“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
When you say "Sexier friends from the great white north" what you really mean is "white and pasty friends who mostly live in igloos", right?
Of course! We get only half the sunlight to begin with and even then spend 80% of our time indoors thanks to that horrible season known as winter. At least we now get to watch TV while we eat baby-seal meat and poutine.
I wish you could vote for me, Mark ;-)
Truly yours, Mitt.
I'd vote for you but the cost would outweigh the benefit. If a 'publican got in they would repress porn, and porn sales would go up. Then the economy will tank and more people will turn to vices such as Alcohol, cigarettes, drugs and porn, and sales would go up again. But the eventually the true cost of everything would hit and we'd lose it all.
Better to vote Obama and increase sales because people are happier, healthier, and gosh-darn it - they just want a little porn.
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