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  • Damian_Maxcash
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2002
    • 12745

    #1

    When are you going to die?

    Yeah - I know there are loads - but I am bored.....

    http://www.death-clock.org/

    and I like this one - it says I will live to 64.

    I had one that told me I should have been dead 3 years ago.
  • CaptainHowdy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 94125

    #2
    I'm already dead...

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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      It says at 69..good enough for me

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      • D
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2006
        • 7412

        #4
        AHA!

        I read the fine print!

        Originally posted by http://www.death-clock.org
        *should be used for fun only, this calculator is unlikely to predict your actual date of death!
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        • RevengeBucks_Monica
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          • Sep 2007
          • 775

          #5
          I don't even check, because I know I'm going to use those newfangled live-forever pills when they finally make them.
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          • PaygeaGrl
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            • Aug 2007
            • 537

            #6
            Based on our calculations you will die on:

            Wednesday, 7th April 2055

            You will live to be 79 years, 9 months and 19 days old!


            Great--even though I know it's BS, I still don't like seeing it. Nice thoughts before bed.
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            • MediaGuy
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              • Sep 2004
              • 5500

              #7
              WOW way cool...

              Wednesday, 13th December 2034

              They have it to the day. I know it's going to be later than that... but HEY - according to them I've got like a whole 25 more years to live!!

              Excellent! Time for long-term projections!

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              • PaygeaGrl
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                • Aug 2007
                • 537

                #8
                Originally posted by MediaGuy
                WOW way cool...

                Wednesday, 13th December 2034

                They have it to the day. I know it's going to be later than that... but HEY - according to them I've got like a whole 25 more years to live!!

                Excellent! Time for long-term projections!

                I still don't know how I feel about it. I almost wish I didn't look...and yes, I know it is a silly game:-)
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                • minniesoporno
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                  • Nov 2004
                  • 1150

                  #9
                  I rather wait and see what happens then have some key gen thing tell me.

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                  • 96ukssob
                    So Fucking Banananananas
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 12991

                    #10
                    At time of test you are 27 years, 4 months and 27 days old

                    Based on our calculations you will die on:

                    Monday, 29th May 2051

                    You will live to be 70 years, 10 months and 14 days old!
                    Whoa, marking that in my calendar

                    the best one ive seen is on the Final Destination DVD as an extra. Said I would be killed (actually sometime soon if i remember) by a significant other with scissors
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                    • GrouchyAdmin
                      Now choke yourself!
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 12085

                      #11
                      I actually bought a few of those rebadged y2k clocks where you could set your 'death date' on. Got one for my old buddy for Christmas in '00.

                      Think you still have 20 years, Ted. Rock on!

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                      • PaygeaGrl
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2007
                        • 537

                        #12
                        Originally posted by bossku69
                        Whoa, marking that in my calendar

                        the best one ive seen is on the Final Destination DVD as an extra. Said I would be killed (actually sometime soon if i remember) by a significant other with scissors

                        I think I am outliving ya all!
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                        • futurama
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                          • Aug 2006
                          • 171

                          #13
                          Sunday, 30th November 2042
                          You will live to be 66 years, 0 months and 0 days old!

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                          • wyldworx
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 5144

                            #14
                            whenever i finish living.

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                            • Elixir
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                              • May 2006
                              • 12870

                              #15
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                              • Antonio
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Oct 2001
                                • 14136

                                #16
                                2042 at the tender age of 72

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                                • uno
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                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 18450

                                  #17
                                  At time of test you are 27 years, 3 months and 13 days old

                                  Based on our calculations you will die on:

                                  Saturday, 10th August 2047

                                  You will live to be 66 years, 11 months and 11 days old!

                                  Realistically I give myself another 15 years max.
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                                  • florin
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                                    • Sep 2007
                                    • 911

                                    #18
                                    whenever, dude....

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                                    • czarina
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                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 10751

                                      #19
                                      75 years here... not bad

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                                      • halfpint
                                        GFY's Halfpint
                                        • Jun 2007
                                        • 15223

                                        #20
                                        I DIE ON.. Saturday, 3rd March 2035 at 67 years old

                                        omg Im just gonna go and commit suicide now... I dont wanna live that long fuck it

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                                        • sniperwolf
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Mar 2005
                                          • 17743

                                          #21
                                          The Day I die is...

                                          Saturday, 3rd April 2049 Age: 64


                                          Yay! i have to live longer than i expected!
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                                          • Retributi0n
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Oct 2007
                                            • 393

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                            I'm already dead...
                                            maybe you are already dead and don't even know it.. spooky shit ya?

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                                            • Retributi0n
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Oct 2007
                                              • 393

                                              #23
                                              Saturday, 19th August 2051
                                              You will live to be 74 years, 7 months and 7 days old!


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                                              and by the year 2050 there will be so many improvements to health care that I'll live another 70 years..

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                                              then in another 70 years I'll just download my brain into a computer and live forever.

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                                              • MikesTraffic
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                                                • Jan 2006
                                                • 1992

                                                #24
                                                mine said i will live into the year 2060, ill be 74 when i die supposedly
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                                                • nAtuRaLbEautY
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                                                  • May 2006
                                                  • 6107

                                                  #25
                                                  i don't want to knew it. lol!
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                                                  • Xrated J
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                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 4347

                                                    #26
                                                    Never!!!!

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                                                    • Dirty Lord
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                                                      • Nov 2007
                                                      • 2681

                                                      #27
                                                      What a sweetie thread...

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                                                      • shekinah
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                                                        • May 2006
                                                        • 8452

                                                        #28
                                                        lol, known that site long before and I didn't know why result differs every time

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                                                        • KILL_FRENZY
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                                                          #29
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                                                          • needlive
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                                                            • Nov 2006
                                                            • 2191

                                                            #30
                                                            On the day I'll be starting to feel happy.

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