Originally Posted by PornerBros

Who's doing the Movember?

I tried doing it last year, but having already a lot of facial pilosity, not even my own mother gave to the cause. Nothing special about that. Got a big 6 bucks for a fucking awesome Frank Zappa mustache.
Which brings me to this point: Movember is discriminating against huge staches. It's an occasion for clean-cut guys to show than they can be males from time to time by growing some hairs, and justifying themselves socially by doing charity. This cause is the equivalent of congratulating a baby of dropping his first poop in a toilet.

'nuff said.