Originally Posted by BFT3K

Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are walking along. They see a sign: CONTEST FOR WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. Snow White goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing a crown. They walk along and see another sign: CONTEST FOR WORLD'S STRONGEST MAN. Superman goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing the awarded belt. They walk along and see a sign: CONTEST FOR THE WORLD'S GREATEST LIAR. Pinocchio goes in, later comes out with his head down crying. Pinocchio sobs asking, "Who the hell is Mitt Romney?"