RIP To My Old Neighbor and Friend- Ike Turner

**Ditosta** · 12-12-2007, 12:49 PM

RIP ! So many celeb deaths this year

**OldJeff** · 12-12-2007, 12:51 PM

One less scumbag in the world

**DWB** · 12-12-2007, 12:56 PM

Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal

Just got word from his attorney

Yea, I'm sure you where high on the call list when he passed.

**LiveDose** · 12-12-2007, 01:00 PM

Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Yea, I'm sure you where high on the call list when he passed.

LOL

Non stop self promotion. Gotta love it....

**V_RocKs** · 12-12-2007, 01:02 PM

Bye, Bye.

**Dirty F** · 12-12-2007, 01:03 PM

Wow, you only mentioned yourself 2 times in this death thread. Are you saying you kinda feel bad about last weeks death thread that ended up being a story about how cool you are?

**ShaveBucks** · 12-12-2007, 01:06 PM

Apparently KB's other neighbor was Tina Turner. He introduced them while sipping martini's with Charlie Chaplin.
But he was forced to move when he sold the Marylin Monroe/Joe DiMaggio sex Beta tape.

KB is currently posting this from his good friend George Washington's blackberry. He would also like to take a moment to promote his latest washroom visit and how it may or may not be talked about on Dr. Phil.

**WebairGerard** · 12-12-2007, 01:07 PM

RIP Ike

**Dirty F** · 12-12-2007, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by ShaveBucks

how it may or may not be talked about on Dr. Phil.

Funny, i saw his ugly mug on dr Phil today.

**baddog** · 12-12-2007, 01:10 PM

Originally posted by Dirty Franck

Funny, i saw his ugly mug on dr Phil today.

So, you watch Dr Phil.

Interesting.

**OMG Jim** · 12-12-2007, 01:10 PM

Sorry to hear KB... I grew up listening to Ike & Tina

RIP Ike.

**Dirty F** · 12-12-2007, 01:12 PM

Originally posted by baddog

So, you watch Dr Phil.

Interesting.

Actually no, not at all. I turned the tv on and it was on that channel from last night. So his face was the first thing i saw. I then switched to something more interesting like commercials.

**Brujah** · 12-12-2007, 01:15 PM

Anyone remember Tommy Flanagan from SNL?

Announcer: And now, a message from Pathological Liars Anonymous.

Tommy Flanagan: Hello, my name is Tommy Flanagan, and I'm a member of Pathological Liars Anonymous. In fact.. I'm the president of the organization!

I didn't always lie. No, when I was a kid, I told the truth. But then one day, I got caught stealing money out of my mother's purse. I lied. I told her it was homework - that my teacher told me to do it. And she got fired! Yeah, that's what happened!

After that, lying was easy for me. I lied about my age and joined the army. I was thirteen at the time. Yeah.. I went to Vietnam, and I was injured catching a mortar shell in my teeth. And they made me a three-star general! And then I got a job in journalism, writing for the National Enquire.. er, Geographic! Yeah.. I was making twenty thousand a ye.. month! In fact, I won the Pulitzer Prize that year! Yeah, that's the ticket.

And then my cousin died - Joe Louis - and I took it hard. Maybe too hard - I tried to kill myself. Yeahh.. I did kill myself! Sure! I was medically dead for a week and a half! It was a woman that brought me out of it - Indira Gandhi! Yeah, right.. And she told me about Pathological Liars Anonymous.

Oh, you'd be surprised how many famous people belong. In fact.. at one of the meetings I met my wife - Morgan Fairchild! Yes, I'm a change man now, and all because of Pathological Liars Anonymous. Why, I - I even have my picture on the cover of Newsweek magazine. Yeah. Every day! Yeah.. that's the ticket! Yeah, you betcha!

**Mazuma Jason** · 12-12-2007, 01:53 PM

Originally posted by Brujah

Anyone remember Tommy Flanagan from SNL?

Announcer: And now, a message from Pathological Liars Anonymous.

Tommy Flanagan: Hello, my name is Tommy Flanagan, and I'm a member of Pathological Liars Anonymous. In fact.. I'm the president of the organization!

I didn't always lie. No, when I was a kid, I told the truth. But then one day, I got caught stealing money out of my mother's purse. I lied. I told her it was homework - that my teacher told me to do it. And she got fired! Yeah, that's what happened!

After that, lying was easy for me. I lied about my age and joined the army. I was thirteen at the time. Yeah.. I went to Vietnam, and I was injured catching a mortar shell in my teeth. And they made me a three-star general! And then I got a job in journalism, writing for the National Enquire.. er, Geographic! Yeah.. I was making twenty thousand a ye.. month! In fact, I won the Pulitzer Prize that year! Yeah, that's the ticket.

And then my cousin died - Joe Louis - and I took it hard. Maybe too hard - I tried to kill myself. Yeahh.. I did kill myself! Sure! I was medically dead for a week and a half! It was a woman that brought me out of it - Indira Gandhi! Yeah, right.. And she told me about Pathological Liars Anonymous.

Oh, you'd be surprised how many famous people belong. In fact.. at one of the meetings I met my wife - Morgan Fairchild! Yes, I'm a change man now, and all because of Pathological Liars Anonymous. Why, I - I even have my picture on the cover of Newsweek magazine. Yeah. Every day! Yeah.. that's the ticket! Yeah, you betcha!

**Sveindt Beindt** · 12-12-2007, 02:01 PM

RIP Ike

**BradShaw** · 12-12-2007, 02:09 PM

TMZ your lawyer?

**tical** · 12-12-2007, 02:54 PM

hahaha jesus

**Cap10_Kirk** · 12-12-2007, 04:13 PM

Wow. I read up on Ike. He was credited for making the first Rock n Roll song. He had his faults, but he surely made his mark.

**Spunky** · 12-12-2007, 04:28 PM

RIP Ike..I'm sure Tina will miss him

**TheAmericanCannibal** · 12-12-2007, 04:49 PM

Originally posted by Cap10_Kirk

Wow. I read up on Ike. He was credited for making the first Rock n Roll song. He had his faults, but he surely made his mark.

Rocket 88?

**lesbodojo** · 12-12-2007, 05:11 PM

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**Porno Dan** · 12-12-2007, 07:58 PM

Say what you want about Ike Turner he was a great musician and one of the most influential artists of all time.

**GrouchyAdmin** · 12-12-2007, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by Spunky

RIP Ike..I'm sure Tina will miss him

Bitch never got a black eye like Ike gave her since!

**xxxjay** · 12-12-2007, 08:54 PM

Damn...no not Ike!

RIP To My Old Neighbor and Friend- Ike Turner

RIP To My Old Neighbor and Friend- Ike Turner

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