to know that this is DEADLY to your baby! If you see a cold sore or fever blister on a friend or someone that wants to touch your monkey you need to realize that this will kill your baby. There is not a question that it will get sick and recover. This Virus is going to kill your baby so Please beware of anyone that handles your NHP. The general public will not know this and you need to be aware and keep this in mind at all times.
considering the stats in the usa are that 1 out 3 people have herpes, that shit is some crazy shit.
better keep the dirty girls away roger. hehe.
just the church girls can come play. lol.
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I agree!
Use that monkey to get as much hot ass as you can, then, if it starts to shit and piss everywhere, or becomes a problem, just drive him to the city and drop his dirty monkey ass off with a banana. By the time he is finished eating the banana, he will look up and you will be LOOOOOONG GOOOOOONE!!!
All that monkey will see is smoke from your tires!
Monkeys kick ass!Comment
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What a cool pet! Congrats Roger
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monkeys might be cute but they're not appropriate as pets
the monkey will end up demented and when growing up will be a real pain to look after. as Dave said he will have to give it up after a while especially when it gets aggressiveICQ: 37378183Comment
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"Monkey Man"
Lyrics by The Rolling Stones
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)
I'm a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
That's not really true
I'm a cold Italian pizza
I could use a lemon squeezer
What you do?
But I've been bit and I've been tossed around
By every she-rat in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just a monkey man
I'm glad you are a monkey woman too
I was bitten by a boar
I was gouged and I was gored
But I pulled on through
Yes, I'm a sack of broken eggs
I always have an unmade bed
Don't you?
Well, I hope we're not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
We love to play the blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I'm glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too, babe
I'm a monkey
I'm a monkey
I'm a monkey man
I'm a monkey man
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I want a monkey
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What a cute little monkey!!Please Read All Of My Posts In A Sarcastic Tone So You Get The Full Effect!!
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Bit of advice Roger,
When the girls ask to come over and play with your monkey..
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i think a lot of the people that are commenting about the monkeynegatively are thinking of a diff kind of monkey. these monkeys are very common pets, grow to one pound and not the type that you may think. i too have done a lot of research on these, and they're basically bred for domicile with humans.Comment
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That monkey will be a real pussy getter. Hope it is worth it.Comment
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Roger V
I luv you man but have you seen what those little things look like when they grow up.
I am now taking bets on how many months before this nice Satan Creature finds a new home
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wow... I want one too!M&A QueenComment
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Don't let Gunner eat him!Comment
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You need to train him to make microwave popcorn and retrieve beers!
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Since Capone is a chick magnet, maybe he will share his excess with you!
Enjoy your new addition!
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now this made me laugh - when i saw Hefs famous "zoo" i felt nothing but pity for those poor animals in their rotten cages. most of the parrots were naked cause they had pulled out all their feathers, everything was dirty and way too small. now here's your chance to make it better than HefComment
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You actually bought a MONKEY???
That's just weird..I'm just a newbie.Comment
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Small and cute monkey!
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iv always wanted one too but everyone tells me about how much WORK they are, like having a little kid.
cute new pet roger, take good care of him.Comment
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