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Old 10-27-2012, 11:23 AM  
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Originally Posted by mikesouth View Post
Ernest Greene disagrees with you:

"For the record, condoms are used in every picture I shoot and they remain extremely commercial. I completely reject the contention that condom use would make porn unprofitable. That is a red herring. I said at the very meeting where you accuse me of flacking for irresponsible producers that I consider condom use nothing more than a creative challenge for picture makers that can be easily integrated into successful productions with a bit of imagination. I?ve shot, and sold successfully, more condom footage than any director in the history of this medium, starting with Nina?s first Guide shoot in 1992.

I?m all for condoms and always have been. They?re a minor challenge to a good cameraman and a good editor."
This dude must not sell a lot of porn.

Nobody wants to see condoms in porn. No fucking way, ever, for even one second. I, personally, have never once jerked off to the thought of fucking a girl with a condom, and this is over thousands and thousands of lifetime jerks to every other conceivable sexual scenario on the planet. Maybe to a condom BREAKING in a chick and giving her the grievous unwanted creampie, but that?s it. You can have a condom in a porn if it breaks and she cries. Otherwise, if I see even one INSTANT of condom I am ?changing the channel? like my own grandmother popped up taking it in the ass from Lexington Steele. You can have goggles in porn if it's a chick weairng them in a bukkake scene with no less than twenty Skid Row hobos spraying hot, salty loads all over her face. No one likes condoms. I?d rather personally die of AIDS a thousand times over than have to jerk off to condom porn even once.

Plus, look ? the fact that the porn industry has existed for decades and like four people in it have died of AIDS is the most massively successful health care initiative in human history. More porn stars have died from Kitana sword attacks than from AIDS. More porn stars have probably died from fucking Grizzly Bear attacks than AIDS. From asteroids.

So, the hell with this ridiculous shit. Like they say, it?ll just push the industry out of LA; they?ll go somewhere else and continue having unprotected sex and not getting AIDS, ever. And there will be 500 abandoned warehouses in Burbank now that will get taken over by Mad Max type gangs that will rape you and your family and give you AIDS. That?s what?s gonna happen.

You can take THAT to the fucking bank.
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