GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum - View Single Post - The current bid for the world's most valuable signature is $50.06 for 3 months

sarettah · 10-23-2012, 07:42 AM

Auction Thread:
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1085039

We are coming down to the wire on this auction thing.

.

This is the time to jump in and grab the most valuable board signature on the internet for a mere pittance of it's actual value.

The complete package is:

B.Barnato's Signature for 3 months
B.Barnato's Avatar for 3 months
Control of B.Barnatos posts for 3 months

Just think of the many things that you can do with this

Complete Turnkey Signature Package.

Why, you can make B.Barnato say and do anything you wish. Use him as your backup in threads where you boast about your Brohood. Use him as an attack troll on your internet enemies.

He Is Your Absolute Puppet.

You can use him to entertain, to commiserate and to be an internet buddy in those times when you feel you have no friends.

With the holidays quickly approaching we are reminded that this is the time of year when adult webmasters are most lonely and many succumb each year to the "Holiday Blues".

With B.Barnato's Total Signature Package You Have No Reason To Be Lonely.

You just hit him up and say "Get posting slavey, make me laugh" and your loneliness is disspelled in seconds.

The proceeds from this sale are for a coat for B.barnato to wear this winter while he feeds the birds

and for some birdseed to feed said birds with. In my previous posts I have extolled the virtues of this sale for what it will do for the survival of Tits and I have examined the benefits of this sale to the birds. I see no need to go back through that again here. If you want to know how this sale helps the survival of the adult industry and many species of our fine feathered friends, you can find that here: Previous Auction Promotion Thread: https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1086290.

But let's talk about the coat.

The coat is very important. The coat ensures that B.Barnato will remain warm while he takes on the ever important task of feeding the birds.

Without a coat he will not be able to venture out into the cold

unforgiving environment to provide birdseed for the helpless birds. The higher the bids in the auction go, the better coat B.Barnato will be able to afford to buy. With a very cheap coat he may be able to venture outside for 10 or 15 minutes a day but

with an expensive, high quality coat he will be able to remain outside for virtually 24 hours

feeding and ensuring the survival of the Tits (especially the female ones)

So, don't delay. Go on over to the auction thread at https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1085039 and

Make Your Bid NOW!

B.Barnato will thank you. The Adult Industry will thank you. Millions of Tits around the world will thank you.
God will thank you.

Me, I'm thanking DX for outbidding me. I was getting worried there for a while

Standard disclaimer and legal shit. You don't need to read this.
This post has not been approved by B.Barnato in any way, shape or form. All claims in this post may be false and could be misrepresentations of what the actual sale is and what the actual resulting product is. Caveat Emptor Motherfuckers. Hell, B.Barnato doesn't even know me. He has no clue why I make these posts in support of him and to tell you the truth, neither do I. I just sort of go with the flow. If it feels good, do it and making these posts feels good to me. Damn, my life sucks, doesn't it? When the high point of your day is making bullshit posts about a bullshit auction, what does that say? Well, depends. If all the bills are paid and you have time to fuck around on an internet board who is to say that that is wrong? What makes people who travel the world, or race cars, or climb mountains think that their particular endeavor is somehow superior to another person's chosen vocation. Snobs is what they are, just fucking snobs. So, you have a problem with my posts? C'mon, come after me you fucking asshole piece of shit worthless turd pimple on the butt of your daddy's ass. Give it your best shot. See if I care. It's not like I have anything invested here. I can walk away from this place any fucking time I want. Ooops, I guess I kind of got sidetracked there so I will quit. For now. Maybe. If I want to. So there. Nanny nanny boo boo, no tag backs

10-23-2012, 07:42 AM
sarettah see you later, I'm gone Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,080	The current bid for the world's most valuable signature is $50.06 for 3 months - Bid NOW! Auction Thread: https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1085039 We are coming down to the wire on this auction thing. . This is the time to jump in and grab the most valuable board signature on the internet for a mere pittance of it's actual value. The complete package is: B.Barnato's Signature for 3 months B.Barnato's Avatar for 3 months Control of B.Barnatos posts for 3 months Just think of the many things that you can do with this Complete Turnkey Signature Package. Why, you can make B.Barnato say and do anything you wish. Use him as your backup in threads where you boast about your Brohood. Use him as an attack troll on your internet enemies. He Is Your Absolute Puppet. You can use him to entertain, to commiserate and to be an internet buddy in those times when you feel you have no friends. With the holidays quickly approaching we are reminded that this is the time of year when adult webmasters are most lonely and many succumb each year to the "Holiday Blues". With B.Barnato's Total Signature Package You Have No Reason To Be Lonely. You just hit him up and say "Get posting slavey, make me laugh" and your loneliness is disspelled in seconds. The proceeds from this sale are for a coat for B.barnato to wear this winter while he feeds the birds and for some birdseed to feed said birds with. In my previous posts I have extolled the virtues of this sale for what it will do for the survival of Tits and I have examined the benefits of this sale to the birds. I see no need to go back through that again here. If you want to know how this sale helps the survival of the adult industry and many species of our fine feathered friends, you can find that here: Previous Auction Promotion Thread: https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1086290. But let's talk about the coat. The coat is very important. The coat ensures that B.Barnato will remain warm while he takes on the ever important task of feeding the birds. Without a coat he will not be able to venture out into the cold unforgiving environment to provide birdseed for the helpless birds. The higher the bids in the auction go, the better coat B.Barnato will be able to afford to buy. With a very cheap coat he may be able to venture outside for 10 or 15 minutes a day but with an expensive, high quality coat he will be able to remain outside for virtually 24 hours feeding and ensuring the survival of the Tits (especially the female ones) So, don't delay. Go on over to the auction thread at https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1085039 and Make Your Bid NOW! B.Barnato will thank you. The Adult Industry will thank you. Millions of Tits around the world will thank you. God will thank you. Me, I'm thanking DX for outbidding me. I was getting worried there for a while Standard disclaimer and legal shit. You don't need to read this. This post has not been approved by B.Barnato in any way, shape or form. All claims in this post may be false and could be misrepresentations of what the actual sale is and what the actual resulting product is. Caveat Emptor Motherfuckers. Hell, B.Barnato doesn't even know me. He has no clue why I make these posts in support of him and to tell you the truth, neither do I. I just sort of go with the flow. If it feels good, do it and making these posts feels good to me. Damn, my life sucks, doesn't it? When the high point of your day is making bullshit posts about a bullshit auction, what does that say? Well, depends. If all the bills are paid and you have time to fuck around on an internet board who is to say that that is wrong? What makes people who travel the world, or race cars, or climb mountains think that their particular endeavor is somehow superior to another person's chosen vocation. Snobs is what they are, just fucking snobs. So, you have a problem with my posts? C'mon, come after me you fucking asshole piece of shit worthless turd pimple on the butt of your daddy's ass. Give it your best shot. See if I care. It's not like I have anything invested here. I can walk away from this place any fucking time I want. Ooops, I guess I kind of got sidetracked there so I will quit. For now. Maybe. If I want to. So there. Nanny nanny boo boo, no tag backs __________________ All cookies cleared! Last edited by sarettah; 10-23-2012 at 07:50 AM..